quote by Gianluigi Buffon

I don't watch penalties in my hotel room. I watch naughty videos

— Gianluigi Buffon

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My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.


It's weird, because usually if you're British and you go to America you play baddies; but I play naughty people here and goodies in America.

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Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn't mean I'm naughty.

I am in love with girls that are bad and naughty and badass, and a little selfish, but I like to watch from a respectful distance!

Claudia... you've been a very very naughty little girl.


A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.

I always thought of photography as a naughty thing to do - that was one of my favorite things about it, and when I first did it, I felt very perverse.

I always thought of photography as a naughty thing to do -- that was one of my favorite things about it, and when I first did it, I felt very perverse.

The child who defines a lie as being a "naughty word" knows perfectly well that lying consists in not speaking the truth. He is not, therefore, mistaking one thing for another, he is simply identifying them one with another by what seems to us a quaint extension of the word "lie".

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.


You must have a twinkle in your eye, a naughtiness - and the audience must realize your mind is working faster than your words.

A 'naughty pickle' is how I'd best describe myself.

I think fun and laughter is the whole point of life.

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

We can't blame children for occupying themselves with Facebook rather than playing in the mud. Our society doesn't put a priority on connecting with nature. In fact, too often we tell them it's dirty and dangerous.

How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world.


Mozart was a punk, which people seem to forget. He was a naughty, naughty boy.

My mum was never too keen on TV, so we kids all went to the library and got books out. Right from the start, I loved the works of Mark Twain. Every time I read about Tom Sawyer, I'd go out and do something low-level naughty, just like him.

Jump into the middle of things, get your hands dirty, fall flat on your face, and then reach for the stars.

The band broke up because I couldn't bear Rotten anymore because he was an embarrassment with his silly hats and his, like, shabby, dirty, nasty looking appearance.

And if I were a naughty little boy, the idea is to spank me into good behavior?


I've had some painful experiences in my life, but I feel like I'm trivializing them by using them for a scene in a movie. I don't want to do that. It just makes me feel kind of dirty for having done that.

An old-timer is someone who can remember when a naughty child was taken to the woodshed instead of to a psychiatrist.

I'm supportive of women, absolutely, and it's so gratifying to have girls come up and say, 'I'm really inspired by your guitar playing.' I mean no disrespect to the sisterhood, but musically I feel more drawn to things like Dirty Projectors, the National and Grizzly Bear.

Mud-pies gratify one of our first and best instincts. So long as we are dirty, we are pure.

I'm doing naughty things, I'm drinking too much, I'm going to clubs.

It really didn't matter to me, other than the fact that some parents wouldn't let their kids hang out with me.


What critics call dirty in our pictures, they call lusty in foreign films.

I think human beings have a really broad spectrum of traits, and I almost feel implicated when we say, 'Men are like this, women are like this.' Nobody was telling me, 'Don't get dirty, don't play in the mud, girls don't do that.'

'Cartoonists' dirty secret is that we tend to come up with stories that involve things that are really fun to draw.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

I think my biggest appeal for fans is probably the fact that I'm honest.

I'm up front about who I am. I'm a little naughty. I have a naughty side and everybody knows that. But I know when to use that and when not to.


People in general are used to seeing me as the naughty girl because that's what they've always cast me as.

I was the first home-grown sex symbol, rather like Britain`s naughty seaside postcards. When Marilyn Monroe`s first film was shown here [The Asphalt Jungle (1950)], a columnist actually wrote: `How much like our Diana Dors she is`.

An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

My voice went recently, never happened before, off like a tap.

I had to sit in silence for nine days, chalkboard around my neck. Like an old-school mime. Like a kid in the naughty corner. Like a Victorian mute.