Life is short. Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly— Paulo Coelho
Wonderful Humorous Love quotations
Your mind will always believe everything you tell it. Feed it hope. Feed it truth. Feed it with love.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change.
Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
The secret to living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple and love without measure.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
Haters are just confused admirers because they can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you.
Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
It takes a moment to tell someone you love them, but it takes a lifetime to prove it.
I love songs about horses, railroads, land, Judgment Day, family, hard times, whiskey, courtship, marriage, adultery, separation, murder, war, prison, rambling, damnation, home, salvation, death, pride, humor, piety, rebellion, patriotism, larceny, determination, tragedy, rowdiness, heartbreak and love. And Mother. And God.
I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love and a little drunk.
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic.
If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
Your True Nature Is Love. There's Nothing You Can Do About It.
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
Sometimes the strongest people are the ones who love beyond all faults, cry behind closed doors and fight battles that nobody knows about.
Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
Detection is, or ought to be, an exact science, and should be treated in the same cold and unemotional manner. You have attempted to tinge it with romanticism, which produces much the same effect as if you worked a love-story or an elopement into the fifth proposition of Euclid.
I think that making love is the best form of exercise.
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.
In my family, there was not an abundance of wealth, but there was an abundance of love. So there was always humor, and there was joy and there was comfort and there was this environment just to have a good time.
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
A King only bows down to his Queen.
After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
To love a person is to see all of their magic, and to remind them of it when they have forgotten.
The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said;
after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
Two things you will never have to chase: true friends and true love.
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love
If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life.
What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life. And, most importantly, cookies.