When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated. — Sara Paretsky
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies. — Gene Hill
Smile. Have you ever noticed how easily puppies make human friends? Yet all they do is wag their tails and fall over. — Walter Inglis Anderson
Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away. — Billiam Coronel
The face of a golden retriever feels like home. — David Rosenfelt
I think every family should have a dog; it is like having a perpetual baby; it is the plaything and crony of the whole house. It keeps them all young. — John Brown
A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad. — Robert Wagner
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. — Orhan Pamuk
I didn't realize puppy mills were a problem until my wife, Bessy, and I got our first dog, Cannoli. — Joe Gatto
You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him. — W. Bruce Cameron
The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people. — Daniel Pinkwater
My two puppies don’t do linear algebra to learn how to catch a toy. — Jensen Huang
No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich. — Louis Sabin
...he will be our friend for always and always and always. — Rudyard Kipling
Puppy Image Quotes
I’m convinced that petting a puppy is good luck.
New Puppy Quotes
Sometimes you’re just the sweetest thing. Like Christmas, summer vacation, and a brand-new puppy rolled into one. — Haruki Murakami
I love pets and I love animals, and I just got a new puppy, a new rescue named Peanut. She's a tiny little Chihuahua mix. — Carrie Ann Inaba
I will be known forever as the Puppy who chased a cutpurse and caught fish garbage instead. My descendants will pretend I'm not in their bloodline. No – no one will want to make descendants with me. [from Beka Cooper's journal of her first day as a new Dog i.e. cop] — Tamora Pierce
It was as if the power and loneliness of the vampires' world had combined with the group oriented puppy-pile world of the shapeshifters and made something new. — Laurell K. Hamilton
I take the subway all the time here in New York. I love people watching and trying to figure out everybody's background, especially teenagers - they're so uninhibited when they display puppy love. I concoct stories in my mind: 'Are you guys like Romeo and Juliet?' — Sherri Shepherd
But with two boys and a new puppy, we don't get out much. We're usually home doing stuff together as a family, like watching 'Modern Family.' — Daniel Dae Kim
We have a new puppy and that's enough! Two babies and three dogs is enough. — Christine Taylor
Puppies are constantly inventing new ways to be bad. It's fascinating. You come into a room they've been in and see pieces of debris and try to figure out what you had that was made from wicker or what had been stuffed with fluff. — Julie Klam
You'll reach into your wallet to brandish a photograph of a new puppy, and a friend will say, 'Oh, no - not pictures. — Caroline Knapp
Happy Puppy Quotes
A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones. — Arthur Conan Doyle
In my case, I thoroughly enjoy running 100-odd miles a week. If I didn't I wouldn't do it. Who can define happiness? To some, happiness is a warm puppy or a glass of cold beer. To me, happiness is running in the hills with my mates around me. — Ron Clarke
Whence comes this idea that if what we are doing is fun, it can't be God's will? The God who made giraffes, a baby's fingernails, a puppy's tail, a crooknecked squash, the bobwhite's call, and a young girl's giggle, has a sense of humor. Make no mistake about that. — Catherine Marshall
We have lived through the era when happiness was a warm puppy, and the era when happiness was a dry martini, and now we have come to the era when happiness is 'knowing what your uterus looks like'. — Nora Ephron
The lower animals, like man, manifestly feel pleasure and pain, happiness and misery. Happiness is never better exhibited than by young animals, such as puppies, kittens, lambs, &c., when playing together, like our own children. — Charles Darwin
Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy. — Charles M. Schulz
People love a happy ending. So every episode, I will explain once again that I don't like people. And then Mal will shoot someone. Someone we like. And their puppy. — Joss Whedon
Happiness is warm puppy. In other words, happiness is the things around you. Just to see that puppy is to be happy. You don't have to do anything; you don't have to add anything. — Frederick Lenz
Who said you can not buy happiness, when you are thinking about puppies. — Gene Hill
You said you'd kiss me if I lost Tank." - - "You want me to kiss you?" Oh boy. "You were happy I'd lost your puppy?" He was looking like he was still thinking about smiling as he glanced down at Tank, tucked under his arm. "No. That would make me an asshole." Right. — Jill Shalvis
Dog Puppy Quotes
I was at home with my family and have a house full of puppies, and my cousin mentioned that with all the stories I have about my dogs, it might be a cool opportunity to make a memoir of sorts. — Joe Gatto
The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind — Theodorus Gaza
A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such. — John Holmes
When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it's hard to feel sad. — Kristan Higgins
I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs. — Barbara Woodhouse
In this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. — George Graham Vest
The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them. — Stanley Coren
When the Man waked up he said, 'What is Wild Dog doing here?' And the Woman said, 'His name is not Wild Dog any more, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always.' — Rudyard Kipling
If a picture wasn't going very well I'd put a puppy dog in it, always a mongrel, you know, never one of the full bred puppies. And then I'd put a bandage on its foot... I liked it when I did it, but now I'm sick of it. — Norman Rockwell
I would rather be beaten and be a man than to be elected and be a little puppy dog. I have always supported measures and principles and not men. I have acted fearless[ly] and independent and I never will regret my course. I would rather be politically buried than to be hypocritically immortalized. — Davy Crockett
Puppy Dog Quotes
Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished. — Dean Koontz
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor. — Margo Kaufman
They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation. — Jerome K. Jerome
No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has. — Will Rogers
If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog. — George Bernard Shaw
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk. — Orlando Aloysius Battista
