The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.— William S. Burroughs
Wonderful Great Dog quotations
The lion doesn't turn around when the small dog barks.
A good football coach needs a patient wife, a loyal dog and a great quarterback - but not necessarily in that order.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.
You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
Silence is a source of great strength.
Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.
I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source.
Make today so awesome, yesterday gets jealous.
The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox.
Great minds discuss ideas.Average minds discuss events.Small minds discuss people.
Thorns may hurt you, men desert you, sunlight turn to fog;
but you're never friendless ever, if you have a dog.
A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad.
A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.
Dogs are not people dressed up in fur coats, and to deny them their nature is to do them great harm.
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.
If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.
You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks.
Women are great. When they dig you, there's nothing they won't do. That kind of loyalty is hard to find - unless you've got a good dog.
The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them.
In this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog.
Failure is a great teacher, and, if you are open to it, every mistake has a lesson to offer.
No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it's hard to feel sad.
With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog.
You need a little bit of insanity to do great things.
Wall Street owns the country. It is no longer a government of the people, for the people and by the people, but a government for Wall Street, by Wall Street, and for Wall Street. The great common people of this country are slaves, and monopoly is the master…Let the bloodhounds of money who have dogged us thus far beware.
I'm a fighter. I believe in the eye-for-an-eye business. I'm no cheek turner. I got no respect for a man who won't hit back. You kill my dog, you better hide your cat.
The human imagination... has great difficulty in living strictly within the confines of a materialist practice or philosophy. It dreams, like a dog in its basket, of hares in the open.
To a great mind, nothing is little.
I like cats a lot. I've always liked cats. They're great company. When they eat, they always leave a little bit at the bottom of the bowl. A dog will polish the bowl, but a cat always leaves a little bit. It's like an offering.
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
Great men have great dogs.
Acknowledge all of your small victories. They will eventually add up to something great.
Great Britain have won 40% of their medals in cycling.
If only there was snooker, darts and a dog show.
Dogs are great assets to candidates, and the feeling seems to be engendered that if a dog loves the candidate, he can't be all that bad.
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs. - Jeanne
Average people have great ideas. Legends have great execution.
Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished.
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
When my nephew was 3 and 4, he would say the most genius things.
He said, You're hammer macho with FBI dogs. I thought it was just one of those great lines.
No man can be condemned for owning a dog.
As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has.