Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.
— Richard M. Nixon

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom.
Kiefer Sutherland bathroom quote

Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we appreciate how much we have.
— Alicia Silverstone

Sometimes the beauty is easy. Sometimes you don't have to try at all. Sometimes you can hear the wind blow in a handshake. Sometimes there's poetry written right on the bathroom wall.
— Ani DiFranco

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
— bathroom quotation by Erma Bombeck