A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you. — Margaret Atwood
Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce. — Jennifer Weiner
Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out. — Rich Vos
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
You never really know a man until you have divorced him. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
I used to think that divorce meant failure, but now I see it more as a step along the path of self-realization and growth. — Alana Stewart
Short Being Divorced Quotes
There is no loneliness like that of a failed marriage. — Alexander Theroux
Each divorce is the death of a small civilization. — Pat Conroy
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. — Oliver Herford
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. — Robin Williams
Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in. — Phyllis Diller
A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death. — Steve Aylett
I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life. — Richard Crashaw
To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while. — James Caan
When there are kids involved, there's no such thing as divorce. — Carl Whitaker
Being Divorced Image Quotes
Divorce Day Quotes
When people find out how strong and powerful love is, then this world will be a better place. I want to see this happen one day. — Amanda Nunes
The day you marry your dreams is the day you divorce your nightmares. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Either the day must come when joy prevails and all the makers of misery are no longer able to infect it, or else, for ever and ever, the makers of misery can destroy in others the happiness they reject for themselves. — C. S. Lewis
It might hurt now but one day you’ll look back and realize that it changed your life for the better. — Russell Brunson
In those days, young stars, male and female, were all virgins until married, and if divorced, they returned magically to that condition. — Shelley Winters
You can fire your secretary, divorce your spouse, abandon your children. But they remain your co-authors forever. — Ellen Goodman
Divorce is fairly common these days, and I think many times people disregard the emotional impact that divorce has on a couple and a family, because it happens so frequently. — Steve Carell
The day I initiated divorce proceedings against Michael Farmer, I was ready to retire to a desert cave and rethink my life. — Gloria Swanson
There is no other day. All days are present now. This moment contains all moments. — C. S. Lewis
The day you wind up single through divorce or separation is the day you get to test who you really are. — Ernie J Zelinski
Getting Through Divorce Quotes
Let me tell you clearly if you get a wife through the Facebook, you would lose her through the Youtube. — Enoch Adeboye
I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended. — Lenny Clarke
In the last few years, losing my father, going through a divorce and not getting some jobs I really wanted, is making me a much more interesting person, I think. This all really does feel like a rebirth, a new chapter. — John Stamos
I'm going through a divorce now. This is the second one, and like baseball, I'm not gonna get three strikes. I've been living by myself for five years and I'm very comfortable. I can play my guitar when I want to. — Buddy Guy
Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted. — Richard Wagner
I think most of us become nicer as we get older, less judgmental, less full of certitude; life tends to knock a few corners of us as we go through. Cancer, divorce, teenagers, and other plagues make us give up on expecting ourselves - or life - to be perfect, which is a real relief. — Molly Ivins
Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables. — Evan Esar
Everyone goes through all kinds of relationship situations. I'm lucky that I get to be on two comedy shows [during divorce]. — Fred Armisen
My parents, last time we went to Ikea, got into a huge fight, almost got divorced. My dad accidentally put his fist through the wood. I don't know what it was made of. Just going there it's like a maze. My mom makes me go. I get lost. It's very stressful. — Jedediah Bila
Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy. — Evan Esar
Stop Divorce Quotes
Stop searching for happiness in the same place you lost it. Change is not dismantling the old, it’s building the new. — Brianna Wiest
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage. — Will Rogers
Once you love something, you can never stop loving it. Even after a divorce, the heart will not stop loving. — Gregory David Roberts
Divorce has become so easy nowadays that women have stopped crying at weddings. — Evan Esar
Willie Nelson's the one who told me the reason it costs so much to get divorced is because it's worth it. — Merle Haggard
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
If it is right to be legally married, it is right to be legally divorced ... To be deprived of a Divorce is like being shut up in prison because someone attempted to kill you. It is just as honorable to get out of matrimonial trouble legally, as to be freed from any other wrong. — Mary Edwards Walker
You have to go into relationship not with what you can get out of it, but with what you can put into it. — Corey Wayne
If you are going out on a date with an expectation of having sex, go get a hooker. — Corey Wayne
