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Famous Knocked Up Quotes

When I first got pregnant, I freaked out. Then I had to remind myself: I'm turning 30 — Melissa Joan Hart

Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife. - Queen Victoria

Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife. — Queen Victoria

One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it. — Georges Courteline

I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child. — Loretta Lynn

Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into? — Diablo Cody

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up. — Ray Romano

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. — Chuck Palahniuk

Pregnancy is getting company inside one's skin. — Maggie Scarf

Karan Johar finally attained puberty at 42 — Pooja Bhatt

[Motherhood is] the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary-it's an act of infinite optimism. — Gilda Radner

However motherhood comes to you, it's a miracle. — Valerie Harper

Given a choice between hearing my daughter say "I'm pregnant" or "I used a condom", most mothers would get up in the middle of the night and buy them herself. — Joycelyn Elders

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. — Bill Cosby

Singin' in the Rain (1952) and childbirth were the two hardest things I ever had to do in my life. — Debbie Reynolds

Wedlock is a padlock. — John Ray

Short Knocked Up Quotes

  • Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. — Tina Brown
  • It was an arranged marriage, put together by drugs and alcohol. — Tom Papa
  • Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day. — Mike Myers
  • There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. — Josh Billings
  • I feel sure that unborn babies pick their parents. — Gloria Swanson
  • There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn. — Chinese Proverbs
  • Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes. — Ashlee Simpson
  • You know you're in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women. — Owen Wilson
  • I like trying to get pregnant. I'm not so sure about childbirth. — Lauren Holly
  • There's people making babies to my music. That's nice. — Barry White

Knocked Up Image Quotes

Life will knock us down, but we can choose whether or not to stand back up. - Jackie Chan quote

Life will knock us down, but we can choose whether or not to stand back up. — Jackie Chan

What goes up must come down. - Isaac Newton quote

What goes up must come down. — Isaac Newton

Knocked up quote Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice.
Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice.
Losing the future is the best thing that ever happened to me. - Marilyn French quote

Losing the future is the best thing that ever happened to me. — Marilyn French

Being sectioned was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Frank Bruno quote

Being sectioned was the best thing that ever happened to me. — Frank Bruno

You are the best thing that's ever been mine. - Taylor Swift quote

You are the best thing that's ever been mine. — Taylor Swift

Knocked up quote It's not whether you get knocked down, It's whether you get up.
It's not whether you get knocked down, It's whether you get up.

Getting Knocked Down And Back Up Quotes

As long as you've done your best, making mistakes doesn't matter. You and I are human; we will mess up. What counts is learning from your mistakes and getting back up when life has knocked you down. — Shawn Johnson

If one dream dies, dream another dream. If you get knocked down, get back up and go again. — Joel Osteen

The question in life is not whether you get knocked down. You will. The question is, are you ready to get back up... And fight for what you believe in? — Dan Quayle

Knocked up quote Sometimes the opportunity only knocks once. Be prepared, be open, be brave.
Sometimes the opportunity only knocks once. Be prepared, be open, be brave.

Failing forward is the ability to get back up after you've been knocked down, learn from your mistake, and move forward in a better direction. — John C. Maxwell

For me, when I get knocked down, I really try to get back up and go at it again. I don't like to give up. — Jeremy Lin

It's about being able to go through the grind, willing to get back up when you're knocked down. And when life's not going well, not getting down on yourself and just getting back up and getting back to work, and striving to be the best you can be. — Robbie Lawler

Knocked up quote A pessimist is somebody who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.
A pessimist is somebody who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.

When you get knocked down, don't stay down; get back up again. Nothing good is going to happen as long as you're down on yourself. — Joel Osteen

No matter how many times you get knocked down, keep getting back up. God sees your resolve. He sees your determination. And when you do everything you can do, that’s when God will step in and do what you can’t do. — Joel Osteen

when you stumble, keep faith. And when you're knocked down, get right back up and never listen to anyone who says you can't or shouldn't go on. — Hillary Clinton

If life knocks you down, try to land on your back. Because if you can look up, you can get up. And if you get up, you can stand up. And if you stand up, you can fight for your dream once again. You have something special. You have GREATNESS within you! — Les Brown

Knocked Down Get Up Quotes

For those to whom much is given, much is required. It is not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up. There is no substitute for victory. — Douglas MacArthur

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. — Zig Ziglar

A winner is that person who gets up one more time than she is knocked down. — Mia Hamm

Knocked up quote It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.

