Turkey, unlike chicken, has very elegant characteristics. It has more of a cache than chicken. Turkey is a delicacy, so it should be presented in such a way.
— Todd English

A journey of four hundred and thirty miles can be made in any part of the United States, but in turkey it takes as many days.
Ellsworth Huntington turkey quote

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.
— George Carlin

The secularists in Turkey haven't underestimated religion, they just made the mistake of believing they could control it with the power of the army alone.
— Orhan Pamuk

A turkey is more occult and awful than all the angels and archangels. In so far as God has partly revealed to us an angelic world, he has partly told us what an angel means. But God has never told us what a turkey means. And if you go and stare at a live turkey for an hour or two, you will find by the end of it that the enigma has rather increased than diminished.
— G. K. Chesterton