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  1. Picture quote by African Proverbs about courage

    The lion doesn't turn around when the small dog barks. ⏤ African Proverbs

  2. Picture quote by Winston Churchill about motivational

    You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks. ⏤ Winston Churchill

  3. Picture quote by Sayings about people

    What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs. ⏤ Sayings

  4. Picture quote about attitude

    If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t, either.

  5. Picture quote by Will Rogers about life

    If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. ⏤ Will Rogers

  6. Picture quote by Mark Twain about heaven

    Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. ⏤ Mark Twain

  7. Picture quote by Unknown about character

    Be the person your dog thinks you are. ⏤ Unknown

  8. Picture quote by Clara Bow about behavior

    The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. ⏤ Clara Bow

  9. Picture quote by Mark Twain about people

    The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. ⏤ Mark Twain

  10. Picture quote by Josh Billings about love

    A dog is the only creature on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. ⏤ Josh Billings

  11. Picture quote by Andy Rooney about dog

    The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ⏤ Andy Rooney

  12. Picture quote by George Jean Nathan about love

    Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man. ⏤ George Jean Nathan

  13. Picture quote by Jonathan Swift about animals

    Every dog must have his day. ⏤ Jonathan Swift

  14. Picture quote by George Carlin about animals

    What do dogs do on their day off? They can't lie around, thats their job! ⏤ George Carlin

  15. Picture quote by Maria Callas about fidelity

    Only my dogs will not betray me. ⏤ Maria Callas

  16. Picture quote by Benjamin Franklin about friends

    There are three faithful friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. ⏤ Benjamin Franklin

  17. Picture quote about home

    A home without a dog is just a house.

  18. Picture quote by Roger Caras about pets

    Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ⏤ Roger Caras

  19. Picture quote by Jack London about charity

    A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog. ⏤ Jack London

What are the best dog quotations?

Below you can read the best quotes about dog of all times. Some of the top sayings from famous people here to read and remember. Access the best dog quotations. Top dog sayings on images and beautiful affirmations. Enjoy and bookmark favorite ones.

Don’t let the same dog bite you twice.

Chuck Berry

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

Bernard Williams

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

Abraham Lincoln

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx

The love of a dog for his master is notorious; as an old writer quaintly says, A dog is the only thing on this earth that luvs you more than he luvs himself.

Dr. Lauder Lindsay

The dog lives for the day, the hour, even the moment.

Robert Falcon Scott

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Ogden Nash

You think those dogs will not be in heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us.

Robert Louis Stevenson

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.

Clara Bow

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.

Gilda Radner

Extraordinary creature! So close a friend, and yet so remote.

Thomas Mann

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

Samuel Butler

Dog. A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.

Ambrose Bierce

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

Roger Caras

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.

Friedrich Nietzsche

The barking of a dog does not disturb the man on a camel.

Egyptian Proverbs

If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.

Roger Caras

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Christopher Morley

Who loves me will love my dog also.


Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human's eyes.

Jerry O'Connell

I always disliked dogs, those protectors of cowards who lack the courage to fight an assailant themselves.

J. August Strindberg

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Steven Wright

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Andy Rooney

Dogs are forever in the push up position.

Mitch Hedberg

I have a boyfriend and a dog, and I still haven't figured out what I want to be when I grow up.

Chelsea Clinton

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Fran Lebowitz

The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go.

Winston Churchill

I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

Abraham Lincoln

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.

Jay Leno

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

Jean Harlow

People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.

Mitch Hedberg

I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans, and I'm rooting for the machines.

Claude Shannon

It's the most prestigious dog show in the country. We love dogs, and we're having a blast out here.

Melissa Rivers

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

Rita Rudner

I would rather be beaten, and be a man, than to be elected and be a little puppy dog.

Davy Crockett

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.

Paris Hilton

My saddle horses are my friends. My dogs are my friends.

Wilford Brimley

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.

Smiley Blanton

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

Andy Rooney

In business everyone is out to grab, to fight, to win. Either you are the under or the over dog. It is up to you to be on top.

Alice Foote MacDougall

I watched Gene Kelly for his smile, for his energy. Vittorio Gassman for his movement. Clark Gable for his mustache. And I watched Lassie who was happy as a dog.

Jean Dujardin

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

John Steinbeck

Road to hell paved in unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.

