quote by Garry Shandling

I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. You know these kind of girls: 'I'm hot. I'm on fire. Me, me, me.' You know. 'Help me, put me out.' Come on, could we talk about me just a little bit?

— Garry Shandling

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Pretty girl quote Behind every girl's favorite song there is an untold story.

Behind every girl's favorite song there is an untold story.

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All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren’t.

She was a sweet girl but not really pretty, a rough sketch of a woman with a little of everything in her, one of those silhouettes which artists draw in three strokes on the tablecloth in a café after dinner, between a glass of brandy and a cigarette. Nature sometimes turns out creatures like that.

Pretty girl quote Beauty isn't about having a pretty face. It's about having a pretty mind, a pret

Beauty isn't about having a pretty face. It's about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart and a pretty soul.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

I believe that all women are pretty without makeup- but with the right makeup can be pretty powerful.

I enjoy the videos with the sound off, where you can look at the belly buttons and everything. Really some pretty girls, but I don't know about the music.

Pretty girl quote The saddest thing for a girl to do is dumb herself down for a guy.

The saddest thing for a girl to do is dumb herself down for a guy.

I'm sin, but I'm not the devil.

In modeling, my height was a big challenge to overcome, because I was pretty much the shortest girl on the runway whenever I was doing the catwalk. The clothes didn't fit and the shoes didn't fit. It was an issue, but luckily, it didn't prevent me from working.

I really can't deny it, I am who I am.

I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things... I really don't have it all together.

Pretty girl quote All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the

All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same.

The nights were long, like the braids of a pretty girl, and the days were short, like a girl's sense. ("The North")

There are only two things: love, all sorts of love, with pretty girls, and the music of New Orleans or Duke Ellington. Everything else ought to go, because everything else is ugly.

It is clear I was never the Pretty Girl.

I had my two front teeth knocked out when I was 10 and didn't fix them until I was 19. I have a crooked smile and a nose that looks like it's been broken 12 times but never has been. My nose was always red, so people called me Rudolph. My whole face is off-center.

Pretty girl quote A slutty girl is like the first piece of bread in a loaf, everybody touches it b

A slutty girl is like the first piece of bread in a loaf, everybody touches it but nobody wants it.

Glamor is just sex that got civilized.

A pretty girl, tastefully posed in a scant costume, is even a sort of cultural achievement.

I do sin, but I am not the devil.

God forbid you be an ugly girl, 'course too pretty is also your doom, 'cause everyone harbors a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room.

Pretty girl quote Making a big life change is pretty scary. But, know what's even scarier? Regret.

Making a big life change is pretty scary. But, know what's even scarier? Regret.

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I am a princess. All girls are. Even if they live in tiny old attics. Even if they dress in rags, even if they aren’t pretty, or smart, or young. They’re still princesses.

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you.

Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.

Pretty girl quote You may be pretty, and you may be talented, but nobody will remember that if you

You may be pretty, and you may be talented, but nobody will remember that if you are mean.

People in the States used to think that if girls were good at sports their sexuality would be affected. Being feminine meant being a cheerleader, not being an athlete. The image of women is changing now. You don't have to be pretty for people to come and see you play. At the same time, if you're a good athlete, it doesn't mean you're not a woman.

Magnus had been alive hundreds of years himself, and yet the simplest things could turn a day into a jewel, and a succession of days into a glittering chain that went on and on. Here was the simplest thing: a pretty girl liked him, and the day shone.

Pretty, and you may be talented, but nobody will remember that if you're mean.

Pretty girl quote Girls compete with each other. Women empower one another.

Girls compete with each other. Women empower one another.

Better to be strong than pretty and useless.

It's absolutely fun to walk around and have people respect you.

When Michael Jackson did Thriller, I was in the park one day, and a girl came up to me and said, "Man, the only people they talk about around here are Michael Jackson and you." It was pretty flattering to be considered in the same light as the king of pop in my area.

That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em.

Pretty girl quote She was a wild, wicked slip of a girl. She burned too bright for this world.

She was a wild, wicked slip of a girl. She burned too bright for this world.

Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour.

Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.

I only want to keep moving up and up in terms of quality and be careful with perception. I don't just want to do things that are the pretty girl with lots of makeup, I want to get into the gritty stuff and get down and dirty and dark and really feed my soul and not my vanity.

Pretty girl quote Life ain't always beautiful, but it's a beautiful ride.

Life ain't always beautiful, but it's a beautiful ride.

In spring rain a pretty girl yawning.

You know that girl that always forgave you? That always loved you? That always took you back? Pretty soon, she’ll give up and find someone better.

The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion.

Pretty girl quote Because when you stop and look around this life is pretty amazing.

Because when you stop and look around this life is pretty amazing.

I may cry ruining my make up, Wash away all things you've taken.

. I don't care if I don't look pretty, Big girls cry when their hearts are breaking.

I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.

The Beliebers have done some pretty crazy stuff.

Last week, the night before I was due to do a show in Germany, four girls went into a dumpster so they could sneak into the building. They climbed in and hid. When the guys working on the truck started getting the garbage they found them straight away. It was crazy.

A pretty girl will always have the toughest time learning to play golf, because every man wants to give her lessons.

Legion hissed like a startled cat, the noise scraping at Reyes’s skin.

“Me no boy. You think me a boy?” Everyone stopped, stared. Even Aeron. Reyes was the first to find his voice. “You’re a…girl?” A nod. “Me pretty.” “Yes, you are.” Reyes exchanged a glance with Lucien. “Beautiful.

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