Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies. — Gene Hill
I love both puppies and kitties. I could just scrunch up their little faces! — Jeff Goldblum
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. — Bernard Williams
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. — Ambrose Bierce
I think every family should have a dog; it is like having a perpetual baby; it is the plaything and crony of the whole house. It keeps them all young. — John Brown
There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around. — Dick Dale
The fidelity of a dog is a precious gift. — Konrad Lorenz
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. — Quentin Tarantino
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor. — Margo Kaufman
Puppy Dog Image Quotes
The lion doesn't turn around when the small dog barks.
Puppies And Dogs Quotes
A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones. — Arthur Conan Doyle
I was at home with my family and have a house full of puppies, and my cousin mentioned that with all the stories I have about my dogs, it might be a cool opportunity to make a memoir of sorts. — Joe Gatto
You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks.
The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind — Theodorus Gaza
A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad. — Robert Wagner
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. — Orhan Pamuk
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs.
I didn't realize puppy mills were a problem until my wife, Bessy, and I got our first dog, Cannoli. — Joe Gatto
A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such. — John Holmes
The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people. — Daniel Pinkwater
When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it's hard to feel sad. — Kristan Higgins
Puppy Quotes
She had always wanted a brother. And she had one now. Sebastian. It was like always wanting a puppy and being a hellhound instead. — Cassandra Clare
Michael Jackson plays the wounded puppy very well. 'I must be the loneliest man in the world'. Well, you're not a man. And the loneliness is self inflicted, so sod off you pathetic puerile pimp. I wonder what color his willy is. — John Lydon
You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him. — W. Bruce Cameron
If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t, either.
My two puppies don’t do linear algebra to learn how to catch a toy. — Jensen Huang
I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs. — Barbara Woodhouse
In this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. — George Graham Vest
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
Sometimes you’re just the sweetest thing. Like Christmas, summer vacation, and a brand-new puppy rolled into one. — Haruki Murakami
The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them. — Stanley Coren
No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich. — Louis Sabin
Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day. — John Grogan
Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty. — Mignon McLaughlin
I love pets and I love animals, and I just got a new puppy, a new rescue named Peanut. She's a tiny little Chihuahua mix. — Carrie Ann Inaba
Be the person your dog thinks you are.
I'm a girl of extremes. When I love something, I'm like a puppy dog (without all the licking). When I'm cranky, I'm a wasp (like a whole hive of 'em). And when I'm angry, I'm a Mother Bear with a predator after her cubs: Dangerous. — James Patterson
A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense. — Agnes Repplier
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. — Nora Ephron
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies? — Charlie Pierce
That's what love is made of, snakes, snails, and puppy dog tails, sugar, spice, and everything nice. — Smokey Robinson
Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie. — Rudyard Kipling
We have fried catfish, country fried steak and cinnamon-roasted pork. We have collard greens, black-eyed peas, hush puppies, biscuits, sweet potato pie and lots of gravy. Most players love it, but we also have a baked catfish for players who are still looking to stay on the approved diet. — Mark Farner
Cute Puppy Quotes
When the Man waked up he said, 'What is Wild Dog doing here?' And the Woman said, 'His name is not Wild Dog any more, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always.' — Rudyard Kipling
...he will be our friend for always and always and always. — Rudyard Kipling
Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished. — Dean Koontz
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog. — George Bernard Shaw
Every dog has it's day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weakend. — June Carter Cash
A dog is the only creature on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
If I programmed my own TV network, it would air good news! Just positive stories. Heroic stories. Cute puppy dogs doin' stuff. — Jennifer Aniston
When a puppy takes fifty catnaps in the course of the day, he cannot always be expected to sleep the night through. — Albert Payson Terhune
No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy. — Bernard Williams
Everything I know, I learned from dogs. — Nora Roberts
Puppies And Love Quotes
Is puppy love the reason so many Americans are blind to the incompetence and waste of Republicans - who at a minimum are supposed to be good money managers - running Iraq reconstruction? — Margaret Carlson
Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress. — Louis Sabin
Dogs are how people would be if the important stuff is all that mattered to us. — Ashly Lorenzana
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Being a parent is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy — Barbara Walters
I love scripts about relationships, and I love to see puppy love evolving into this mature love and communication. — Joaquin Phoenix
Children are for people who can't have dogs. — Jerry Smith
Don't you see that the lion is silent and yet feared, while the dog barks constantly and is despised?
