104 Groom Quotes

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Famous Groom Quotes

Grooming is the secret of real elegance. The best clothes, the most wonderful jewels, the most glamorous beauty don't count without good grooming. — Christian Dior

We know grooming is important for people. To get their hair done, to get makeup and things like that - that makes a person feel better. — Kenneth Williams

I'm gonna walk down the aisle in style and profile. — Ric Flair

He ,who is appointed to ,cohabit with the widow shall ,approach her at night anointed with clarified butter and silent, ,and beget one son, by no means a second. — Guru Nanak

The important thing when it comes to grooming, as when it comes to clothes, is you do not want anything to distract from the strength and power of your ideas,. — Vanessa Friedman

When the bride is one with her lover, who cares about the wedding party? — Kabir

I was a bridesmaid at a wedding in one picture. - Dorothy Malone

I was a bridesmaid at a wedding in one picture. — Dorothy Malone

The animals sacrificed feet of the bride during the wedding ceremony. — Turkish Proverbs

Even the most understated ceremony involves a certain respect for ritual and pageantry. No one plays more of a significant role than the bride's attendants. — Vera Wang

Good grooming is integral, and impeccable style is a must. If you don't look the part, no one will want to give you time or money. — Daymond John

To make a fine gentleman, several trades are required, but chiefly a barber. - Oliver Goldsmith

To make a fine gentleman, several trades are required, but chiefly a barber. — Oliver Goldsmith

When I'm interviewing someone, I want to make sure that he thought enough to take care of himself - to dress appropriately and to groom himself properly. — Bill Rancic

The people are with the people and the bald guy is combing his hair. — Moroccan Proverbs

Putting your gimp in a leather sun dress is self-care. — Duncan Trussell

Seek to be the purple thread in the long white gown. — Epictetus

Short Groom Quotes

  • Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs. — Marlene Dietrich
  • We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following rules of good grooming. — Don Delillo
  • Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer. — Edward W. Howe
  • I'd rather have an inch of a dog than miles of pedigree. — Dana Burnet
  • We're a walking billboard... You want to look good to everyone who is watching. — Chandler Parsons
  • I can't explain why a bride buys her wedding dress, whereas a groom rents his tux. — Lou Holtz
  • A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish. — James P. Gorman
  • In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. — Groucho Marx
  • To your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born. — Louis Sabin
  • I know why girls go and have their nails done so often and have spa days. It feels awesome. — DeAndre Jordan

Groom Image Quotes

Wedding Groom Quotes

Weddings are never about the bride and groom, weddings are public platforms for dysfunctional families. — Lisa Kleypas

The groom always smiles proudly because he's convinced he's accomplished something quite wonderful. The bride smiles because she's been able to convince him of it. — Judith McNaught

Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of time until archaeologists unearth a married caveman who's wearing a pair of old tux pants that were so tight he couldn't get the zipper closed. — Peter Scott

At American weddings, the quality of the food is in inverse proportion to the social position of the bride and groom. — Calvin Trillin

People have one year after the wedding to send a gift. Thank-you notes must be written immediately. If you don't receive an acknowledgment within three months, phone and ask if it was received. If the bride and groom are embarrassed, fine. They deserve to be. — Ann Landers

[ John F.Kennedy's friend] Chuck Spalding at the wedding said Jack was two guys: the groom and somebody else observing from a distance. ... It must have been maddening to be married to a guy like that, but you could at the same time argue that characteristic kept the world from being blown up. — Chris Matthews

Weddings in our society seem designed to reduce the bride and groom to precisely the condition of those who, because they 'lack sufficient use of reason,' are 'incapable of contracting marriage,' according to canon law. — Nancy Mairs

A wedding isn't for the bride and groom, it's for the family and friends. The B. and G. are just props, silly stick figures with no more significance than the pink and white candy figures on the top of the cake. — Susan Cheever

Every bride and groom would do well to remember that in wedding, the we comes before the I. — Evan Esar

As I grew up and began identifying myself as a feminist, there were plenty of issues that continued to make me question marriage: the father "giving" the bride away, women taking their husband's last name, the white dress, the vows promising to "obey" the groom. And that only covers the wedding. — Jessica Valenti

Personal Grooming Quotes

Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she manages to be a good wife, a good mother, good-looking, good-tempered, well-dressed, well-groomed, and unaggressive. — Marya Mannes

I change my hairstyle every day for the show, I'm fastidious and vain about my nails and teeth and grooming and makeup, but a perfect body, forget it. Dust to dust, wuggies to wuggies. — Kathie Lee Gifford

Cut your morning devotions into your personal grooming. You would not go out to work with a dirty face. Why start the day with the face of your soul unwashed? — Robert A. Cook

Anytime you're with somebody, you become a reflection of that person. I believe the first five years of our relationship was me grooming her, getting her tough and getting her ready for all of this and how to deal with it. The last was just her being a strong Black woman who has her man's back. — Snoop Dogg

Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish. — James P. Gorman

If the novelist shares his or her problems with the characters, he or she is able to study his personal unconscious. — Manuel Puig

My personal influence in the Revolutionary Governing Council is such that the dictatorship of the proletariat is firmly established, since the masses are backing me. — Bela Kun

With my music, I can express myself so much. A lot of the fans can sense that I'm relating to them something that's quite personal. — Enya