Don’t get married to the idea of something having to be one way. — Hannah Bronfman
My career is not finished, I cannot say that now. There is work to be done. I hope to progress and get better, win a maximum number of titles. Right now, I am not where I want to be. — Paul Pogba
What we wait around a lifetime for with one person, we can find in a moment with someone else. — Stephanie Klein
Work hard do not sit back and expect a miracle – there are no “Get Rich Quick Methods” with God. — Folorunsho Alakija
Christians don't steal or lie, they don't get divorced or have abortions. If the Ten Commandments were followed by everyone we would be able to fire half the police force and in six months the prisons would be all half empty. — John Hagee
Going Through Divorce Quotes
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. — Tommy Manville
People that go through what I went through and people going through divorce, it's really a difficulty process; it's heartbreaking and it hurts really bad. It can really mess with your head. — David Arquette
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. — Groucho Marx
Love is sweet even when what you go through is bitter. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet. — Robin Williams
Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce? — Natasha Leggero
I tell you, if I'm going to go through a divorce, I would date again a younger man. Because I have so much energy, there's no way an older man can keep up with me. — Ivana Trump
For anyone going through a divorce or any other painful challenge, the first and most important recommendation I can make is to find some kind of spiritual and emotional support. — Alana Stewart
Maybe part of loving is learning to let go. — Fred Savage
I mean everyone is going to have an opinion. But the fact is, is many people have been critical or judgmental, which is almost a double whammy, as if the pain of going through a divorce is not enough, then to have what you want - embrace and support. — Paula White
Getting A Divorce Quotes
People do not get married planning to divorce. Divorce is the result of a lack of preparation for marriage and the failure to learn the skills of working together as teammates in an intimate relationship. — Gary Chapman
When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced very soon, because all love affairs end in disappointment. But marriage is a recognition of a spiritual identity. — Joseph Campbell
Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one. — Samuel Butler
Marriage is the hardest thing you will ever do. The secret is removing divorce as
an option. Anybody who gives themselves that option will get a divorce. — Will Smith
Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce. — Phyllis Diller
A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. It's got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you. — Jimmy Fallon
I had to learn - since I'm divorced now and everyone is like, 'Oh my God, you're single, what's going on?' - that if I don't like to spend time with myself, how can I ask someone else to enjoy spending time with me? I'm getting to learn how to enjoy my solitude and have a good time. — Gabrielle Union
I’m a woman. Every woman, I think, wants to get married and wants to have children. — Cardi B
The ceremony took six minutes. The marriage lasted about the same amount of time though we didn't get a divorce for almost a year. — Hedy Lamarr
I firmly believe in marriage. It's a real important decision that takes a lot of dedication and time. If you're thinking about divorce. You shouldn't get married. — Seth Green
I Am Divorced Quotes
Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg. — Myrna Loy
As I am going to be a father, I can no longer walk with a crest, nor with white hair. It will be a girl and when I see, you’re going to be scared. — Antoine Griezmann
Sure, I suffered a lot. But it's not like the end of the world and it's not who I am. I lead quite a pleasant life and I'm able to divorce a perceived reality from my actual experience of life. — Ben Affleck
A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short. — Mickey Rooney
I might be responsible for as many gay marriages as I am for heterosexual divorces. — Madonna Ciccone
I am what is known as a benched Catholic and disillusioned by the church doctrine. I believe in things the Catholic Church does not believe in: divorce being one, and a women's right to choose being another. — Kitty Kelley
A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100, 000 short. — Mickey Rooney
over and over again I am struck by the wordiness of modern poetry, as if language had replaced experience and must be more and more extreme, intricate and in a way divorced from life itself. It seems as if what we all need is a great purification - but how will that come about? — May Sarton
Gay unions, what is that about? I haven't been invited to any ceremonies, and I wouldn't go anyway. The idea that gay people have to mimic what obviously doesn't work for straight people any more... I think is a bit tragic. I am looking forward to gay divorces. — Boy George
What good am I? I can't have kids. I can't cook. I've been divorced three times. Who would want me? — Marilyn Monroe
After Divorce Quotes
Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you. Honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce. — Larry Gelbart
A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book. — Marvin Mitchelson
