We were together. I forget the rest.— Walt Whitman
Sublime Cute Funny quotations
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.
Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.
Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone.
My sister just had a baby, a little newborn.
The kid is adorable, so cute. She wouldn't let me hold him, she refuses. She says, 'No way, Anthony, I'm afraid you're gonna drop him.' I'm 32 years old. Like I'm some kind of idiot. Like I don't have a million other ways to hurt that baby.
I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win."
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
A Brother may not be a Friend, but a Friend will always be a Brother.
What greater gift than the love of a cat.
Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends.
I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.
A sister can be seen as someone who is both ourselves and very much not ourselves - a special kind of double.
You are too smart to worry and too cute to care.
My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.
One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house; The brain has corridors surpassing Material place.
The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.
You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.
Trust me, You can dance.
Ignore reality, there's nothing you can do about it.
Your True Nature Is Love. There's Nothing You Can Do About It.
Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
I'd much rather be a woman than a man.
Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships.
Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it.
Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man's ingratitude.
The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms. . . and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.
Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion.
I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for awhile.
This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out.
A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking , they can make you laugh.
The heart can get really cold if all you've known is winter.
I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food, which they take for granted - but his or her entertainment value.