I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. — Rita Rudner
Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away. — Billiam Coronel
Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, "Attack!" And he has one. All he does is piddle. He's nothing but a fur-covered kidney that barks. — Phyllis Diller
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor. — Margo Kaufman
A mutt is couture-it's the only one like it in the world, made especially for you. — Isaac Mizrahi
I don't like politics, hypocrites, folks with poodles. — Alan Jackson
The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man. — Robertson Davies
Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long. — H. L. Mencken
If one is a greyhound, why try to look like a Pekingese? — Edith Sitwell
When people ask me which is your favourite portrait, they expect it to be Diana, or someone famous. But the answer is my dog, Puffy. They think I mean Puff Daddy. No, it is the dog. — Patrick Demarchelier
There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans. — Angus Young
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's. — Mark Twain
A real dog, beloved and therefore pampered by his mistress, is a lamentable spectacle. He suffers from fatty degeneration of his moral being. — Agnes Repplier
I'd just like to say that I have a personal disgust for small dogs, like poodles. I have some serious physical problems with them. Everything about them means I must kill them. I must. — Axl Rose
When you walk through a bad neighborhood, you don't want a poodle by your side. You want a Rottweiler. — Gene Simmons
Short Poodle Quotes
A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog. — Charles Doran
My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip! — Craig Shoemaker
It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle. — Brad Garrett
No man can fully understand the meaning of love unless he’s owned by a dog. — Gene Hill
If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. — Edmund Wilson
...Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God. — Charles Kuralt
It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle. — Charles A. Murray
There's nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too. — Pablo Picasso
I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle. — Jennifer Lawrence
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. — Nora Ephron
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.
Pool Party Quotes
At a pool party, with everybody around, a guy and I had sex in the pool, but nobody knew it. — Krista Allen
Perfectionism may look good in his shiny shoes, but he’s a little bit of an asshole and no one invites him to their pool parties. — Ze Frank
The song 'Humiliation' is kind of about what if, outside of a dinner party or something, I was blown up by a drone missile, out by the pool. What an embarrassing way to go. — Matt Berninger
When adults come together to form an intimate relationship, each person releases into it unresolved issues from their trans-generational pool of unconscious fantasies. Partners are often chosen to actualize certain potentialities for each other, and the unborn baby becomes party to their drama. — Joan Raphael-Leff
If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I'd go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties. — Amy Poehler
One of the reasons why I had such a horrible draft is that I hosted an eight-hour pool party before the draft. and so I wasn't quite in my perfect drafting form. — Katie Aselton
As a child, I remember being in the pool at this pool party and having to get out of the pool to watch Nixon resign. My first idea of a president was of a guy who was a crook. — Kelly Reichardt
I am what they call a chubby-skinny guy. I appear to be normal and have the look of an in-shape man, but if we were to go to a pool party I would go with my shirt on. — Adam Pally
The new Squarepusher album as well, although it is proper headf*** industrial. Not one for a pool party in Ibiza! — Ralph Lawson
Poodle Dogs Quotes
A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such. — John Holmes
No one can fully understand the meaning of love unless he's owned a dog. A dog can show you more honest affection with a flick of his tail than a man can gather through a lifetime of handshakes. — Gene Hill
Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage. — Agnes Repplier
O, girls! set your affections on cats, poodles, parrots or lap-dogs; but let matrimony alone. It's the hardest way on earth to getting a living. — Fanny Fern
Dogs, the foremost snobs in creation, are quick to notice the difference between a well-clad and a disreputable stranger. — Albert Payson Terhune
I like extremely effeminate dogs like terriers or schnauzers. I make an exception for giant schnauzers and big poodles. Basically, I like dogs which can be dyed day-glo colours. — Jonathan Meades
When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget that they're not people. — Julia Glass
I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay! — Steven Wright
The old dog barks backward without getting up I can remember when he was a pup. — Robert Frost
Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie. — Rudyard Kipling
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage. — Agnes Repplier
India must remain neutral. The West colonized India, funded Pakistan, tried to stop Goa’s reclamation and Bangladesh’s independence, and sanctioned India for going nuclear to defend itself vs China. Everyone’s trading partner, but no one’s trained poodle. Colonialism is over. — Balaji Srinivasan
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...
...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle. — Dr. Seuss
I liked wearing the '50s wardrobe. It was hard in the beginning. The first shows I wore regular young girl dresses. Then a little later I got to wear the poodle skirts and such. — Erin Moran
The Park Avenue of poodles and polished brass; it is cab country, tip-town, glassville, a window-washer's paradise. — Gay Talese
Jessica Lange is a sweetheart, the nicest lady in the world. She has a Poodle named Jack. — Evan Peters
But loneliness is as delusive a belief in the pertinence of the world as is love: in choosing to feel lonely, as in choosing to love, one carves a space next to oneself to be filled by others - a friend, a lover, a toy poodle, a violinist on the radio. — Yiyun Li
I began by tinkering around with some old tunes I knew. Then, just to try something different, I set to putting some music to the rhythm that I used in jerking ice-cream sodas at the Poodle Dog. I fooled around with the tune more and more until at last, lo and behold, I had completed my first piece of finished music. — Duke Ellington
When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later. — Erma Bombeck
My advice to any diplomat who wants to have good press is to have two or three kids and a dog. — Carl T. Rowan
Be wary of passing the judgment: obscure. To find something obscure poses no difficult, elephants and poodles find many things obscure. — Georg C. Lichtenberg
They're not dogs [poodles], they're art. — Rachael Leigh Cook
I used to feel like I was a flea on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Now I feel I might be a small yapping poodle on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. — Phil Zimmermann
Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress. — Louis Sabin
God... sat down for a moment when the dog was finished in order to watch it... and to know that it was good, that nothing was lacking, that it could not have been made better. — Rainer Maria Rilke
Because I am about to be devoured by poodles," I quip. "Remember me always, my love. — Holly Black
[Italian men] are like show poodles. Sometimes they look so good I want to applaud. — Elizabeth Gilbert
Love, Arthur, is a poodle's chance of attaining the infinite, and personally I have my pride. — LouisFerdinand Celine
A man once told me that his dog was half pit bull and half Poodle. He claimed that it wasn't much good as a guard dog, but it was a vicious gossip. — Stanley Coren
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