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It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through.

Zig Ziglar, author

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

Joan Rivers, comedian

Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we've done something wonderful, that's what matters to me.

Steve Jobs, businessman

My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

James Agate,

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

Muhammad Ali, boxer

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

Henny Youngman, comedian

I think we should look forward to death more than we do. Of course everybody hates to go to bed or miss anything, but dying is really the only chance we'll get to rest.

Florynce R. Kennedy,

Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.

Jules Feiffer, cartoonist

Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.

Graham Chapman, comedian

I am not young but I feel young. The day I feel old, I will go to bed and stay there. J'aime la vie! I feel that to live is a wonderful thing.

Coco Chanel, designer

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

Paris Hilton, celebrity

To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed.

Sidney Poitier, actor

There are two kinds of women, those who want power in the world and those who want power in bed.

Jackie Kennedy, first lady

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

Zsa Zsa Gabor, actress

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Groucho Marx, comedian

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction.

George Horace Lorimer, editor

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything everynight before you go to bed.

Bernard Baruch, businessman

When I'm lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me.

Steven Morrissey, musician

By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly honest with you. I know it's a bit of a copout.

Jo Brand, comedian

Tell me who is able to keep his bed chaste, or which goddess is able to live with one god alone?

Sextus Propertius, poet

There are pastors who won't go to people's sick beds. How can people of God turn their back on the sick, poor and hungry?

James Robinson,

I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.

Louie Anderson, comedian

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV.

Kim Kardashian, celebrity

I lost my sense of trust, honesty and compassion. I crashed down and became what I consider an emotional mess. I've never been so miserable in my whole life. I just wanted to go to bed and never get up.

Shania Twain, musician

I've gotten out of bed a lot of days for a lot less than $10,000.

Amber Valletta, model

Music is a very big participant in everything I do, from the moment I wake up to the moment I go to bed.

Zoe Saldana, actress

Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.

Gilbert K. Chesterton, writer

Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.

Ambrose Bierce, journalist

More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.

Rainer Maria Rilke, poet

Don't take tomorrow to bed with you.

Norman Vincent Peale, clergyman

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.

Bob Dylan, musician

I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

Linda Evangelista, model

I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.

Eleanor Roosevelt, first lady

I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed.

Bette Davis, actress

Ideas are elusive, slippery things. Best to keep a pad of paper and a pencil at your bedside, so you can stab them during the night before they get away.

Earl Nightingale, entertainer

I got briefly mistaken for someone who might be good in bed, which was very, very good.

Bill Nighy, actor

A revolution is not a bed of roses.

Fidel Castro, statesman

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song.

Carl Perkins, musician

Now I believe that lovers should be draped in flowers and laid entwined together on a bed of clover and left there to sleep, left there to dream of their happiness.

Conor Oberst, musician

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack.

Simon Pegg, comedian

I think my real depressions started when I was about 16 and doing The Patty Duke Show. I would go to bed at about 10 o'clock on a Friday night and not get up again until 6:30 Monday morning.

Patty Duke, actress

The best thing about lying in bed late is that you learn to distinguish between first things and trivia, for whatever presses on you has to prove its importance before it makes you move.

Max Lerner, journalist

If I were asked for a one line answer to the question' What makes a woman good in bed?' I would say, 'A man who is good in bed.'

Bob Guccione, publisher

The truth is, this being errand boy to one hundred and fifty thousand people tires me so by night I am ready for bed instead of soirees.

Rutherford B. Hayes, president

I promised to always bring up a glass of water to her before we go to bed, and she promised to never let me dress myself.

Fred Savage, actor

I got sick and tired of my lady wearing ugly underwear to bed, so I turned to the Internet.

John Wilson, writer

When we opened our eyes, we saw bedrock exposed in the walls of the crater.

Steven Squyres, scientist

A woman should say: "Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?" If he does, then it's the wife's fault because she is not trying to make him happy.

Barbara Cartland, novelist

I spent every night until four in the morning on my dissertation, until I came to the point when I could not write another word, not even the next letter. I went to bed. Eight o'clock the next morning I was up writing again.

Abraham Pais, scientist

I have three closets in my bedroom.

Vanessa Hudgens, actress

I don't have a single complete show or movie or anything else that I could look at and say, 'Nailed that one.' But endless dissatisfaction is, I suppose, what gets us out of bed in the morning.

Hugh Laurie, comedian

I would bend over backward to be back on Grey's. Any day, I'll choose lying in bed with Katherine Heigl looking over me over getting thrown against walls by supernatural persons at 5 in the morning.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan, actor

My house is a bit like a teenager's bedroom. The kind of pictures you have hanging up on your wall say a lot about you. I've got ones of Evel Knievel, Elvis and Starsky and Hutch, signed by David Soul.

Tim Vine, comedian

I get really restless when I haven't worked for a day and a half. I have a recurring dream that people are lined up next to my bed, waiting for autographs and taking pictures of me!

Taylor Swift, musician

I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks.

Barack Obama, president

If I can make a career for myself after Potter, and it goes well, and is varied and with longevity, then that puts to bed the 'child actors argument'.

