Graduation Card Quotes

We were born to make manifest the glory of God within us.

A college education is not a quantitative body of memorized knowledge salted away in a card file. It is a taste for knowledge, a taste for philosophy, if you will; a capacity to explore, to question to perceive relationships, between fields of knowledge and experience.

It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.

People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often.

I think that we should give visas to people - green cards, rather, to people who graduate with skills that we need. People around the world with accredited degrees in science and math get a green card stapled to their diploma, come to the U.S. of A. We should make sure our legal system works.

I graduated from high school in 1963.

There were no computers, cell phones, Internet, credit cards, cassette tapes or cable TV.

Humor can be a great way to lift spirits and relate with soon-to-be high school grads. Whether you're in need of a funny senior year quote for a card, your yearbook, or a gift, you can use this list of funny graduation quotes by famous leaders and comedians to get inspired. To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.

I would staple a green card to the diploma of anyone that graduates with a degree in the physical sciences or engineering in the U.S.

When I graduated from college in early 2010, I decided that I needed to create a calling card, some kind of business card that people can link to my name and face. So I did this 'Mad Men Theme Song...With a Twist' music video. I released it just as I moved to L.A.

I feel like a 1960s graduate student. I still work on note cards. I've never found a better system.

Brilliant. The Ontology Project is a post-graduate course in card magic.