Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.— Billy Sunday
Beautiful Garage quotations
Every woman should have four pets in her life.
A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
Happiness does not come from football awards.
It's terrible to correlate happiness with football. Happiness comes from a good job, being able to feed your wife and kids. I don't dream football, I dream the American dream - two cars in a garage, be a happy father.
Churches are good for prayer, but so are garages and cars and mountains and showers and dance floors.
The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong.
Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.
There's an entrepreneur right now, scared to death, making excuses, saying, 'It's not the right time just yet.' There's no such thing as a good time. I started an apparel-manufacturing business in the tech-boom years. I mean, come on. Get out of your garage and go take a chance, and start your business.
Out there in some garage is an entrepreneur who's forging a bullet with your company's name on it. You've got one option now - to shoot first. You've got to out innovate the innovators.
We didn't have a garage to rehearse in.
We had to aggravate the folks in the house. But I got a chance to play in a beer joint, and that's how it started.
We have had two chickens in every pot, two cars in every garage, and now we have two headaches for every aspirin.
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed.
They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
I sat in a garage and invented the future.
When I was in Philadelphia during the Depression in 1930 or '31, I got a very sad job as a night watchman in a garage. The cars in the garage had been abandoned by their owners, since they had lost their jobs and couldn't keep up the payments.
I moved into the garage at my mom's house, she wouldn't let me into the house, and the garage didn't have any running water. It did have electricity though, but it didn't have any running water, no bathroom. But, you know, it was great for me because I had my books there.
You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid
One of my earliest memories involves sitting on my dad’s lap in his studio in the garage of our house and watching him draw. I remember thinking: ‘I want to do that, too,’ and I pretty much decided then and there at age 2½ or 3 that I was an artist just like Dad.
Between a quarter and a third of Los Angeless land area is now monopolized by the automobile and its needs-by freeways, highways, garages, gas stations, car lots, parking lots. And all of it is blanketed with anonymity and foul air.
I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks.
Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.
I met Woz when I was 13, at a friend's garage.
He was about 18. He was, like, the first person I met who knew more electronics than I did at that point. We became good friends, because we shared an interest in computers and we had a sense of humor. We pulled all kinds of pranks together.
When I was poor living in a garage in Kansas I began to draw the mice that scampered over my desk. That is how Mickey Mouse was born.
What is dangerous is not minarets, but basements and garages that hide clandestine places of worship. Thus we must choose between mosques, where we know that the rules of the republic are respected, and secret places where extremism has been developing for too long,.
Herbert Hoover once ran on the slogan, 'Two cars in every garage'.
Apparently, the Republican candidate this year is running on the slogan, 'Two families in every garage'.
My mom was a garage sale person, save money.
Come on in to the garage sale, you might find a shirt. She'd get in that garage sale and point stuff out to you. There's a good fork for a nickel. Yeah, that's beautiful. It's a little high. If it were three cents I'd snap it up.
We'd started out as a garage band and it became like a huge band, which was fine. But everything was so magnified, drug addictions, personalities, it just became too much.
Garages, barns and attics are always older than the buildings to which they are attached.
The American Dream has become a death sentence of drudgery, consumerism, and fatalism: a garage sale where the best of the human spirit is bartered away for comfort, obedience and trinkets. It's unequivocally absurd.
At Thanksgiving, my mom always makes too much food, especially one item, like 700 or 800 pounds of sweet potatoes. She's got to push it during the meal. "Did you get some sweet potatoes? There's sweet potatoes. They're hot. There's more in the oven, some more in the garage. The rest are at the Johnson's."
Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.
Stephen Hawking: Brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage wall.
Your body is the garage where you park your soul.
Grime is a particular style of music.
You've got electro, funk and garage; grime is its darker side. It's constantly evolving.
I'd go down to the end of my street, to a garage that had a certain feeling about it, or a particular light; I'd take a picture of a friend who needed a head shot. That's how I learned, instead of having school assignments and learning camera techniques.
I don't dream football. I dream the American Dream - two cars in a garage, be a happy father.
Humanity's true purpose is not to become stronger physically, it's to become more intelligent-from armies, who increasingly fight with specialized units rather than regiments and tanks, to garage owners, who use a lot more than jacks to fix your engine. As intelligence prevails throughout humanity, maybe there'll be fewer wars and better cars.
Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.