Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
— Victor Borge

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now santa Claus is missing.
Steven Wright santa quote

Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.
— H. L. Mencken

Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man.
— Patti Smith

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
— santa quotation by Shirley Temple Black