Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got to ask yourself, "Who's the real master in this relationship?"— Anthony Griffin
Captivate Dog Lover quotations
The lion doesn't turn around when the small dog barks.
According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend.
Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.
Dogs are the closest we come to knowing the divine love of God on this side of eternity.
The planet does not need more "successful people". The planet desperately needs more peacemakers, healers, restorers, storytellers and lover of all kinds.
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language."
I've always been an animal lover. I've grown up with dogs my whole life. I think that is what helped me get the role on 'Lassie', I was comfortable around the dog, where many of the kids were afraid or intimidated by Lassie.
Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.
You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source.
You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks.
Animal lovers are a special breed of humans, generous of spirit, full of empathy, perhaps a little prone to sentimentality, and with hearts as big as a cloudless sky
They motivate us to play, be affectionate, seek adventure and be loyal.
I have always been an animal lover. I had a hard time disassociating the animals I cuddled with - dogs and cats, for example - from the animals on my plate, and I never really cared for the taste of meat. I always loved my Brussels sprouts.
If two past lovers cannot remain friends, either they are still in love or never were
Dogs never lie about love.
Dogs are us, only innocent.
The love between dog and man is idyllic, dogs were never expelled from paradise.
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs.
People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.
A dog has one aim in life... to bestow his heart.
The planet does not need more successful people. The planet desperately needs more peacemakers, healers, restorers, storytellers and lovers of all kinds.
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
In this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog.
If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t, either.
No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
Animals are good to think with.
Dog lovers hate to clean out kennels. Horse lovers like cleaning stables.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
The good Lord in his ultimate wisdom gave us three things to make life bearable: hope, jokes, and dogs, but the greatest of these was dogs.
You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs. - Jeanne
Be the person your dog thinks you are.
I think every family should have a dog;
it is like having a perpetual baby; it is the plaything and crony of the whole house. It keeps them all young.
Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished.
Fifty years from now Britain will still be the country of long shadows on county grounds, warm beer, invincible green suburbs, dog lovers and pools fillers and - as George Orwell said - “old maids bicycling to Holy Communion through the morning mist” and if we get our way - Shakespeare still read even in school.
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
A dog has the soul of a philosopher.
A country of long shadows on county cricket grounds, warm beer, green suburbs, dog lovers, and old maids cycling to holy communion through the morning mist.