The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. — W. C. Fields
It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care — Ron Livingston
To be thoroughly lazy is a tough job,
but somebody has to do it.
Industrious people build industry.
Lazy people build civilization. — Kazuaki Tanahashi
Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man. — Jimmy Lyons
If you’ve never been lazy and done things the easy way, you’re probably not that smart. — Ryan Higa
I'm barely prolific and incredibly lazy. — Tom Petty
Short Lazy Man Quotes
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. — Bob Hope
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. — Jules Renard
Rules are invented for lazy people who don't want to think for themselves. — Mary Quant
Jobs are for lazy people who don’t want to invest in themselves. — Damon Dash
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. — Charlie McCarthy
The sleepy like to make excuses. — Benedict of Nursia
Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction. — Anne Frank
Sometimes the obvious product is the right one. Other times it’s the lazy one. — Sam Bankman-Fried
There is no expedient to which a man will not resort to avoid the real labor of thinking. — Joshua Reynolds
Lazy Man Image Quotes
Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you.
Lazy Attitude Quotes
I don't blame the people for the fact that so many movies are bad. I think there's a corrupt, perverted, lazy and sloppy attitude that's pervasive in the movie business. The whole entertainment business is kind of crumbling around us. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Refuse to be a lazy Christian, and resist a passive, apathetic attitude. — Joyce Meyer
Am I Getting Lazy? Am I Too Busy? Am I Becoming Arrogant? Am I Getting Timid? If you answer 'yes' to any one of these questions, that's your warning to Kick that attitude! — Roger Von Oech
Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.
Everything depends on attitude. We are ambitious or lazy, enthusiastic or dull, loyal or undependable, according to our attitude. — Sterling W Sill
I knew I was breaking about a dozen laws but I guess I had different attitudes to stuff like that since the war. Laws were for the stupid the immature the irresponsible. The inflexible and the narrow-minded. The prejudiced. The obsessive. The lazy and careless and selfish and spoilt. The violent. — John Marsden
If we don't progress, we backslide into bad habits, laziness and poor attitude. — Dan Gable
The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute. The man who does not ask, is a fool for life.
I’m a big believer in starting with high standards and raising them. We make progress only when we push ourselves to the highest level. If we don’t progress, we backslide into bad habits, laziness and poor attitude. — Dan Gable
When you're in a competitive environment, always give out the impression that you don't care. It makes people want you more. If you act desperate, it's over. I think a passive attitude is helpful. It comes naturally because I'm lazy. — Diablo Cody
Lazy People Quotes
Anyone can practice. Young man can practice. Old man can practice. Very old man can practice. Man who is sick, he can practice. Man who doesn't have strength can practice. Except lazy people; lazy people can't practice Ashtanga yoga. — K. Pattabhi Jois
The unpreparedness of the educated classes, the lack of practical links between them and the mass of the people, their laziness, and, let it be said, their cowardice at the decisive moment of the struggle will give rise to tragic mishaps. — Frantz Fanon
I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living. — John Wayne
Circumstances do not make a man, they reveal him.
I have nothing in common with lazy people who blame others for their lack of success. — Kobe Bryant
Colour disturbs people. I am confident in black, not in light. This dark side of life is attractive to me forever and from the beginning. I am a lazy designer when it comes to colour. — Yohji Yamamoto
I can't relate to lazy people. We don't speak the same language. I don't understand you. I don't want to understand you. — Kobe Bryant
A wise man never knows all, only fools know everything.
People.. were poor not because they were stupid or lazy. They worked all day long, doing complex physical tasks. They were poor because the financial institution in the country did not help them widen their economic base. — Muhammad Yunus
People get too big to do the little things and then wonder why they don’t have the big results. — Isaac Mashman
Would I employ you if you were obese? No I would not. You would give the wrong impression to the clients of my business. I need people to look energetic, professional and efficient. If you are obese you look lazy. — Sayings
Cinema seats make people lazy. They expect to be given all the information. But for me, question marks are the punctuation of life. — Abbas Kiarostami
Laziness Quotes
The challenge of leadership is to be strong, but not rude; be kind, but not weak; be bold, but not bully; be thoughtful, but not lazy; be humble, but not timid; be proud, but not arrogant; have humor, but without folly. — Jim Rohn
I think sometimes, when you're on top and all you do is win, win, win, win, win, you get lazy and lose focus. When you lose it opens your eyes and you get serious. There is always a time when it is good to lose, at the right time for you. — Usain Bolt
Everything is easy when you are busy. But nothing is easy when you are lazy. — Swami Vivekananda
The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise man grows it under his feet.
Our confidence in Christ does not make us lazy, negligent, or careless, but on the contrary it awakens us, urges us on, and makes us active in living righteous lives and doing good. There is no self-confidence to compare with this. — Huldrych Zwingli
The ***** is indolent and lazy, and spends his money on frivolities, whereas the European is forward-looking, organized and intelligent. — Che Guevara
Be not lax in celebrating.
Be not lazy in the festive service of God.
Be ablaze with enthusiasm.
Let us be an alive, burning offering before the altar of God. — Hildegard of Bingen
Words of comfort skillfully administered are the oldest therapy known to man.