If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. — Edmund Wilson
Kindness, it turns out, is hard - it starts out all rainbows and puppy dogs, and expands to include . . . well, EVERYTHING. — George Saunders
I would rather be beaten, and be a man, than to be elected and be a little puppy dog. — Davy Crockett
Puppy Love Quotes
Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day. — John Grogan
Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty. — Mignon McLaughlin
I'm a girl of extremes. When I love something, I'm like a puppy dog (without all the licking). When I'm cranky, I'm a wasp (like a whole hive of 'em). And when I'm angry, I'm a Mother Bear with a predator after her cubs: Dangerous. — James Patterson
A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense. — Agnes Repplier
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. — Nora Ephron
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies? — Charlie Pierce
That's what love is made of, snakes, snails, and puppy dog tails, sugar, spice, and everything nice. — Smokey Robinson
Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie. — Rudyard Kipling
We have fried catfish, country fried steak and cinnamon-roasted pork. We have collard greens, black-eyed peas, hush puppies, biscuits, sweet potato pie and lots of gravy. Most players love it, but we also have a baked catfish for players who are still looking to stay on the approved diet. — Mark Farner
Is puppy love the reason so many Americans are blind to the incompetence and waste of Republicans - who at a minimum are supposed to be good money managers - running Iraq reconstruction? — Margaret Carlson
Cute Puppy Quotes
Every dog has it's day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weakend. — June Carter Cash
If I programmed my own TV network, it would air good news! Just positive stories. Heroic stories. Cute puppy dogs doin' stuff. — Jennifer Aniston
When a puppy takes fifty catnaps in the course of the day, he cannot always be expected to sleep the night through. — Albert Payson Terhune
No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy. — Bernard Williams
Everything I know, I learned from dogs. — Nora Roberts
Being a parent is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy — Barbara Walters
When a really cute dog shows up on your doorstep, you can't be like, Yeah, no. You're like, Oh, yay, puppy! — Emmy Rossum
I would recommend to those persons who are inclined to stagnate, whose blood is beginning to thicken sluggishly in their veins, to try keeping four dogs, two of which are puppies. — Elizabeth von Arnim
Keep Hope alive, particularly if Hope is the name of a very cute puppy and not some ill-defined abstraction that is in fact code for big government. — Jonah Goldberg
People have been asking me if I was going to have kids, and I had puppies instead. — Kate Jackson
Puppies And Dogs Quotes
You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that! — Dave Barry
Elegy on the Death of a Mad Dog And in that town a dog was found, As many dogs there be, Both mongrel, puppy, whelp, and hound, And curs of low degree. — Oliver Goldsmith
Let's be perfectly clear, shall we. The fox is not a little orange puppy dog with doe eyes and a waggly tail. It's a disease-ridden wolf with the morals of a psychopath and the teeth of a great white shark. — Jeremy Clarkson
There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it. — Louis Sabin
Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress. — Louis Sabin
Dogs are how people would be if the important stuff is all that mattered to us. — Ashly Lorenzana
Rambunctious and delinquent dogs become angelic when sitting. — Ian Dunbar
I've been writing on my own. It's like Roger Miller used to say, every now and then, like a dog having puppies, you have to crawl under the house and do it yourself. — Travis Tritt
Children are for people who can't have dogs. — Jerry Smith
Puppies And Love Quotes
I love scripts about relationships, and I love to see puppy love evolving into this mature love and communication. — Joaquin Phoenix
Did you know that there are over three hundred words for love in canine? — Gabrielle Zevin
I guess from my perspective, puppy love is more of an emotional crush or a platonic affection. So my best advice would probably be to be the big dog. If you want something real and lasting, slow down and look more for grown-up love. — Nancy O'Dell
Of Ickworth's boys, their father's joys,
There is but one a bad one;
The tenth is he, the parson's fee,
And indeed he is a sad one.
No love of fame, no sense of shame,
And a bad heart, let me tell ye:
Without, all brass; within, all ass,
And the puppy's name is Felly. — Horace Walpole
[My] Books are like puppies and children: you love each one for different reasons. I don't actually have a favorite because, if I were honest, I'm always more excited about what is coming. — Nikki Giovanni
I can't pass a puppy, a kid or a baby without stopping. It's really annoying to every boyfriend I've ever head. My mother will roll her eyes and go, "God, really?!" But, I find children funny and great, and I love them. — Minnie Driver
There's no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully. — Spencer Pratt
The thing about love is that we can't control whether we get it, but we can control whether we give it. And each feels as good as the other. Your heart doesn't know if it's loving a man, a book, or a puppy. If your heart were that smart, it would be your brain. — Lisa Scottoline
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage. — Agnes Repplier
She had always wanted a brother. And she had one now. Sebastian. It was like always wanting a puppy and being a hellhound instead. — Cassandra Clare
Michael Jackson plays the wounded puppy very well. 'I must be the loneliest man in the world'. Well, you're not a man. And the loneliness is self inflicted, so sod off you pathetic puerile pimp. I wonder what color his willy is. — John Lydon
Kids are without a doubt the most suspicious diners in the world. They will eat mud (raw or baked) rocks, paste, crayons, ball-point pens, moving goldfish, cigarette butts, and cat food. Try to coax a little beef stew into their mouths and they look at you like a puppy when you stand over him with the Sunday paper rolled up. — Erma Bombeck
I just read a book on how to get control of my time and therefore of my life. My time has always had a tendency to slip away from me and do as it pleases. My life follows it, like a puppy after an untrained bird dog. Come night, my life shows up, usually covered with mud and full of stickers, exhausted but grinning happily. My time never returns. — Patrick F. McManus
What's the difference between a three-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In six weeks, the puppy stops whining. — Mike Ditka
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