There’s nothing wrong with getting knocked down, as long as u get right back up. — Muhammad Ali

It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up. - Vince Lombardi

It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up. — Vince Lombardi

You can't lose confidence in yourself, or you've lost already. When you get knocked down, you've got to keep getting back up. — Tim Tebow

Knocked up quote When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.
When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.

Daring to reach, to climb, to crawl, to scratch, to get back up when you've been knocked down, to push forward - ever forward - to forgive. It means sacrificing everything if necessary, to carve out a place for your own existence. It means living. — Malcolm X

Knock me down 9 times, but I get up 10. — Cardi B

You can learn a lot by getting knocked down, and I got knocked down over and over again. And every time I got up and kept going. — Michael J. Massimino

When life knocks you down, try to land on your back. Because if you can look up, you can get up. Let your reason get you back up. — Les Brown

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More Knocked Up Quotes

Even when opportunity knocks, a man still has to get up off his seat and open the door. — Douglas MacArthur

When I was a young fellow I was knocked down plenty. I wanted to stay down, but I couldn't. I had to collect the two dollars for winning or go hungry. I had to get up. I was one of those hungry fighters. You could have hit me on the chin with a sledgehammer for five dollars. When you haven't eaten for two days you'll understand. — Jack Dempsey

Be brave! Be strong! Be fearless! Once you have taken up the spiritual fife, fight! Fight as long as there is any life in you! Even though you know that you are going to be killed, fight till you are killed! Don't die of fright! Die fighting! Don't go down till you are knocked down. — Swami Vivekananda

Every person who has ever achieved anything has been knocked down many times. But all of them picked themselves up and kept going, and that is what I have always tried to do. — Wangari Maathai

Step to this and get shanked up I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt — Big L

That was the big thing when I was growing up, singing on the radio. The extent of my dream was to sing on the radio station in Memphis. Even when I got out of the Air Force in 1954, I came right back to Memphis and started knocking on doors at the radio station. — Johnny Cash

Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

My strength did not come from lifting weights. My strength came from lifting myself up when i was knocked down. — Bob Moore

You need something to open up a new door, to show you something you seen before but overlooked a hundred times or more — Bob Dylan

If you can go out there and stand up for what it is you believe in no matter how many times you are knocked down, in the end the swinging of your own blows will exhaust them. — Erin Brockovich

Change doesn't begin when we get knocked on our ass. It begins the moment we decide to get back up on our own feet — Dwayne Johnson

I feel ups and downs are a part of one's career, and this totally depends on how you take it. You can either be knocked down by the negative things, or you can take it in a positive way and learn from it. — Deepika Padukone

If I had to select one quality, one personal characteristic that I regard as being most highly correlated with success, whatever the field, I would pick the trait of persistence. Determination. The will to endure to the end, to get knocked down seventy times and get up off the floor saying, ''Here comes number seventy-one!'' — Richard DeVos

It always cracks me up when people try to impress God, because people don't have to impress God. He's already knocked out by you. — Rich Mullins

Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves. — D. H. Lawrence

When life knocks you to your knees, and it will, why, get up! If it knocks you to your knees again, as it will, well, isn't that the best position from which to pray? — Ethel Barrymore

The martial arts are ultimately self-knowledge. A punch or a kick is not to knock the hell out of the guy in front, but to knock the hell out of your ego, your fear, or your hang-ups. — Bruce Lee

Be a warrior. It doesn’t matter how many times you get knocked down in life as long as you always get back up to fight for your dreams. — Chatri Sityodtong

As actors, we deal with rejection so much more than any other business. So I don't care how much of a genius you are, if you don't have the propensity to be able to get back up every time you get knocked down, then you're not going to survive. — Ryan Kwanten

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do. I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat." — Rita Rudner

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it. — Robert Benchley

Repentance lifts a man up. Mourning knocks at heaven's gate. Holy humility opens it. — John Climacus

So when the world knocks at your front door, clutch the knob and open on up, running forward into its widespread greeting arms with your hands before you, fingertips trembling though they may be. — Anis Mojgani

You have a dream and you have obstacles in front of you as we all do. None of us ever get through this life without heartache, without turmoil, and if you believe and you have faith and you can get knocked down and get back up again and you believe in perseverance as a great human quality, you find your way. — Diana Nyad

I had a dream that my dad passed away and that Jesus came into the room and he was basically knocking on my door, saying, 'Hey, you need to find out more about me.' So that Sunday morning I ended up going to church, and that's when I got saved. — Russell Wilson

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