Love is the wild card of existence.
— Rita Mae Brown

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.
Christopher Parker cards quote

The most valuable thing in my wallet is my library card.
— Michael Lipsey

Rule: Never perform card tricks for the people you play poker with.
— Proverbs

Because people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one another's money. Idiots!
— Arthur Schopenhauer