The Bible is no lazy man's book! Much of its treasure, like the valuable minerals stored in the bowels of the earth, only yield up themselves to the diligent seeker. — Arthur W. Pink
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well. — Mark Twain
Rules are mostly made to be broken and are too often for the lazy to hide behind. — Douglas MacArthur
A man too busy to take care of his health is like a farmer too lazy to plant his field. — Icelandic Proverbs
Avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason boys - to woo women - and in that endeavor, laziness will not do. — Robin Williams
No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks.
Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking. — Albert Einstein
We Greeks believe that a man who takes no part in public affairs is not merely lazy, but good for nothing — Thucydides
It's okay to be a fat man. It's prestige and power and all of that. But fat women are seen as just lazy and stupid and having no self-control. — Camryn Manheim
The average man doesn't wish to be told that it is a bull or a bear market. What he desires is to be told specifically which particular stock to buy or sell. He wants to get something for nothing. He does not wish to work. He doesn't even wish to have to think. — Jesse Lauriston Livermore
The man of leadership caliber will work while others waste time, study while others sleep, pray while others play. There will be no place for loose or lazy habits in word or thought, deed or dress. He will observe a soldierly discipline, diet and deportment, so that he may wage a good warfare. — J. Oswald Sanders
Rage or fear... It oscillates. Rage I need to motivate me to try things that I can't ordinarily do - as I'm a lazy man. Fear - to keep pushing harder so we don't lose what we've accomplished. — David Chang
To be silent the whole day long, see no newspaper, hear no radio, listen to no gossip, be thoroughly and completely lazy, thoroughly and completely indifferent to the fate of the world is the finest medicine a man can give himself. — Henry Miller
Fatalism is the lazy man's way of accepting the inevitable. — Natalie Clifford Barney
All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness. — Mark Kennedy
The calm man is not the man who is dull. You must not mistake Sattva for dullness or laziness. The calm man is the one who has control over the mind waves. Activity is the manifestation of inferior strength, calmness, of the superior. — Swami Vivekananda
I'm now happily remarried to a good cook, which encourages me to be lazy. I like to think that I'm a new man, but perhaps I'm not. I offset it by doing the ironing, though. She has a small farm in the New Forest with a herd of cattle, so she serves up a steak and kidney pie made with her own beef. — Vince Cable
Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success. — Unknown
Slovenliness is a lazy and beastly negligence of a man's own person, whereby he becomes so sordid as to be offensive to those about him. — Theophrastus
Oh, if I could put some of my reckless spirit into these discreet cautious lazy men! — Mary Boykin Chesnut
Man like every other animal is by nature indolent. If nothing spurs him on, then he will hardly think, and will behave from habit like an automaton. — Albert Einstein
The idle man does not know what it is to enjoy rest, for he has not earned it. — John Lubbock
Whenever there is hard work to be done, I assign it to the laziest man as he is sure to find an easy way of doing it. Be lazy, think crazy. — Bill Gates
Procrastination is a lazy man's apology. — Chinua Achebe
The lazy man aims at nothing, and generally hits it. — James Ellis
The lazy man claims he is too heavy for light work and too light for heavy work. — Evan Esar
Hard work - I mean, does anybody use that term anymore? Laziness doesn't fly. It's all in the practice. It does take work and it ain't easy - but man, the rewards! — Susan Powter
There is also a schedule to fashion - the deadline is always set. So maybe the fashion business is a good business for me in that way because I'm basically lazy, man. — Yohji Yamamoto
Lazy hands make a man poor, but diligent hands bring wealth. — Solomon
Under the magnetism of friendship the modest man becomes bold; the shy, confident; the lazy, active; and the impetuous, prudent and peaceful. — William Makepeace Thackeray
I like the word "indolence." It makes my laziness seem classy. — Bernard Williams
Make sure to send a lazy man the angel of death. — Yiddish Proverbs
The present generation, wearied by its chimerical efforts, relapses into complete indolence. Its condition is that of a man who has only fallen asleep towards morning: first of all come great dreams, then a feeling of laziness, and finally a witty or clever excuse for remaining in bed. — Soren Kierkegaard
Acting is easier - writing is more creative. The lazy man vies with the industrious. — William Shatner
The idea of passing one's whole life in moral idleness, and having one's hardest work and duty done by another-whether God or man-is most revolting to us, as it is most degrading to human dignity. — H. P. Blavatsky
The idle man does not know what it is to enjoy rest. — Albert Einstein
Contentment is a kind of moral laziness; if there wasn't anything but contentment in his world, man wouldn't be any more of a success than an angleworm is — Josh Billings
The only time a lazy man ever succeeds is when he tries to do nothing. — Evan Esar
The play of sunlight is amusement enough for a lazy man. — Walter J. Phillips
Baseball has traditionally possessed a wonderful lack of seriousness. The game's best player, Babe Ruth, was a Rabelaisian fat man, and its most loved manager, Casey Stengel, spoke gibberish. In this lazy sport, only the pitcher pours sweat. Then he takes three days off. — Thomas Boswell
No man is so methodical as a complete idler, and none so scrupulous in measuring out his time as he whose time is worth nothing. — Washington Irving
They will endure. They are better than we are. Stronger than we are. Their vices are vices aped from white men or that white men and bondage have taught them: improvidence and intemperance and evasion-not laziness: evasion: of what white men had set them to, not for their aggrandizement or even comfort but his own. — William Faulkner
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