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bed picture quotes


Picture quote by Anna Quindlen about reading

We read in bed because reading is halfway between life and dreaming. ⏤ Anna Quindlen


Picture quote by Henry David Thoreau about liberty

Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves. ⏤ Henry David Thoreau


Picture quote by George Carlin about population

Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinkng. They want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation. ⏤ George Carlin


Picture quote by Ayn Rand about defiance

Defiance, not obedience, is the American's answer to overbearing authority. ⏤ Ayn Rand


Picture quote about food

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.


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It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through.

Zig Ziglar, author

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

Joan Rivers, comedian

Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we've done something wonderful, that's what matters to me.

Steve Jobs, businessman

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

Muhammad Ali, boxer

My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

James Agate,

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

Henny Youngman, comedian

To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed.

Sidney Poitier, actor

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

Paris Hilton, celebrity

Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.

Graham Chapman, comedian

There are two kinds of women, those who want power in the world and those who want power in bed.

Jackie Kennedy, first lady

I am not young but I feel young. The day I feel old, I will go to bed and stay there. J'aime la vie! I feel that to live is a wonderful thing.

Coco Chanel, fashion designer

Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.

Jules Feiffer, cartoonist

I think we should look forward to death more than we do. Of course everybody hates to go to bed or miss anything, but dying is really the only chance we'll get to rest.

Florynce R. Kennedy,

Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o clock is a scoundrel.

Samuel Johnson, author

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Groucho Marx, comedian

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction.

George Horace Lorimer, editor

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

Zsa Zsa Gabor, actress

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything everynight before you go to bed.

Bernard Baruch, businessman

When I'm lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me.

Steven Morrissey, musician

By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly honest with you. I know it's a bit of a copout.

Jo Brand, comedian

I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

Linda Evangelista, model

I lost my sense of trust, honesty and compassion. I crashed down and became what I consider an emotional mess. I've never been so miserable in my whole life. I just wanted to go to bed and never get up.

Shania Twain, musician

I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed.

Bette Davis, actress

A revolution is not a bed of roses.

Fidel Castro, statesman

I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.

Louie Anderson, comedian

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack.

Simon Pegg, comedian

There are pastors who won't go to people's sick beds. How can people of God turn their back on the sick, poor and hungry?

James Robinson,

Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.

Gilbert K. Chesterton, writer

Music is a very big participant in everything I do, from the moment I wake up to the moment I go to bed.

Zoe Saldana, actress

Now I believe that lovers should be draped in flowers and laid entwined together on a bed of clover and left there to sleep, left there to dream of their happiness.

Conor Oberst, musician

I got briefly mistaken for someone who might be good in bed, which was very, very good.

Bill Nighy, actor

I've gotten out of bed a lot of days for a lot less than $10,000.

Amber Valletta, model

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV.

Kim Kardashian, celebrity

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.

Bob Dylan, singer songwriter

I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.

Eleanor Roosevelt, first lady

Ideas are elusive, slippery things. Best to keep a pad of paper and a pencil at your bedside, so you can stab them during the night before they get away.

Earl Nightingale, radio speaker

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song.

Carl Perkins, musician

Tell me who is able to keep his bed chaste, or which goddess is able to live with one god alone?

Sextus Propertius, poet

Don't take tomorrow to bed with you.

Norman Vincent Peale, clergyman

I think my real depressions started when I was about 16 and doing The Patty Duke Show. I would go to bed at about 10 o'clock on a Friday night and not get up again until 6:30 Monday morning.

Patty Duke, actress

More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.

Rainer Maria Rilke, poet

Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.

Ambrose Bierce, journalist

Now I literally roll out of bed and put on whatever is there. I have really enjoyed being a boy this last year.

Rooney Mara, actress

It means a lot in my business and its a wonderful feeling to be recognized for what you have done over a lifetime, but I didn't go crazy. I still eat my cereal in the morning, have a sandwich in the afternoon, go to bed at night. You know, nothing really different.

Regis Philbin, entertainer

I'm absolutely strict about it. When I land, I put my watch right, and I don't care what I feel like, I will go to bed at half past eleven. If that means going to bed early or late, that's what I live by. As soon as you get there, live by that time.

David Attenborough, journalist

She had the kids during the day and I would have them at night. That way they were never alone. I would put the kids to bed, and then I had nothing to do and nobody to talk to, so I would write.

Clive Cussler, writer

Some bloke came up to me in Tesco a couple of years ago at 11:30 pm and said: 'Excuse me, would you mind telling my son here that you're Uncle Vernon?' I said: 'Get a grip. It's 11:30 at night - what's he doing out of bed? I'm not here to entertain people at this time of night.

Richard Griffiths, actor

Marriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses.

Robert Louis Stevenson, writer

Boyfriends have to understand me and my needs. They have to know what I want out of my life and about my strict regime. I go to bed at 10pm and not later. I separate my professional and private lives.

Anna Kournikova, athlete

If I can make a career for myself after Potter, and it goes well, and is varied and with longevity, then that puts to bed the 'child actors argument'.

Daniel Radcliffe, actor

It is not I who have been consigned to the bedroom of history.

Corazon Aquino, statesman

My house is a bit like a teenager's bedroom. The kind of pictures you have hanging up on your wall say a lot about you. I've got ones of Evel Knievel, Elvis and Starsky and Hutch, signed by David Soul.

Tim Vine, comedian

Well, there's that girl on the Internet - although this isn't an example of someone who doesn't know they're on - but there's a girl on the Internet who posts one photograph every two minutes from her bedroom.