People have been asking me if I was going to have kids, and I had puppies instead. — Kate Jackson
Did you know that there are over three hundred words for love in canine? — Gabrielle Zevin
I take the subway all the time here in New York. I love people watching and trying to figure out everybody's background, especially teenagers - they're so uninhibited when they display puppy love. I concoct stories in my mind: 'Are you guys like Romeo and Juliet?' — Sherri Shepherd
People love a happy ending. So every episode, I will explain once again that I don't like people. And then Mal will shoot someone. Someone we like. And their puppy. — Joss Whedon
Pet Dog Quotes
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. — Sigmund Freud
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. — Marie Corelli
Just thinking that my dog loves me more than I love him, I feel shame. — Konrad Lorenz
To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow, I never saw anyone carrying a dog, or leading a dog. Err I finally saw a, a pet some years later in Kiev, so I thought that life must have been, different. — Ralph Boston
This dog. Is possibly the dumbest dog in the world. I’ve had him for 2 years since today He’s been my boo ever since. — PewDiePie
All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog. — Charles M. Schulz
If you have a dog, you will most likely outlive it; to get a dog is to open yourself to profound joy and, prospectively, to equally profound sadness. — Marjorie Garber
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun. — Groucho Marx
I was never one of those girls who dreamt of Prince Charming. To piss off my mom, I would say, 'I'm never having kids and I'm going to be a fabulously rich old maid with cute butlers and dogs.' — Jessica Biel
From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog. — Mabel Robinson
I had a dog I raised for many years. He was a Pekingese with big eyes and a flat face, very cute. — Stephen Chow
Thou call'st me dog before thou hadst a cause, But since I am a dog, beware my fangs. — William Shakespeare
When a really cute dog shows up on your doorstep, you can't be like, Yeah, no. You're like, Oh, yay, puppy! — Emmy Rossum
I would recommend to those persons who are inclined to stagnate, whose blood is beginning to thicken sluggishly in their veins, to try keeping four dogs, two of which are puppies. — Elizabeth von Arnim
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage. — Agnes Repplier
If a picture wasn't going very well I'd put a puppy dog in it, always a mongrel, you know, never one of the full bred puppies. And then I'd put a bandage on its foot... I liked it when I did it, but now I'm sick of it. — Norman Rockwell
I would rather be beaten and be a man than to be elected and be a little puppy dog. I have always supported measures and principles and not men. I have acted fearless[ly] and independent and I never will regret my course. I would rather be politically buried than to be hypocritically immortalized. — Davy Crockett
They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation. — Jerome K. Jerome
I just read a book on how to get control of my time and therefore of my life. My time has always had a tendency to slip away from me and do as it pleases. My life follows it, like a puppy after an untrained bird dog. Come night, my life shows up, usually covered with mud and full of stickers, exhausted but grinning happily. My time never returns. — Patrick F. McManus
No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has. — Will Rogers
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk. — Orlando Aloysius Battista
If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. — Edmund Wilson
Kindness, it turns out, is hard - it starts out all rainbows and puppy dogs, and expands to include . . . well, EVERYTHING. — George Saunders
I would rather be beaten, and be a man, than to be elected and be a little puppy dog. — Davy Crockett
A dog does not live as long as a man and this natural law is the fount of many tears. If boy and puppy might grow to manhood and doghood together, and together grow old, and so in due course die, full many a heartache might be avoided. But the world is not so ordered, and dogs will die and men will weep for them so long as there are dogs and men. — Ben Ames Williams
You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that! — Dave Barry
Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. — Holbrook Jackson
A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates. — Josh Billings
Elegy on the Death of a Mad Dog And in that town a dog was found, As many dogs there be, Both mongrel, puppy, whelp, and hound, And curs of low degree. — Oliver Goldsmith
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