I believe in freedom for women to have equal rights - the right to work, the right to hold high positions, the right to take custody of their children after divorcing. — Farah Diba
Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones. — Joan Rivers
She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him. — Priscilla Presley
All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce, they kept the house. — Willie Pep
I was down after divorce - I was all the way down. And I just felt like, "God, I gotta turn this around. I can't go down like this. I have to know that this is happening for a reason." And I knew that I had to turn to music. — Gwen Stefani
The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce. — John Kenneth Galbraith
I find to my astonishment that an unhappy marriage goes on being unhappy when it is over. — Rebecca West
Life After Divorce Quotes
I lived a really wonderful life with this man and even after our divorce, it was incredible. — Priscilla Presley
I look back to when I got divorced in the late 1970s. When that happened, I was so broken up. After that, I decided to seek God for my life and my next marriage. — Ricky Skaggs
During the first 10 years of my life, while my parents were married, I enjoyed a privileged upbringing. After their divorce, my life was difficult. — Bianca Jagger
Love after divorce is all about showing and sharing with my son what is good and right in life! — David Gray
Going through a divorce after twenty-five years of marriage was the most difficult time for me. It was challenging to reorient my life from being centered around family, a family home, and a long-term relationship. — Tim Matheson
I got divorced, after having been married for almost eight years. That is a very life-altering experience. There's a period of time that you go through, where you're having to adjust to knowing yourself and knowing who you are from being a couple to being an individual again. — Jenna Fischer
Divorce Quotes
On the British Royal Divorce (Charles and Dianna). She is such a sad soul. It is good that it is over. Nobody was happy anyhow. I know I should preach family love and unity, but in their case. . . . — Mother Teresa
In every friendship hearts grow and entwine themselves together, so that the two hearts seem to make only one heart with only a common thought. That is why separation is so painful; it is not so much two hearts separating, but one being torn asunder. — Fulton J. Sheen
Your body is the ground and metaphor of your life, the expression of your existence. It is your Bible, your encyclopedia, your life story. Everything that happens to you is stored and reflected in your body. In the marriage of flesh and spirit divorce is impossible. — Gabrielle Roth
A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table. — Jean Kerr
We need to divorce ourselves from venture capital as an occupation and focus on using capital as a way to take really big bets on things that just seem totally audacious. — Chamath Palihapitiya
Knowledge which is divorced from justice, may be called cunning rather than wisdom. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
No soul that seriously and constantly desires joy will ever miss it. Those who seek find. To those who knock it is opened. — C. S. Lewis
Land and sea, weakness and decline are great separators, but death is the great divorcer for ever. — John Keats
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. — Axl Rose
One of the biggest issues that we face is that we have people who have their own particular concerns, whether it's on abortion, birth control, divorce and remarriage, civil rights or social justice. — William P. Leahy
Dante can be understood only within the context of Italian thought, and Faust would be unthinkable if divorced from its German background; but both are part of our common cultural heritage. — Gustav Stresemann
I wanted to be an independent woman, a woman who could pay for her bills, a woman who could run her own life – and I became that woman. — Diane Von Furstenberg
If you buy a car with money you didn’t earn lawfully, you’ll be riding in a moving coffin. — Enoch Adeboye
When people divorce, it's always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even worse. — Monica Bellucci
The life you want, the marriage you want, the family you want… Is all going to be fueled by the business you build. — Russell Brunson
That’s why I be so careful with my money and always try to invest. I see people who have it all and then lose it. — Cardi B
Marriage is a very sacred institution and should not be degraded by allowing every other type of relationship to be made equivalent to it. — Benjamin Carson
I’d rather have money and be broken-hearted than be broke and broken-hearted. — Cardi B
One of Satan's greatest tools is pride: to cause a man or a woman to center so much attention on self that he or she becomes insensitive to his Creator or fellow beings. It is a cause for discontent, divorce, teenage rebellion, family indebtedness, and most other problems we face. — Ezra Taft Benson
Chasing a dream isn’t a right, it’s a privilege – and it’s more likely than not that, at first, it won’t be financially sustainable on its own. — Alexi Pappas
Make more than the guys you thought you wanted to be with. — Cardi B
Nonviolence and legal action must be twin weapons– either one being used when it seems to be most applicable, with each bolstering the other. — James L. Farmer, Jr.
