She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.
— Dorothy Parker

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Lily Tomlin naughty quote

Mozart was a punk, which people seem to forget. He was a naughty, naughty boy.
— Shirley Manson

I always thought of photography as a naughty thing to do - that was one of my favorite things about it, and when I first did it, I felt very perverse.
— Diane Arbus

How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world.
— William Shakespeare