However, lifestyle intervention requires discipline with a tangible end result that is within reach. It requires personal resolve, a lifelong commitment. — Tim Holden

But it kills me, this fascination with celebrities' personal lives. — Calista Flockhart

Grooming Dogs Quotes

If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog. — George Bernard Shaw

Dogs love us not only because we feed them, walk them, or groom them, or protect them, but because we are fun. How astonishing! — Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson

A long walk and grooming with a well-mannered dog is a Zen experience that leaves you refreshed and in a creative frame of mind. — Dean Koontz

I'm in showbiz. I look at my boobs like they're show horses or show dogs. You've got to keep them groomed. — Dolly Parton

Show dogs and their handlers remind me of Brooke Shields and her mother: an incredibly disheveled person tethered to an impeccably groomed animal. — Margo Kaufman

Unmissed but by his dogs and by his groom. — William Cowper

Bride And Groom Quotes

Persephone herself is but a voice or a darkness invisible enfolded in the deeper dark of the arms Plutonic, and pierced with the passion of dense gloom, among the splendor of torches of darkness, shedding darkness on the lost bride and her groom. — D. H. Lawrence

Hunger in the midnight, hunger at the stroke of noon Hunger in the banquet, hunger in the bride and groom Hunger on the TV, hunger on the printed page And there's a God-sized hunger underneath the questions of the age — Jackson Browne

I wanted to breathe new life into the timeless trend of past, present and future. These unique designs celebrate the bride and groom's passage through their new life together. — Vera Wang

There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful. — Tim Allen

The bride and groom-May their joys be as bright as the morning, and their sorrows but shadows that fade in the sunlight of love. — Minna Antrim

I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard. — Jenna McCarthy

[At the reception following her remarriage to Alan Campbell:] People who haven't talked to each other in years are on speaking terms again today - including the bride and groom. — Dorothy Parker

The end of a wedding reception is always so depressing. And only the bride and groom are spared, jetting off into the sunset while the rest of us wake up the next morning to just another day. — Sarah Dessen

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More Groom Quotes

Simplicity, good taste and grooming are the three fundamentals of good dressing and these do not cost money. — Christian Dior

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage. — Agnes Repplier

I’ve heard so many stories of Jared Kushner being groomed from a very young age – really, from when he was a child – to be playing a prominent role in the business world, in sort of the elite world, in elite circles. — Jared Kushner

One of the first things Colonel Slater did after taking command of the base was to hang a sign over the House-Six bar that listed Slip Slater’s Basic Rules of Flying at Groom Lake. There were only three rules. Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there. — Annie Jacobsen

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted. — Bill Murray

We're all products of what we want to project to the world. Even people who don't spend any time, or think they don't, on preparing themselves for the world out there - I think that ultimately they have for their whole lives groomed themselves to be a certain way, to present a face to the world. — Cindy Sherman

Gold, silver, jewels, purple garments, houses built of marble, groomed estates, pious paintings, caparisoned steeds, and other things of this kind offer a mutable and superficial pleasure; books give delight to the very marrow of one's bones. They speak to us, consult with us, and join with us in a living and intense intimacy. — Petrarch

It would have been convenient to be gay. Just because of the grooming, the narcissism, stuff like that. But I have this kind of roaring heterosexuality. Traditional, uncomplicated heterosexuality, an almost cliched Robin Askwith thing. — Russell Brand

Southerners ask intimate questions in the way monkeys groom each other for lice, not to pry but to make you feel cared for. — Reynolds Price

I've heard so many stories of Jared [Kushner] being groomed from a very young age - really, from from when he was a child - to be playing a prominent role in the business world, in sort of the elite world - in elite circles. — Jared Kushner

I take my hat off to the ladies. The amount of grooming-plucking and shaving and all the other things men never have to do. I went down and spent time with transvestites in London in the clubs and all that. Got an insight to that world, and it's a mad world, but they are very warm and very open people. It was a great experience. — Cillian Murphy

Just because your ad looks good is no insurance that it will get looked at. How many people do you know who are impeccably groomed... but dull? — William Bernbach

I believe that the dysfunctional Muslim family constitutes a real threat to the very fabric of western life. It is in the family that children are groomed to practise, promote and pass on the norms of their parents' culture. — Ayaan Hirsi Ali

I think grooming is definitely undervalued by men. We all expect women to be fully groomed, which they do. But I also think it's just as important for a man to look fresh and clean. — Lewis Hamilton

The great affair, the love affair with life, is to live as variously as possible, to groom one's curiosity like a high-spirited thoroughbred, climb aboard, and gallop over the thick, sunstruck hills every day. — Diane Ackerman

I love the way girls in London dress; it's so different to the American 'blow-dry and immaculate grooming' thing. — Rachel Weisz

Waves are fascinating, the way they are created by wind far out at sea and groomed by different winds as they come closer to shore. We surfers ride the very last part of the wave's life before it crashes and disappears, never to be seen again. — Stephanie Gilmore

She was a triumph over ugliness, so often more beguiling than real beauty, if only because it contains paradox. In this case, as opposed to the scrupulous method of good taste and scientific grooming, the trick had been worked by exaggerating defects; she'd made them ornamental by admitting them boldly. — Truman Capote

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