I believe Andy was meant to die because he was too good I'm almost happy it ended the way it did because I've learned so many lessons from him. It would have been tragic if we got into fights and then divorced [If he had lived], I would be a fat housewife with three kids in Sands Point, Long Island. — Rachel Uchitel
Know your weaknesses in your business and in life and start fortifying against them. Be prepared and protect yourself. — Russell Brunson
The divorce between Church and State ought to be absolute. It ought to be so absolute that no Church property anywhere, in any state or in the nation, should be exempt from equal taxation; for if you exempt the property of any church organization, to that extent you impose a tax upon the whole community. — James A. Garfield
Children that are raised in a home with a married mother and father consistently do better in every measure of well-being than their peers who come from divorced or step-parent, single-parent, cohabiting homes. — Todd Tiahrt
How can two living entities possessing intelligence and judgement ever be tied together for a lifetime? — R.K. Narayan
Many divorced or widowed people do with their singleness what they should have done before they married for the first time: live alone, find their own rhythms, date a variety of people, go into therapy, develop new friends and interests, learn how to live with and care for themselves. — Harville Hendrix
The divorce rate would be lower if instead of marrying for better or worse
people would marry for good. — Ruby Dee
Community is and must be inclusive. The great enemy of community is exclusivity. Groups that exclude others because they are poor or doubters or divorced or sinners or of some different race or nationality are not communities; they are cliques--actually defensive bastions against community. — M. Scott Peck
My parents were divorced by the time I was even conscious - like I don't remember them ever being together. — J. Cole
No one justifies lying, cheating, betraying, promise breaking, devastating and harming strangers. But we expect and we tolerate doing this to the one person in the world we promised most seriously to be faithful to forever: we justify divorce. — Peter Kreeft
No method of procedure has ever been devised by which liberty could be divorced from local self-government. No plan of centralization has ever been adopted which did not result in bureaucracy, tyranny, inflexibility, reaction, and decline. — Calvin Coolidge
Correlations are not explanations and besides, they can be as spurious as the high correlation in Finland between foxes killed and divorces. — Gunnar Myrdal
Philosophy must never be divorced from action. Unless it is put into practice, philosophy is nothing more than an intellectual game. — Josei Toda
Don’t be pressured into making any decisions or signing any documents you’re unsure about. — Cliff Lerner
Don’t marry a girl who cannot cook, she needs to know how to do chores and cook because you cannot afford to be eating out all the time. — Enoch Adeboye
It is not wise, or even possible, to divorce private behavior from public leadership.... By its very nature, true leadership carries with it the burden of being an example. — Gordon B. Hinckley
All the reputedly powerful reactionaries are merely paper tigers. The reason is that they are divorced from the people. Look! Was not Hitler a paper tiger? Was Hitler not overthrown? U.S. imperialism has not yet been overthrown and it has the atomic bomb. I believe it also will be overthrown. It, too, is a paper tiger. — Mao Zedong
A sum can be put right: but only by going back till you find the error and working it afresh from that point, never by simply going on. — C. S. Lewis
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