164 Happy Birthday Quotes

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Famous Happy Birthday Quotes

Happy birthday greetings and warmest wishes, too May today, tomorrow, everyday Be truly happy for you. — Margaret Brown

May the moments of today become fond memories for tomorrow. Happy Birthday - Rob Jackson

May the moments of today become fond memories for tomorrow. Happy Birthday — Rob Jackson

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. — Robert Orben

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

There is still no cure for the common birthday. — John Glenn

A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy. — Abhishek Bachchan

You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo — Dana Rosemary Scallon

All I want for my birthday is another birthday. - Ian Dury

All I want for my birthday is another birthday. — Ian Dury

Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can't be changed..And, forget the present because I didn't get you one. — Brian Jones

At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday. — H. H. Asquith

Katrina Kaif is doing very well for herself and I'd like to wish her a very Happy Birthday — Deepika Padukone

My birthday was Monday, now I finally get to go home and enjoy it with some Burger King. Here I come baby! Burger King! Burger King! — James Toney

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. - Sammy Hagar

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. — Sammy Hagar

Why party like it is 1999 when you can party like it is your birthday? — Prince

Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita — Maxine

Your birthday is the vintage of your wine; the mark that warns you of your future. — Aesop

Short Happy Birthday Quotes

  • If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness. — Aberjhani
  • Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. — Jean Paul Richter
  • Happy Valentine's day sir! Next year, happy anniversary na yan ha. — Toni Gonzaga
  • I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' — Steven Wright
  • You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. — Bob Hope
  • Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words. — Plautus
  • Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting. So... get on your way. — Dr. Seuss
  • The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. — Herbert V. Prochnow
  • When you're happy, you don't count the years. — Ginger Rogers
  • Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. — Audrey Hepburn

Happy Birthday Image Quotes

Happy birthday quote Don't promise when you're happy. Don't reply when you're angry and don't decide when you're sad.
Don't promise when you're happy. Don't reply when you're angry and don't decide when you're sad.

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Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. — Menachem Mendel Schneerson

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. — Dorothy Parker

Your life is a gift from the Creator. Your gift back to the Creator is what you do with your life. — Billy Mills

Happy birthday quote Never regret anything that made you smile.
Never regret anything that made you smile.

Live your life with arms wide open. Today is where your book begins. The rest is still unwritten. — Natasha Bedingfield

Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come. - Lucy Larcom

Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come. — Lucy Larcom

From our birthday, until we die, Is but the winking of an eye. — William Butler Yeats

Happy birthday quote The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation but your thoughts about it.
The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation but your thoughts about it.

Joy is that kind of happiness that does not depend on what happens. — David Steindl-Rast

If possible, forget the past. Look forward to the future. — Henry Watkins Allen

Don't just count your years, make your years count. — Ernest Myers

You're only as old as you feel. — Paul Simonon

Hilarious Happy Birthday Quotes

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. — Will Rogers

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved. — Will Rogers

Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. — C. E. M. Joad

Happy birthday quote Life is like a piano, the white keys represent happiness and the black shows sadness, but as you go
Life is like a piano, the white keys represent happiness and the black shows sadness, but as you go through life's journey, remember that the black keys also makes music.

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. — Anthony

Old Birthday Quotes

Act your age, not your shoe size. - Prince

Act your age, not your shoe size. — Prince

Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be. - William Wordsworth

Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be. — William Wordsworth

We turn not older with years but newer every day. — Emily Dickinson

Happy birthday quote Don't let your happiness depend on something you may lose.
Don't let your happiness depend on something you may lose.

I want to get old gracefully. I want to have good posture, I want to be healthy and be an example to my children. — Sting

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. — Arthur Schopenhauer

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. — Phyllis Diller

Happy birthday quote How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. — Theodore Roosevelt

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. — Steven Wright

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get. — Jim Davis

Birthday Quotes

Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears. — John Lennon

Instead of celebrating my birthday, it would be my proud privilege if 5 September is observed as Teachers' Day. — Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. — Mother Teresa

Happy birthday quote Do not set aside your happiness. Do not wait to be happy in the future. The best time to be happy is
Do not set aside your happiness. Do not wait to be happy in the future. The best time to be happy is always now.

