77 Nickel Quotes

Following is our list of nickel quotations and slogans full of insightful wisdom and perspective about .

Quick Jump To

Famous Nickel Quotes

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. — Yogi Berra

Nickelback walks into a bar...there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny. — Dave Grohl

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine. — Flip Wilson

A metallurgist is someone who can look at a platinum blonde and tell whether she's virgin material or a common ore. — Brian Johnson

A horny Igbo girl's nipple can be used to crush diamond - Pete Edochie

A horny Igbo girl's nipple can be used to crush diamond — Pete Edochie

Watch out for the medallion, my diamonds are reckless, Feels like a midget is hangin from my necklace! — Ludacris

Richard Nixon... was just offered $2 million by Schick to do a television commercial - for Gillette. — Gerald R. Ford

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute! — Ron White

Niggas know my pussy taste like mango-tango so they put a couple karats in my ankle bangles — Nicki Minaj

ARSENIC, n. A kind of cosmetic greatly affected by the ladies, whom it greatly affects in turn. — Ambrose Bierce

No metal can--no, not the hangman's axe--bear half the keenness of thy sharp envy. — William Shakespeare

Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs. — Malcolm Stevenson Forbes

Pharmaceutical companies are very annoyed with niacin because their products have to compete with it. Some of their cholesterol-lowering drugs cost up to $150 a month while niacin costs about $10. — Abram Hoffer

A diamond is just a lump of coal that stuck to its job. — Leonardo da Vinci

A virtue to be serviceable must, like gold, be alloyed with some commoner, but more durable alloy. — Samuel Butler

Short Nickel Quotes

  • Don’t take any wooden nickels. — American Proverbs
  • Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt. — Sam Snead
  • Saving nickels, saving dimes, working 'til the sun don't shine, looking forward to happier times. — Roy Orbison
  • Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. — Richard M. Nixon
  • Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time! — Phyllis Mcginley
  • Eat, drink and love...the rest is not worth a nickel — Lord Byron
  • You're broke, eh?" I been shaking two nickels together for a month, trying to get them to mate. — Raymond Chandler
  • They're making a ton of money, and no one is getting a nickel. — Ruben Blades
  • Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket — Groucho Marx
  • I hate nickels; they're quarter impersonators. — Gary Gulman

Nickelback Quotes

I like Daughtry, I like Nickelback, I like Dave Matthews. I like Beyonce - she's a really good entertainer. — Grace Slick

After doing those Mötley Crüe and Nickelback shows where the demographic is a little older, Papa Roach got a lot of fans from those tours. And now we have parents saying "Yeah my kids are into you guys!" It's cool. — Tony Palermo

I do think certain kinds of music can make you violent. Like, when I listen to Nickelback, it makes me want to kill Nickelback. — Brian Posehn

Rock & roll is dying because people became OK with Nickelback being the biggest band in the world. — Patrick Carney

I was into Nickelback before they were cool. — Streeter Seidell

Analytics will never tell you everything you want to know. — Albert Einstein

You show me what someone listens to, I’ll tell you everything you want to know about his soul. (For instance, a bunch of Nickelback albums would have indicated he never had a soul in the first place.) — Tad Williams

People Writing About Nickel

Name Quotes Likes
Read quotes by Yogi Berra

Yogi Berra
quotes on winning, leadership and teamwork

220 2044
Read quotes by Dave Grohl

Dave Grohl
quotes on kurt cobain, music and life

180 813
Read quotes by Flip Wilson

Flip Wilson
quotes on life, leadership and ww1

21 394
Read quotes by Brian Johnson

Brian Johnson
quotes on leadership, life and education

28 325
Read quotes by Ludacris

Ludacris

80 554
Read quotes by Gerald R. Ford

Gerald R. Ford
quotes on education, leadership and government

157 1334

More Nickel Quotes

To those of you with your years of service still ahead, the challenge is yours. Stop doubting yourselves. Have the courage to make up your minds and hold your decisions. Refuse to be BOUGHT for a nickel, or a million dollars, or a job! — Mary Mcleod Bethune

We do not pull in and fill up. And I'll tell you why we don't. It's because I don't buy one goddamn drop of gas in the state of Michigan. We'll coast and push this goddamn car to the Ohio line before I give this state a nickel of my money. — Woody Hayes

I didn't follow the policies of those already in the business. If I had, I would never have made a go of it. Instead, I started out with the determination to make a better nickel chocolate bar than any of my competitors made, and I did so. — Milton S. Hershey

Instead of talking about cuts in Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid, we must end the absurdity of corporations not paying a nickel in federal income taxes. — Bernie Sanders

When I was about 3, my grandfather used to give me and my sister a nickel to sit out on the front porch with him and sing songs. — Tommy Shaw

I must be cheaper now than I was ten years ago in order to get a laugh. It's not funny now if I leave the table and give the waiter a nickel tip, which was a laugh years ago. Today I must maneuver it so that somehow I get the waiter to give me a nickel tip. — Jack Benny