Daniel Radcliffe, actor

I want my weekends off and I want to put my kids to bed. Those are good reasons to want to be in 'Batman 2'.

Gary Oldman, actor

There's so much you can do with laying words on a bed of music. You can completely change their meaning with the type of music or the way they're sung.

P. J. Harvey, musician

What I did, you know, being away from my family, letting so many people down. I let myself down, not being out on the football field, being in a prison bed, in a prison bunk, writing letters home, you know. That wasn't my life.

Michael Vick, athlete

This disease leaves people bedridden. I've gone through phases where I couldn't roll over in bed. I couldn't speak. To have it called 'fatigue' is a gross misnomer.

Laura Hillenbrand, author

Now I literally roll out of bed and put on whatever is there. I have really enjoyed being a boy this last year.

Rooney Mara, actress

You know who a complicated tax code kills? The guy or gal trying to start a business out of the spare bedroom of their home. So we've got to simplify our tax code.

Marco Rubio, politician

When it starts to seem like you have popped into bed with a specific party, it makes it difficult for people to believe you are not doing someone else's bidding for them.

Rachel Maddow, journalist

Americans chose a free enterprise system designed to provide a quality of opportunity, not compel a quality of results. And that is why this is only place in the world where you can open up a business in the spare bedroom of your home.

Marco Rubio, politician

There were days that I literally had no reason to get out of bed. It just was so destructive for me.

Joey Lauren Adams, actress

I'm fortunate that I'm employed. And if you're in show business, of course, every night you go to bed and go, oh my god, tomorrow I'll never, ever work again.

Rick Mercer, comedian

The sharpest memory of our old-fashioned Christmas eve is my mother's hand making sure I was settled in bed.

Paul Engle, poet

The saddest thing is that when I sat down to rehearse for the Pixies, I couldn't believe that I had given up something that I loved. Now I hold the drum at night and I want to go to bed with it.

Joey Santiago, musician

You know, you become crazy. I had done a story for '60 Minutes' on depression previously, but I had no idea that I was now experiencing it. Finally, I collapsed and just went to bed.

Mike Wallace, journalist

I had a little teddy bear called Gordon the gopher. I took him to bed with me, he'd come to school with me cos he was my favourite.

John Terry, athlete

People have the right to say what they want, but as long as I can go to bed at night and look myself in the mirror, I'll be all right.

Johnny Damon, athlete

There's been a lot of coming home in the early mornings after funny nights out, having bizarre sandwiches in bed.

Neneh Cherry, musician

I was scared of the dark. Ohhhh, I'd do anything not to have to sleep on my own. I'd get in bed and cover myself with dolls and teddy bears.

Peta Wilson, actress

I want to go to bed richer than when I woke up. The pursuit of wealth is a wonderful thing, but the thing is you have to be honest about it, you have to tell the truth.

Kevin O'Leary, businessman

I go to bed when the kids go to bed because I get up when they get up at 5.

Felicity Huffman, actress

Once I'm already in my room, I still have to open a door to get into my bed. It's like a giant box. It's like the boy in a bubble.

Michael Phelps, swimmer

I have a problem with cabinets being messy and people just shoving things in and closing the door. I will lie in bed and not be able to sleep because I'll say to myself: 'I think I saw something in that cabinet that just shouldn't be there.'

Charlize Theron, actress

I'd rather buy clothes than buy a bed.

Christian Siriano, designer

If things are going well, if the writing's coming along, I jump out of bed happy. And if the previous day has been bad, I get out of bed disgruntled.

Robert Caro, writer

I'm a bit of an insomniac. I go to bed at 5am because I get caught up in watching TV or listening to music at night.

A. J. McLean, musician

Once I went to bed in Orlando and I woke up in Atlanta. I have no idea how that happened.

A. J. McLean, musician

I like to go to bed early.

Jenna Bush, celebrity

If I was the type of person who had tennis, tennis, tennis all the time and I went to bed and ended up dreaming about tennis, I would go nuts.

Marat Safin, athlete

But I don't like working on lyrics publicly in the studio - I prefer to take them away and work on them in my bedroom.

Sophie Ellis Bextor, musician

I have raised beds, perennial beds, cut flower beds. I have an island on a pond that's just covered in peonies. I have an herb garden, tons of vegetables, raspberries. I have everything. I'm a green guy.

Steve Zahn, actor

I feel pretty good when I get out of bed in the morning. I don't feel all beat up, which is nice.

Drew Bledsoe, athlete

They say you should never eat before you go to bed, but I've found just having a tiny little snack - like half an apple or something like that - before you go to sleep really helps.

Kelly Osbourne, actress

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.

Cary Grant, actor

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

George Burns, comedian

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Phyllis Diller, comedian

Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o'clock is a scoundrel.

Samuel Johnson, author

Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.

Ray Bradbury, writer

Reading is like the sex act - done privately, and often in bed.

Daniel J. Boorstin, historian

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

Edwin W. Edwards, politician

My voice had a long, nonstop career. It deserves to be put to bed with quiet and dignity, not yanked out every once in a while to see if it can still do what it used to do. It can't.

Beverly Sills, musician

Your English style will no doubt put all the other gentlemen to bed. I speak figuratively, of course.