Ernest Hemingway

If my life was a song it would be 'Who Let The Dogs Out'.

Casey Abrams

Tiger the dog had a showdown with a fast moving flower truck in the middle of the street and lost.

Barry Williams

Yeah, dog was this man's best friend, for sure.

Tommy Rettig

When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!

David Starr Jordan

Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out.

Princess Anne

The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time.

Catfish Hunter

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

Woodrow Wilson

I'm French, so I'm quite lazy about exercising, and I smoke. But I do love going for a run in the morning with my dog. That's all.

Eva Green

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Ann Landers

I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have.

Jimmy Carr

You just need to be a flea against injustice. Enough committed fleas biting strategically can make even the biggest dog uncomfortable and transform even the biggest nation.

Marian Wright Edelman

Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.

Mordecai Wyatt Johnson

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

Henny Youngman

Let sleeping dogs lie.

Robert Walpole

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another.

Robert Benchley

A dog will make eye contact. A cat will, too, but a cat

Roy Blount, Jr.

My feet are dogs.

Rudolf Nureyev

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.

Edward Hoagland

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx

Not Carnegie, Vanderbilt, and Astor together could have raised money enough to buy a quarter share in my little dog.

Ernest Thompson Seton

I was young. I was newly married. And I had worked like a dog. I just wanted to live and travel.

Sarah Michelle Gellar

I desperately want a dog, but I've been told I travel too much, and I'm not allowed to have a dog.

Victoria Pratt

It's not like I'm hanging out at shopping malls or going to celebrity golf tournaments. I'm so in my own little world. I got my dog, my music, my brother, a couple of friends.

Jared Leto

My mom will make me walk the dogs or take out the trash when I go home.

Queen Latifah

Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end.

June Carter

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Robert Benchley

You cannot teach old dogs new tricks.

Joseph Chamberlain

I remember walking the dog one day, I saw a car full of teenage girls, and one of them rolled down the window and yelled, 'Marc Jacobs!' in a French accent.

Marc Jacobs

I like spending time at home. In Paris, people drop by and have a bite to eat, or they drop by and watch Friends on TV. I take my dog to the office there, and I walk to work sometimes.

Marc Jacobs

Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?

John Lewis

To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow, I never saw anyone carrying a dog, or leading a dog. Err I finally saw a, a pet some years later in Kiev, so I thought that life must have been, different.

Ralph Boston

If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?

Oskar Schindler

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Charles M. Schulz

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

Rodney Dangerfield

But on the other hand, in the midst of the chaos, you find normal people. You find people who are willing to risk their lives to tell you what they saw, even though they have no dog in the fight.

John Pomfret

I may be boring, but it would be to wake up by my dog and then my daughter.

Izabella Scorupco

I'm no one's lap dog, you can't put me on a leash.

Johnny Rotten

I have a Lab, it's fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it's fun.

George Eads

Well I just figure any man who risks his neck to save a dog's life isn't going to kill someone for gold teeth.

Alvin Adams

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

Mickey Rivers

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

Rodney Dangerfield

If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn't happen you are only keeping an animal.

Enid Bagnold

The CD is dedicated to our dog Nell, who passed away last year.

Julia Barr

I lost interest in firearms because we had a dog that was scared to death of the sound of a rifle shot.

James Spader

What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'?

Mickey Rivers

I've tried word processors, but I think I'm too old a dog to use one.

Dee Brown

We are all vegetarians here, and except for a mountain lion that's been hanging around and killed our dog, we don't have a care in the world.

Dirk Benedict

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

Tommy Cooper

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

Rita Rudner

The first dog I had was owned by an abusive couple. He was very skittish. He wouldn't let me hold him. It was explained to me that it was because of how he was treated.

Casey Affleck

You're over there in the corner either thinking about the dead dog or whatever, you're bringing up your personal life and you need the space, and then somebody throws you a joke. Especially if it's an emotional scene, you don't want the joke.

Marcia Gay Harden

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

Marie Corelli

Men have been found to deny woman intellect; they have credited her with instinct, with intuition, with a capacity to correlate cause and effect much as a dog connects its collar with a walk.

W. L. George

By what right has the dog come to be regarded as a noble animal? The more brutal and cruel and unjust you are to him the more your fawning and adoring slave he becomes; whereas, if you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward--you will never get her full confidence again.

Mark Twain

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.

Tre Cool

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