Burger Quotes

I've always said, 'Eat clean to stay fit, have a burger to stay sane,’

Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown.

The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I don't think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age.

I started at Pillsbury as a manager in one of their analysis functions, then worked my way up the corporate ladder to become vice president. Moving to Burger King was an important moment in my career.

Whether you were talking about Pillsbury, Burger King, Godfather's, the National Restaurant Association, in each one of those situations, I had a daunting problem that I had to solve. And I used the same business principles to approach the problem and, more importantly, solve the problem in every one of the situations.

I never needed much, and I never thought I'd get more than what I had.

A trip to Burger King was the biggest thing in the world to me. Heaven.

Soon after I returned to private practice, former Supreme Court Chief Justice Warren Burger called me one day.

My very first job was a cashier at Burger King in Tucson, Arizona.

And I occasionally worked the drive-thru. I'd go wherever I was needed! My second job was at Dairy Queen. I stayed in the fast food royalty.

I refuse to go into a fast-food outlet - to use the toilet even - in case anyone got the wrong idea and thought I was sneaking in a quick burger.

The Eva Longoria who worked at Wendy's flipping burgers - she needed a tax break.

My birthday was Monday, now I finally get to go home and enjoy it with some Burger King. Here I come baby! Burger King! Burger King!

Opening a family-style restaurant with comfort food like mac 'n' cheese, ribs and burgers has always been my dream.

We all need to make time for a burger once in a while.

Just because people want to eat the burger doesn't mean they want to meet the cow.

I can eat everything; chocolate, hamburgers, pizza, go to McDonalds, Burger King, KFC. It's all in my body.

One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much;

it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.

Part of my becoming a vegetarian was that I would look at my burger, then look at my dogs, and I wasn't able to see a difference.

If it's not too late, make it a cheese-burger

The human body has absolutely no requirement for animal flesh.

Nobody has ever been found face-down 20 yards from Burger King because they couldn't get their Whopper in time.

All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry.

I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings and a chocolate milk shake. And a Strawberry Ice Cream Sundae-with pickles.

I've never been a fan of personality-conflict burgers and identity-crisis omelets with patchouli oil. I function very well on a diet that consists of Chicken Catastrophe and Eggs Overwhelming and a tall, cool Janitor-in-a-Drum. I like to walk out of a restaurant with enough gas to open a Mobil station.

I have a Kenwood charcoal grill. In our house, if anybody is cooking, it's me. I love making burgers. I love making pork tenderloin. Lamb chops I do on the grill a lot. But you just can't beat brats.

When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour.

I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I'm obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing.

That's the thing with handmade items.

They still have the person's mark on them, and when you hold them, you feel less alone. This is why everyone who eats a Whopper leaves a little more depressed than they were when they came in. Nobody cooked that burger.

There's so many vegetarian foods now that are available at the market .

The same with drive-throughs. Now, a lot of them serve veggie burgers just like the restaurants are doing. So, it's really very easy.

Im grateful for my health, glad Im making people laugh, glad my wife still likes me after a lotta years, grateful my daughter is growing, glad I dont take myself too seriously, glad L.A. has Astro Burger, grateful to be coming home to Harlem soon. Its a gratitude list. It works.

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself".

People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.

Xavier would be such a great burger. He's all covered in spread.

I'm an extremist. Either I'm being healthy and organic, or I want a big, juicy In-N-Out burger, I want it all now! It sure makes me happy.

The fridge had been emptied of all Dudley’s favorite things — fizzy drinks and cakes, chocolate bars and burgers — and filled instead with fruit and vegetables and the sorts of things that Uncle Vernon called “rabbit food.

The French like burgers, Madonna and Miami Vice.

But once in a while you might see me at In and Out Burger;

they make the best fast food hamburgers around.

We cover hamburgers, chicken, veggie burgers, salads, we've got a pretty broad range. To me, McDonald's isn't only about the food. It's about the prices, it's about the way we eat.

I think it's so important to practice what you preach - whether you're into riding cows to work or eating a burger after boxing, just do what you're telling your fans you're doing because you have to be real with them because they look up to you.