So plant your own gardens and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. — Jorge Luis Borges

A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be. — Douglas Pagels

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. — Robert Frost

Happy birthday quote Never regret a day in your life: good days give happiness, bad days give experience, worst days give
Never regret a day in your life: good days give happiness, bad days give experience, worst days give lessons, and best days give memories.

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path. — Agatha Christie

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. — Jon Foreman

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. — Steven Wright

As nervous as I am to pick up a water bottle, that's how nervous I am to perform. My confidence is very high. I really enjoy going up, I feel like it's my birthday everyday that I have to go up there. — Gucci Mane

Celebrate Birthday Quotes

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art. - Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

I never really had a celebrity crush when I was little. I know some of my friends have posters up on their bedroom wall; I was never really about that. — Sadie Sink

I don’t care about what nobody say or how nobody feel. I’m happy, I’m living my life, and that’s what it is. — 21 Savage

Happy birthday quote Enjoy life now. This is not a rehearsal.
Enjoy life now. This is not a rehearsal.

I stopped going to Kingdom Hall, the church, when I was 11 years old, so I was very young. They don't celebrate birthdays, you get no Christmas, so it's a very difficult religion for children to get into. And they do a lot of finger-pointing among the Jehovah's Witnesses. — Ja Rule

I reflected a lot, I thought a lot on my 50th birthday. It has been one of the most important birthdays in my life, not in terms of celebration but in terms of retrospect. — Rakesh Jhunjhunwala

Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories. — Buddy Valastro

Happy birthday quote Happiness is letting go of what you think your life is supposed to look like and celebrating it for
Happiness is letting go of what you think your life is supposed to look like and celebrating it for everything that it is.

Am I ever gonna grow thick skin? No. I just gotta focus on making money. Cause ain’t no going back. I’m gonna be famous forever. — Cardi B

Where is Conor? He wanna fight with a bus. I want to fight with a real gangster. Iaquinta, thank you so much. — Khabib Nurmagomedov

If we celebrate Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday at a time of presidential inaugurals, this is thanks to Ronald Reagan who created the holiday, and not to the Democratic Congress of the Carter years, which rejected it. — David Horowitz

When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton. — J. R. R. Tolkien

My Birthday Quotes

But when I look back I can't call myself unlucky. My 23rd birthday was December 14. In these years I have had more than most people get in a lifetime. — Ernie Davis

I wasn't very good about juggling family and my career. I was interested in who was coming to the children's birthday party, what my son was writing. I was thinking about Legos. — Jill Clayburgh

On my birthday, I was in Milan for the collections. - Eva Herzigova

On my birthday, I was in Milan for the collections. — Eva Herzigova

Happy birthday quote Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends — John Lennon

I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody. - George Burns

I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody. — George Burns

Your True Nature Is Love. There's Nothing You Can Do About It. - Byron Katie

Your True Nature Is Love. There's Nothing You Can Do About It. — Byron Katie

Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Time and tide wait for no man. — Geoffrey Chaucer

Live your life to the fullest. - Shakira

Live your life to the fullest. — Shakira

There can be no greater well wisher for me in life than my mother. — Rakesh Jhunjhunwala

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. — George Burns

Birthday Wishes Quotes

Every day, every birthday candle I blow out, every penny I throw over my shoulder in a wishing well, every time my daughter says, 'Let's make a wish on a star,' there's one thing I wish for: wisdom. — Rene Russo

Valentine cards and birthday wishes? Please...be on another level of planning, of understanding The bond between man and woman and child. The highest elevation, cause we above All that romance crap, just show your love. — Method Man