Peter Weir, director

I want my weekends off and I want to put my kids to bed. Those are good reasons to want to be in 'Batman 2'.

Gary Oldman, actor

Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do.

Michael Jackson, musician

There's so much you can do with laying words on a bed of music. You can completely change their meaning with the type of music or the way they're sung.

P. J. Harvey, musician

What I did, you know, being away from my family, letting so many people down. I let myself down, not being out on the football field, being in a prison bed, in a prison bunk, writing letters home, you know. That wasn't my life.

Michael Vick, athlete

This disease leaves people bedridden. I've gone through phases where I couldn't roll over in bed. I couldn't speak. To have it called 'fatigue' is a gross misnomer.

Laura Hillenbrand, author

I pushed myself way too hard during the first year of Veronica Mars and I got moody and run-down. Now I'll go to bed early instead of going out with friends. It's not always the most fun option, but I know I need at least eight hours of sleep to feel balanced.

Kristen Bell, actress

You can only sleep in one bed at a time.

Nick Rhodes, musician

I don't have a single complete show or movie or anything else that I could look at and say, 'Nailed that one.' But endless dissatisfaction is, I suppose, what gets us out of bed in the morning.

Hugh Laurie, comedian

You know who a complicated tax code kills? The guy or gal trying to start a business out of the spare bedroom of their home. So we've got to simplify our tax code.

Marco Rubio, politician

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

Edwin W. Edwards, politician

I would bend over backward to be back on Grey's. Any day, I'll choose lying in bed with Katherine Heigl looking over me over getting thrown against walls by supernatural persons at 5 in the morning.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan, actor

It was a woman's bedroom, actually a boudoir, and no man belonged in it except by invitation.

Kathleen Winsor, author

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

Erma Bombeck, humorist

Doing love scenes is always awkward. I mean, it's just not a normal thing to go to work and lay in bed with your co-worker.

Denise Richards, actress

I have three closets in my bedroom.

Vanessa Hudgens, actress

I spent every night until four in the morning on my dissertation, until I came to the point when I could not write another word, not even the next letter. I went to bed. Eight o'clock the next morning I was up writing again.

Abraham Pais, scientist

With me it is exceptionally true that the Presidency is no bed of roses.

James K. Polk, president

A woman should say: "Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?" If he does, then it's the wife's fault because she is not trying to make him happy.

Barbara Cartland, novelist

When we opened our eyes, we saw bedrock exposed in the walls of the crater.

Steven Squyres, scientist

I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.'

Elliott Gould, actor

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'

Emo Philips, comedian

I have raised beds, perennial beds, cut flower beds. I have an island on a pond that's just covered in peonies. I have an herb garden, tons of vegetables, raspberries. I have everything. I'm a green guy.

Steve Zahn, actor

I got sick and tired of my lady wearing ugly underwear to bed, so I turned to the Internet.

John Wilson, writer

Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.

Brad Pitt, actor

I like to go to bed early.

Jenna Bush, celebrity

Once I went to bed in Orlando and I woke up in Atlanta. I have no idea how that happened.

A. J. McLean, musician

I'm a bit of an insomniac. I go to bed at 5am because I get caught up in watching TV or listening to music at night.

A. J. McLean, musician

If things are going well, if the writing's coming along, I jump out of bed happy. And if the previous day has been bad, I get out of bed disgruntled.

Robert Caro, writer

There's a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew each other. I'll not be parting with that, nor our bed - the four-poster - I'll be needing that to die in.

Helen Hayes, actress

If I was the type of person who had tennis, tennis, tennis all the time and I went to bed and ended up dreaming about tennis, I would go nuts.

Marat Safin, athlete

But I don't like working on lyrics publicly in the studio - I prefer to take them away and work on them in my bedroom.

Sophie Ellis Bextor, musician

It's no treat being in bed with me.

Howard Stern, entertainer

Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.

David Letterman, comedian

I feel pretty good when I get out of bed in the morning. I don't feel all beat up, which is nice.

Drew Bledsoe, athlete

They say you should never eat before you go to bed, but I've found just having a tiny little snack - like half an apple or something like that - before you go to sleep really helps.

Kelly Osbourne, actress

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.

Cary Grant, actor

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

George Burns, comedian

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Phyllis Diller, comedian

I'd rather buy clothes than buy a bed.

Christian Siriano, designer

I have a problem with cabinets being messy and people just shoving things in and closing the door. I will lie in bed and not be able to sleep because I'll say to myself: 'I think I saw something in that cabinet that just shouldn't be there.'

Charlize Theron, actress

Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.

Ray Bradbury, writer

I go to bed when the kids go to bed because I get up when they get up at 5.

Felicity Huffman, actress

My voice had a long, nonstop career. It deserves to be put to bed with quiet and dignity, not yanked out every once in a while to see if it can still do what it used to do. It can't.

Beverly Sills, musician

I promised to always bring up a glass of water to her before we go to bed, and she promised to never let me dress myself.

Fred Savage, actor

Your English style will no doubt put all the other gentlemen to bed. I speak figuratively, of course.

John Gielgud, actor

And he repents in thorns that sleeps in beds of roses.

Francis Quarles, poet

I was scared of the dark. Ohhhh, I'd do anything not to have to sleep on my own. I'd get in bed and cover myself with dolls and teddy bears.

Peta Wilson, actress

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Famous authors of bed quotes

Who has the best quotes? Top quotes from American, British, French, German and Spanish authors. 12 Joan Baez quotes,40 Noam Chomsky quotes,2 William Hone quotes,4 Amanda Lear quotes,17 Manfred von Richthofen quotes, sayings and images.

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