We're the McDonalds of rock. Were always there to satisfy, and a billion served. — Paul Stanley
There's an element of tongue-in-cheek in every one of our songs. Walking off into the sunset, holding hands, and being married forever was not exactly a brand new idea. — Peter Noone
I've drank more beer and pissed more blood and banged more women than all you numb nuts put together! — Dolph Lundgren
Blow up your TV...throw away your paper...move to the country and build you a home. Plant a little garden...eat a lot of peaches...try and find Jesus on your own. — John Prine
I'm like really famous. I got a famous anus. — Nicki Minaj
It's time to stop your grinnin' and drop your linen! — Shawn Michaels
Take it easy baby, take it as it comes - specialize in having fun! — Jim Morrison
Short American Pie Quotes
Drink beer, smoke dope, and eat pussy until your jaw breaks — Phil Anselmo
I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star. — Richard Pryor
it's a smile, it's a kiss, it's a sip of wine ... it's summertime! — Kenny Chesney
Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine. — Charles Dickens
Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR. — Ashley Purdy
You've got the sun, you've got the moon, and you've got the Rolling Stones. — Keith Richards
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light. — Jim Steinman
All the songs we do are basically about one of three things: booze, sex or rock n roll. — Bon Scott
We are stardust, we are golden and we've got to get ourselves back to the garden. — Joni Mitchell
Don't sing it, bring it. — Scott Hall
American Pie Image Quotes
Defiance, not obedience, is the American's answer to overbearing authority.
Pie Quotes
Success doesn't come from pie-in-the-sky thinking. It's the result of consciously doing something each day that will add to your overall excellence. — Nick Saban
American soldiers in battle don't fight for what some president says on T.V., they don't fight for mom, apple pie, the American flag...they fight for one another. — Hal Moore
The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff. — Carl Sagan
What if the American people woke up and understood that the official reasons for going to war are almost always based on lies and promoted by war propaganda in order to serve special interests.
Lost in this young world, I'm just trying to navigate See the pie sliced, I'm just trying to grab a plate. — G-Eazy
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. — Jim Davis
The older I get, the more I become an apple pie, sparkling cider kind of guy. — Scott Foley
From the time I can first recall the rain falling on the red clay in Florida. I wanted to make things. When my brothers and sisters were making mud pies, I would be making ducks and chickens with the mud. — Augusta Savage
Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken. — Eliel Saarinen
I say violence is necessary. Violence is a part of America's culture. It is as American as cherry pie. Americans taught the black people to be violent. We will use that violence to rid ourselves of oppression if necessary. We will be free, by any means necessary. — H. Rap Brown
I say violence is necessary. It is as American as cherry pie. — H. Rap Brown
American Quotes
A man from Iowa or Illinois will say 'I'm from the Middle West'..a Georgian or a Mississipian may admit to being merely a Southerner...but no Texan, given the opportunity, ever said otherwise than 'I'm from Texas'. — J. Frank Dobie
I have written a song that says: If you ever lose someone dear to you, never say the words, "They're gone," and they'll come back. — Prince
Our clear goal must be the advancement of the white race and separation of the white and black races. This goal must include freeing of the American media and government from subservient Jewish interests. — David Duke
We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions. — Ronald Reagan
To protest against injustice is the foundation of all our American democracy. — Thurgood Marshall
Decisions made in Washington are more important to us than those made here in Dar es-Salaam. So, maybe my people should be allowed to vote in American presidential elections. — Julius Nyerere
If you can be the best, then why not try to be the best? — Garrett Morgan
Treat the earth well: it was not given to you by your parents, it was loaned to you by your children. We do not inherit the Earth from our Ancestors, we borrow it from our Children. — Crazy Horse
Fighting is a sport; if you're not humble it's going to bring humbleness to you. — Mike Tyson
The end of democracy and the defeat of the American Revolution will occur when government falls into the hands of lending institutions and moneyed incorporations. — Thomas Jefferson
Apple Pie Quotes
Oppression is as American as apple pie. — Audre Lorde
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. — Carl Sagan
Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness. — Jane Austen
As time goes on we get closer to that American Dream of there being a pie cut up and shared. Usually greed and selfishness prevent that and there is always one bad apple in every barrel. — Rick Danko
The greatest enemy of hunger for God is not poison but apple pie. It is not the banquet of the wicked that dulls our appetite for heaven, but endless nibbling at the table of the world. It is not the X-rated video, but the prime-time dribble of triviality we drink in every night. — John Piper
Of emotions, of love, of breakup, of love and hate and death and dying, mama, apple pie, and the whole thing. It covers a lot of territory, country music does. — Johnny Cash
My favorite pudding is good old English apple pie. — Jeremy Bulloch
I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don't even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or an apple pie. — Colonel Sanders
The one snack I really love is YoCrunch yogurt. It's like an apple pie in a cup! You have your apples on the bottom, your yogurt in the middle, and piecrust crumbs on top. — Gabby Douglas
The Gesundheit Institute is a pie in the face of greed - by taking the most expensive thing in America, health care, and giving it away for free. — Patch Adams
I think there should be laughs in everything. Sometimes, it's a slammed door, a pie in the face or just a recognition of our frailties. — Alan Rickman
Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there's something inherently funny about taking a pie in the face, under the right conditions. — Johnny Carson
It's kind of a tradition that you get a rookie, put him in the middle, wrap your arms and legs around him, then douse him with everything you can get a hold of - shaving cream, ketchup, mustard, everything. It's kind of like a pie in the face after a guy is successful. — Gary Carter
A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold. — Matthew Moy
You'll have pie in the sky when you die. — Joe Hill
I will take a pie in the face any time for a worthy cause. — Cheryl Richardson
When people ask me what 'American Pie' means, I tell them it means I don't ever have to work again if I don't want to. — Don McLean
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. — Mike Royko
Drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was dry. — Don McLean
I've always loved movies about con men. I think con men are as American as apple pie. — Bill Paxton
I'm as American as apple pie. — Paul Mooney
Americans have begun to understand that trouble does not start somewhere on the other side of town. It seems to originate inside the absolute middle of the homemade cherry pie. — June Jordan
No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight will for every man out there who isn't getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we're not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid! — Kevin Myers
Outsourcing was the bogeyman of the 90s. Protectionists portrayed it as an evil that would take American jobs away. Yes, some jobs did go offshore as people feared, but it made the global economic pie grow bigger. — Vivek Wadhwa
Come on, it's an American tradition. Apple soup? Mom's homemade chicken pie?' She chuckled in spite of herself, then winced. 'It's apple pie and Mom's homemade chicken soup. But you didn't do badly, for a start. — L. J. Smith
Despite the obvious damage now visible in the entropic desolation of every American home town, Wal-Mart managed to install itself in the pantheon of American Dream icons, along with apple pie, motherhood, and Coca Cola. — James Howard Kunstler
Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. — George Will
Mess is fairly good. It is like what is found in American hotels except for cake and pie. — Knute Nelson
Tolerance is the value that was selected to put on here, and tolerance is as American as apple pie. — Jay Inslee
Bye, Bye Miss American Pie, drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry. Good old boys drinking whiskey and rye, singing, this'll be the day that I die. — Don McLean
When we think of classic American desserts, we tend to imagine apple pie and ice cream. However, the most classic American dessert of all might be the chocolate chip cookie. — Homaro Cantu
Not a word was spoken. The church bells all were broken. — Don McLean
Geddy once joked, 'You're the only guy I know who rehearses to rehearse! — Neil Peart
American Pie speaks to the loss that we feel. That's why that song has found the niche that it has. — Don McLean
I don't get the great story line, action, mystery scripts; I get comedies. And relationship comedies are what I do. It's what attracted me to American Pie. — Samuel L. Jackson
You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us. — Jason Biggs
Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest. — Jason Biggs
In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie, the audience still likes — Jason Biggs
When 'American Pie' happened, I was so lucky to get that opportunity and I just tried to do a good job in that genre. But the films that inspired me as a kid were, like, Malcolm McDowall in 'A Clockwork Orange.' He was my hero. — Sean William Scott
The poor folks hate the rich folks, and the rich folks hate the poor folks. All of my folks hate all of your folks, it's American as apple pie. — Tom Lehrer
The Byrds flew off the fallout shelter, eight miles high and falling fast. — Don McLean
As I watched him on the stage, my hands were clinched in fists of rage. No angel born in hell, could break that Satan's spell. — Don McLean
There we were all in one place, a generation lost in space. — Don McLean
Bad news on the doorstep;I couldn’t take one more step — Don McLean
I saw satan laughing with delight
The day the music died. — Don McLean
American feminism's nose dive began when Kate Millet, that imploding beanbag of poisonous self-pity, declared Freud a sexist. Trying to build a sex theory without studying Freud, women have made nothing but mud pies. — Camille Paglia
Ever since the first 'American Pie,' I've always been happy to just have an opportunity, I just didn't think it was going to be with comedies. Now I really like it. — Sean William Scott
When writing I just go with the song. I go with the song and try to tell the story. So the story may be "Wonderful Baby", which is a little song. Or it might be a gentle song, "Empty Chairs". Or it might be a rock and roll song like "Prime Time" or "Run, Diana, Run", or "American Pie". I don't know where it's gonna go. I don't have any idea what I'm doing. I just do it. I just keep doing it. I keep taking adva — Don McLean
I sang 'American Pie' a lot in my stage set. It had a knack of uniting an audience in a sing-along. It's a clever song about American history but wrapped in a fantastic tune. — Johnny Vegas
I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it. — Stephen Colbert
Lately... Americans have begun to understand that trouble does not start somewhere on the other side of town. It seems to originate inside the absolute middle of the homemade cherry pie. In our history, the state has failed to respond to the weak. You could be white, male, Presbyterian and heterosexual besides, but if you get fired or if you get sick tomorrow, you might as well be Black, for all the state will want to hear from you. — June Jordan
I've always been a big fan of Bill Paxton, and I met him at the American Pie premiere. — Shane West
I think Americans today look at the moon and think of it like apple pie or Coca-Cola. It's American. We planted our flag there. We see ourselves in it and don't like the idea of anyone else taking over the moon. — Lily Koppel
Then Saturday Night Live spawns... well, everything right down to American Pie 9, where all humor has to be irrelevant, which can get a little tiring. — P. J. O'Rourke
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