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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

— A. A. Milne

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The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes.

After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.

So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

God created sex. Priests created marriage.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

The naked truth is always better than the best-dressed lie.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else.

Don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem!

People who live in an age of corruption are witty and slanderous;

they know that there are other kinds of murder than by dagger or assault; they also know that whatever is well said is believed.

If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must.

For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words.

The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot;

C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich.

If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you're poor.

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power become lovers of wisdom

I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity.

Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

Be pretty if you can, be witty if you must, but be gracious if it kills you.

I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.