quote by Martin Luther

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

— Martin Luther

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As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.


Funny quote To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

Funny quote Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.
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Good, Better, Best. Never let it rest. Until your Good is Better, and your Better is your Best.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.


Funny quote I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
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Destiny may ride with us today, but there is no reason for it to interfere with lunch.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep.

Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Funny quote Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing.

We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love.


Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Funny quote Trust me, You can dance.
Trust me, You can dance.
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We were together. I forget the rest.

If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool.

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going.

Funny quote I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

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There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Funny quote From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

If exposure of body is modernism, then animals are more modern than humans.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.


Funny quote Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.

And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Funny quote Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for awhile.
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for awhile.

I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes.

After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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Act your age, not your shoe size.

Funny quote Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong
Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong

The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last.

We look up for inspiration, down for desperation, right and left for information.

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth

Funny quote When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese


The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.

I've lost a million and a half on the horses and dice in the last two years.

And the funny part is, I still like 'em, and if someone handed me another million I'd put it right in the nose of some horse that looked good to me.

I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off.

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple