quote by Ron White

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

— Ron White

Seductive Lemonade quotations

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade.


If the right to vote were expanded to seven year olds … its policies would most definitely reflect the ‘legitimate concerns’ of children to have ‘adequate’ and ‘equal’ access to ‘free’ french fries, lemonade and videos.

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When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

Sometimes, however, the Gaelic blood asserts itself.

The Frenchmen will then attack. But the French attacking spirit is like bottled lemonade. It lacks tenacity. The Englishmen, on the other hand, one notices that they are of Germanic blood. Sportsmen easily take to flying, and Englishmen see in flying nothing but a sport.

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated.

Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.


When life hands you lemons make lemonade.

Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

His laugh is made if porch swings and lemonade

Two wrongs don't make a right.

I never wanna have a time where I'm on the big lawn just sitting back smoking cigars and drinking lemonade. I wanna work forever. Until I die. I wanna die on the way to a show.

Congress allows lemonade to the members and has it charged under the head of stationery-I move also that whiskey be allowed under the item of fuel.


When life hands you a lemon, squeeze it and make lemonade.

I made stupid decisions as a kid, or as a young adult, but I'm trying to be now, I'm trying to take this lemon and make lemonade.

It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it.

If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.

Kissing Simon was pleasant. It was a gentle sort of pleasant, like lying in a hammock on a summer day with a book and a glass of lemonade

I live in New York and it's the greatest city, but sometimes I want to move to the place with the porch and the lemonade and the farm.


At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life hands you hurricanes, you go surfing.

When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade.

That's the authentic punk dance. It's like a child dizzy on lemonade.

'When you have a lemon, make a lemonade.

' That is what a great educator does. But the fool does the exact opposite. If he finds that life has handed him a lemon, he gives up and says, 'I 'm beaten. It is fate. I haven't got a chance.' Then he proceeds to rail against the world and indulge in an orgy of self-pity .


A Persian's heaven is eas'ly made: 'T is but black eyes and lemonade.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and sell it to all of those who get thirsty from complaining.

The lemonade is weak, like your soul.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

I've always had a knack for branding, so even with the lemonade stands, it was "Gary's Lemonade Stand." I worked on the signs all day, more so than on the lemonade itself. Then I learned you had to make good lemonade to build an actual business, so that taught me about lifetime value and quality.


My dad always said, If someone hands you a lemon, make lemonade.

Plus that also works wonderfully as a metaphor.

Our happiness is certainly mixed in with the tragedies of life.

You have to find the lemonade. You have to find the silver lining in the middle of everything that happens in life.

If you have a lemon, make lemonade.

I want to make lemonade out of the lemons that were dealt to me.

I like the authentic punk dance you did there. It's like a child dizzy off lemonade


I was playing golf in Palm Springs and after a round I asked the waitress in a restaurant to bring me a glass of iced tea and lemonade. A lady sitting nearby heard me and asked the waitress to bring her a "Palmer," too. The name caught on and the beverage quickly spread around the country.

I never considered my dreams wasted energy;

they were invariably linked to some form of action. When I dreamed about having a lemonade stand, for example, it wasn't long before I set up a lemonade stand.

Sunny, happy with the music, no money. I'm thinking you're on holiday. Sipping yellow lemonade.

I'm on the advisory board of Alex's Lemonade Stand, which is a children's cancer charity. I'm so proud to be on that and help them.