If you're not getting older, you're dead. — Tom Petty

We're sending you best wishes And hope your day goes well And that you'll find some memories With stories you can tell Of how you had a marvelous time And those around you too With fun and lots of laughter And all this just for you.. Have a Very Happy Birthday — Janet Horne

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants. — Jack Barakat

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. — Eva Gabor

You must become an old man in good time if you wish to be an old man long. [Lat., Mature fieri senem, si diu velis esses senex.] — Marcus Tullius Cicero

They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much. — Malcolm Cowley

Wishing, like sipping a glass of punch, or pulling aside a bearskin rug in order to access a hidden trapdoor in the floor, is merely a quiet way to spend one's time before the candles are extinguished on one's birthday cake. — Daniel Handler

And once again we wish you All joyous things and more A day that's filled with happiness And memories to store. — Janet Horne

Young Birthday Quotes

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. — Eleanor Roosevelt

The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits. — Theodore Roosevelt

You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear, as young as your hope, as old as your despair. — Samuel Ullman

May you stay Forever Young — Bob Dylan

The older I get, the more I see the power of that young woman, my mother. — Sharon Olds

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. — Mark Twain

...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened. — Terry Pratchett

My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. — Mark Twain

I've been very competitive by nature from a young age, whether it was eating a bowl of pasta faster than somebody else, or always wanting to be the first one in line. — Maria Sharapova

One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late. — Pablo Picasso

Birthday Card Quotes

It’s the moment I’ve been waiting for, fighting on the big cards like UFC 200. — Amanda Nunes

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. — Johnny Carson

Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes. [..] I'll buy some cookies, but NOT for Valentine's Day. These cookies celebrate the February 14th birthday of Anna Howard Shaw, famed American suffragette. — Anna Howard Shaw

On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men to observe anniversaries and birthdays-fear. — Dave Barry

I saw a birthday card the other day, and it said, "If you didn't know how old you were, how old would you think you were?" I started changing it in my mind right away to, "If you didn't know how sick you were, how sick would you think you were?" — Michael J. Fox

There's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card. — Doug Stanhope

Thank you Dad... for listening and caring, for giving and sharing, but, especially, for just being you! Happy Birthday to you — John Walter Bratton

I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope it's my last. — Al Forman

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed. — P. J. O'Rourke

All three [of my grandkids] earn money around the house, and all three spend their own money. Now I've noticed that when they have to spend their own money on birthday cards, they have decided that homemade cards are so much nicer. — Elizabeth Warren

Humorous Birthday Quotes

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!" — Jimmy Carr

At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass — Mark Twain

Pleas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,And count each birthday with a grateful mind. — Alexander Pope

I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother. — Rita Rudner

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. — Euripides

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. — Kathy Lette

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. — Phyllis Diller

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. — Steven Wright

She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!". — Russell Howard

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More Happy Birthday Quotes

The golden age is before us, not behind us. — William Shakespeare

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. — Aristotle Onassis

One can remain alive ... if one is unafraid of change, insatiable in intellectual curiosity interested in big things and happy in small ways. — Edith Wharton

The United States is the only country with a known birthday. — James G. Blaine

Only a few things are really important. — Marie Dressler

So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. — Dr. Seuss

Love is like the little red toy wagon you get for your Christmas or your sixth birthday. It makes you deliriously happy and you just can't leave it alone. But sooner or later the wheels come off. Then you leave it in a corner and forget it. Falling in love is great. Being in love is a disaster — Mario Puzo

Live not one's life as though one had a thousand years, but live each day as the last. — Marcus Aurelius

Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded. — Craig Kilborn

Time flies when you are having fun. — Albert Einstein

The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity. — Seneca

Learn to be calm and you will always be happy. — Paramahansa Yogananda

Happiness is a choice. You grieve, you stomp your feet, you pick yourself up and choose to be happy. — Lucy Lawless

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