I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.
— Gertrude Stein

There are german songs which can make a stranger to the language cry.
Mark Twain german quote

If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say that I am a German and Germany will declare that I am a Jew.
— Albert Einstein

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
— Bette Midler

The victory of the working people over the exploiters and slave holders is at the same time the victorious struggle for liberation by the German people.
— german quotation by Walter Ulbricht