Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies.— Bobby Jones
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It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
As I watched the seagulls, I thought, That's the road to take;
find the absolute rhythm and follow it with absolute trust.
I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.
I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
The main idea in golf as in life, I suppose is to learn to accept what cannot be altered and to keep on doing one's own reasoned and resolute best whether the prospect be bleak or rosy.
There are only two types of player-those who keep their nerves under control and win championships, and those who do not.
This fitness thing is blown out of proportion.
What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?
When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.
I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.
Do not be tempted to invest in a sample of each golfing invention as soon as it makes its appearance. If you do, you will only complicate and spoil your game - and encumber your locker with useless rubbish.
A smart girl is one who knows how to play tennis, golf, piano -- and dumb.
You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank as to praise him for playing by the rules.
The real way to enjoy playing golf is to take pleasure not in the score, but in the execution of strokes.
I wasn't this nervous playing golf when I was drinking.
It's the first tournament I've won on the PGA Tour in a sober manner, so it's a great feeling knowing I can do it sober. I don't think two years ago I could have pulled this off.
Emerald as heavy as a golf course, ruby as dark as an afterbirth, diamond as white as sun on the sea.
Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course
One travels like a golf ball, hopping from green to green.
If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.
The Universal Law is impartial. It will give you anything you believe. It will throw you garbage or roses depending on the energy you put in. You are the one in charge, and you must accept that and stand alone. If you think God is coming down to fix things for you, forget it. God is out playing golf.
You can spend the money on new housing for poor people and the homeless, or you can spend it on a football stadium or a golf course.
I know this golf tournament has my name on it but it's not about me.
It's about the Louisiana Tech family. There is nothing greater than being a part of the Bulldog family.
Luck is predictable; the harder you work, the luckier you get.
It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
But in the end it's still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can't shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you've missed the point.
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You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.
Golf is the only game I know of that actually becomes harder the longer you play it.
I never learned anything from a match that I won.
I've got the drinkers and the smokers and the eaters on my side.
You can't win them all but you can try.
The toughest opponent of all is Old Man Par.
He's a patient soul who never shoots a birdie and never incurs a bogey. And if you would travel the long road with him, you must be patient, too.
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.