If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
— Unknown

A lie can run around the world six times while the truth is still trying to put on its pants.
Mark Twain pant quote

Pant quotes
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
— Winston Churchill

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
— Mitch Hedberg

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
— pant quotation by Joe E. Lewis