quote by George Carlin

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

— George Carlin

Lust Spoon quotations

If you remember the shape of your spoon at lunch, it has to be the wrong shape.

The spoon and the letter are tools; one to take food from the bowl, the other to take information off the page... When it is a good design, the reader has to feel comfortable because the letter is both banal and beautiful.

You can attract more bees with a spoonful of sugar than a cupful of vinegar.

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!

Once I cried in a restaurant because the waitress told me I couldn't eat my soup with a fork, I had to use a spoon.


There is a lot of talk now about metal detectors and gun control.

Both are good things. But they are no more a solution than forks and spoons are a solution to world hunger.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container.

Sunday night meant, in the dark, wintry, rainy Midlands .

.. anywhere where two creatures might stand and squeeze together and spoon.... Spooning was a fine art, whereas kissing and cuddling are calf-processes.

Households that have lost the soul of cooking from their routines may not know what they are missing: the song of a stir-fry sizzle, the small talk of clinking measuring spoons, the yeasty scent of rising dough, the painting of flavors onto a pizza before it slides into the oven.


He who is born with a silver spoon in his mouth is generally considered a fortunate person, but his good fortune is small compared to that of the happy mortal who enters this world with a passion for flowers in his soul.

You don't need to be born with a silver spoon to reach for the brass ring

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.

If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.


I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

One catches more flies with a spoonful of honey that with twenty casks of vinegar.

My mom said the two most important kitchen utensils are attached to your arms.

.. you cannot mix up meatballs with a wooden spoon, get in there, get your fingers dirty!

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.

It could be a spoonful of diamonds, could be a spoonful of gold.

Just a little spoon of your precious love satisfies my soul.


I have a phobia of spoons I haven't used one in about 10 years

I am too many flavors for one f***ing spoon.

I want to erase the lines so I can be me. If we do not speak, who will?

Over coaching is the worst thing you can do to a player.

Give us this day our daily mask.

Popular music had never had lyrical sophistication of this type [like Bob Dylan]; wit, to be sure, but "Darkness at the break of noon/Shadows even the silver spoon/The handmade blade, the child's balloon/Eclipses both the sun and moon/To understand you know too soon/ There is no sense in trying"? No.


I usually dont like to spoon feed my audience, because I grew up idolizing story tellers who tell stories using symbolism, so it was in my nature to do the same.

Uri Geller may have psychic powers by means of which he can bend spoons;

if so, he appears to be doing it the hard way.

If someday, in a morning, you see you, in a mirror or the dent of a spoon, and wonder Where is my soul and Where has it gone, remember this: Catch the gaze of a woman on the metro, subway, tram. Look at a man. Seek and you will find you in the silvered space, a flash between souls.

A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar.

The great ones in life are not those who are handed silver spoons.

Their excellence comes from digging into the raw ore of their own character, through hard work, persistence and faith turning whatever they touch into gold.


Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.

A man with a silver spoon may get his share of supporters, but he can never be an inspiration for somebody! Patience and hard work are the key to every man's success.

If a man is destined to drown, he will drown even in a spoonful of water.

Ye diners out from whom we guard our spoons.

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, Little boy blue and the man in the moon. "When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when, But we'll get together then. You know we'll have a good time then.

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