John Gielgud, actor

If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed.

Lyndon B. Johnson, president

When things don't work well in the bedroom, they don't work well in the living room either.

William Masters, scientist

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

Ogden Nash, poet

A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.

Garson Kanin, playwright

To business that we love we rise bedtime, and go to't with delight.

Sydney Smith, clergyman

Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.

Edith Wharton, author

Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me.

Rita Hayworth, actress

To carry care to bed is to sleep with a pack on your back.

Thomas Chandler Haliburton, author

Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday.

Melanie Griffith, actress

It's no treat being in bed with me.

Howard Stern, entertainer

Doing love scenes is always awkward. I mean, it's just not a normal thing to go to work and lay in bed with your co-worker.

Denise Richards, actress

Boyfriends have to understand me and my needs. They have to know what I want out of my life and about my strict regime. I go to bed at 10pm and not later. I separate my professional and private lives.

Anna Kournikova, athlete

I'm definitely a messy person... I know where everything is but I just can't organize. I don't make lists and find scripts on the laundry machine, and under my bed, or in the bathroom, kitchen. It's bad, I really need to take control.

Katie Holmes, actress

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'

Emo Philips, comedian

I have lived and slept in the same bed with English countesses and Prussian farm women... no woman has excited passions among women more than I have.

Florence Nightingale, activist

Somebody who never got over the embarrassing fact that he was born in bed with a lady.

Sydney J. Harris, journalist

The bedfellows politics made are never strange. It only seems that way to those who have not watched the courtship.

Marcel Achard, playwright

Isn't it sad to go to your grave without ever wondering why you were born? Who, with such a thought, would not spring from bed, eager to resume discovering the world and rejoicing to be part of it?

Richard Dawkins, scientist

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

Erma Bombeck, journalist

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

Wilson Mizner, dramatist

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.

James Thurber, comedian

Fame and tranquility can never be bedfellows.

Michel de Montaigne, philosopher

To cure a batting slump, I took my bat to bed with me. I wanted to know my bat a little better.

Richie Ashburn, athlete

You don't face Nolan Ryan without your rest. He's the only guy I go against that makes me go to bed before midnight.

Reggie Jackson, athlete

I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They're too much fun.

Babe Ruth, athlete

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.

John Dobbin,

I seriously object to seeing on the screen what belongs in the bedroom.

Samuel Goldwyn, producer

No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it.

Grace Slick, musician

And he repents in thorns that sleeps in beds of roses.

Francis Quarles, poet

Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.

David Letterman, comedian

It is not I who have been consigned to the bedroom of history.

Corazon Aquino, statesman

Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do.

Michael Jackson, musician

Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the presence of a formidable menace to one's poise and prestige (such as the butler, or the man under the bed - but never the husband).

James Thurber, comedian

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

George Orwell, author

The first fall of snow is not only an event, it is a magical event. You go to bed in one kind of a world and wake up in another quite different, and if this is not enchantment then where is it to be found?

J. B. Priestley, writer

There's a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew each other. I'll not be parting with that, nor our bed - the four-poster - I'll be needing that to die in.

Helen Hayes, actress

I take a grave view of the press. It is the weak slat under the bed of democracy.

A. J. Liebling, journalist

Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.

Brad Pitt, actor

The psychoanalysis of neurotics has taught us to recognize the intimate connection between wetting the bed and the character trait of ambition.

Sigmund Freud, psychologist

I like feet. I definitely have a fetish. I love to see a man's bare foot, but its got to be taken care of. If they're not well manicured, you've got to wonder what the rest of him is like. I don't want to get in bed with somebody and feel his gnarly feet.

Brooke Burke, model

We've never played at this place before. This place is big, and I'm kinda nervous, so we're going to make it feel small by pretending we're in a... bedroom. We'll hang off the edge of the bed, take off our shoes and get naked!

Dave Matthews, musician

They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.

Bill Maher, comedian

When one turns over in bed, it is time to turn out.

Arthur Wellesley, soldier

If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart.

Ian Mckellen, actor

I experienced a lot, and achieved nearly everything I wanted. I can enjoy that today. Go to bed at nine in the evening, because my child wakes up around seven, without having the feeling that I missed or are missing something.

Thomas Kretschmann, actor

I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.'

Elliott Gould, actor

I did start reading quite young but I was always read to by my parents, who are both actors. Bedtime stories from when I was about two/three to when I was about 15. In fact they didn't stop until I eventually kind of kicked them out of my bedroom.

Samuel West, actor

The foundation for future prosperity is built on the bedrock of good jobs and great schools. We are building a strong foundation one job at a time and one educated Texan at a time.

Rick Perry, politician

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point.

Will Durst, writer

I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.

Linda Ronstadt, musician

My father was predisposed to drunken rages. I would hide under the bed. My sister and I were talking just the other day about the terror a drunken man in a rage can create in a child.

Antonio Villaraigosa, politician

As I laid in the hospital bed I started thinking that I had a show to do. I was hoping the Doctor would put me together so I could do the show.

Ben Vereen, actor

I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun.

Heather Mills, activist

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.

Edwin Edwards, politician


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