quote by Patch Adams

Spread joy. Chase your wildest dreams.

— Patch Adams

Pioneering Graduation Card quotations

We were born to make manifest the glory of God within us.

Graduation card quote We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand ~Randy Pausch
We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand ~Randy Pausch

A college education is not a quantitative body of memorized knowledge salted away in a card file. It is a taste for knowledge, a taste for philosophy, if you will; a capacity to explore, to question to perceive relationships, between fields of knowledge and experience.

It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.

People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often.

I think that we should give visas to people - green cards, rather, to people who graduate with skills that we need. People around the world with accredited degrees in science and math get a green card stapled to their diploma, come to the U.S. of A. We should make sure our legal system works.

I graduated from high school in 1963.

There were no computers, cell phones, Internet, credit cards, cassette tapes or cable TV.

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I would staple a green card to the diploma of anyone that graduates with a degree in the physical sciences or engineering in the U.S.

When I graduated from college in early 2010, I decided that I needed to create a calling card, some kind of business card that people can link to my name and face. So I did this 'Mad Men Theme Song...With a Twist' music video. I released it just as I moved to L.A.

I feel like a 1960s graduate student. I still work on note cards. I've never found a better system.

Brilliant. The Ontology Project is a post-graduate course in card magic.