Old men are always advising young men to save money. That is bad advice. Don't save every nickel. Invest in yourself. I never saved a dollar until I was forty years old. — Henry Ford

It is difficult to describe in short the enthusiasm and devotion provoked by and given to my research. We lived almost in poverty. I used pencils, two for a nickel, and could not buy a fountain pen, when I lost mine. — Immanuel Velikovsky

I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world. — Bill Lee

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account. — Andy Rooney

My mom was a garage sale person, save money. Come on in to the garage sale, you might find a shirt. She'd get in that garage sale and point stuff out to you. There's a good fork for a nickel. Yeah, that's beautiful. It's a little high. If it were three cents I'd snap it up. — Louie Anderson

Will it be a great source of comfort to certain Canadian boys to know that the bullet that maimed them for life was made from Canadian nickel sold by the International Nickel Company? — Tommy Douglas

There is already something like a Jewish monopoly in high finance... here is the same element of Jewish monopoly in the silver trade, and in the control of various other metals, notably lead, nickel, quicksilver. What is most disquieting of all, this tendency to monopoly is spreading like a disease. — Hilaire Belloc

It's no secret that we were sticking just about every nickel we had on the chance that people would really be interested in something totally new and unique in the field of entertainment. — Walt Disney

If you close your eyes you can imagine the hackers sitting in a room, combing through the documents to find the ones that will draw the most blood. And in a room next door are American journalists doing the same thing. As demented and criminal as it is, at least the hackers are doing it for a cause. The press is doing it for a nickel. — Aaron Sorkin

If you take the approach that you want to scrape every last nickel off the table, that'll work one or two times, but after awhile, your reputation will precede you. — Tom Hicks

The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial-free. — Will Durst

There's a weird fact that if you dropped a penny off the Empire State Building in New York City, you'd kill someone. I feel really bad, 'cause I dropped a nickel off it once. — Taylor Hanson

The Philippines has vast minerals that are still untapped. It has one of the world's largest deposits of gold, nickel, copper and chromite. Through responsible mining, we intend to generate more revenues from the extraction of these resources. — Benigno Aquino III

I'm extraordinarily passionate about the idea of asteroid mining in the future. Asteroids out there, we know them from those that have fallen on the Earth, there is a class of asteroids, sub-class of nickel/iron asteroids, which are 50,000 times more enriched than Platinum mines on earth. — Peter Diamandis

Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. — Dave Barry

But on the other hand, there are many corporations who have turned their backs on the American worker, who have said, if I can make another nickel in profit by going to China and shutting down in the United States of America, that's what I will do. — Bernie Sanders

When you hit a certain spot you Sprint no matter how you feel inside or what your co-runner thinks. You just go! In training as a nickel, you sprint because you need to sprint! You just do it! In racing people see it and call it courage, but it is attitude; determination; duty. — Gerry Lindgren

I cant think of anything more humiliating than losing a ballgame to a guy who steals home on you. It happened to me one time against Kansas City. I had a 2-2 count on the hitter - and Amos Otis broke from third. The pitch was a ball and slid in safe. I felt like a nickel. — Nolan Ryan

I stole every nickel and blew it on fine threads, luxurious lodgings, fantastic foxes, and other sensual goodies. I partied in every capital in Europe and basked on all the world's most famous beaches. — Frank Abagnale

I am not supportive of large multi-national corporations that made billions a year in profit and don't pay a nickel in taxes, nor am I supportive of those corporations who throw American workers out on the street and then move to China or Mexico. — Bernie Sanders

When a deposit bottle is broken, you don't get your nickel back. — Arthur Miller

It was a struggle financing CNN, but I did it without ever asking the government for a nickel. — Ted Turner

Most art students are generous till it comes to squeezing their colour on the palette... Many pictures haven't become works of art simply because the artist tried to save a nickel's worth of colour. — John French Sloan

History doesn't turn on a dime; it turns on a plugged nickel. — Jeff Greenfield

I don’t know much about history, and I wouldn’t give a nickel for all the history in the world. It means nothing to me. History is more or less bunk. It's tradition. We don't want tradition. We want to live in the present and the only history that is worth a tinker's damn is the history we make today. — Henry Ford

I don't care if it doesn't make a nickel. I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it. — Samuel Goldwyn

...Man is a marvelous curiosity. When he is at his very very best he is a sort of low grade nickel-plated angel; at his worst he is unspeakable, unimaginable; and first and last and all the time he is a sarcasm. Yet he blandly and in all sincerity calls himself the 'noblest work of God.' — Mark Twain

In Conclusion

Which quotation resonated with you best? Did you enjoy our collection of nickel quotes? Or may be you have a slogan about nickel to suggest. Let us know using our contact form.

Citation

Feel free to cite and use any of the quotes in this collection of nickel quotations. For popular citation styles(APA, Chicago, MLA), please use this citation page.

Embed HTML Link

Copy and paste this HTML code in your webpage