If you lose count of how many cookies you ate, the calorie intake ceases to exist. True story.— Frank Iero
Delicious Cookie quotations
Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
I look out the window and I see the lights and the skyline and the people on the street rushing around looking for action, love, and the world's greatest chocolate chip cookie, and my heart does a little dance.
He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
What makes you different or weird, that's your strength.
Nothing is more effective than sincere, accurate praise, and nothing is more lame than a cookie-cutter compliment.
Number one, I absolutely love making chocolate chip cookies.
I mean, it's fun. It's exciting. Beyond the fact that I love making them, I love eating them.
Taking pictures is like tiptoeing into the kitchen late at night and stealing Oreo cookies.
I love chocolate chip cookies - really anything with chocolate will do!
I want a girl who looks good when she wakes up in the morning.
We could take her face and dip it in dough and she'll make some nice-face cookies. Some girls wake up, man, you could put their face in dough and you'll get a gorilla cookie, for real!
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.
If bitterness wants to get into the act, I offer it a cookie or a gumdrop.
You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can't be miserable while you are eating a cookie.
Happiness is baking cookies. Happiness is giving them away. And serving them, and eating them, talking about them, reading and writing about them, thinking about them, and sharing them with you.
I got one entire song from fortune cookies (Land of Sunshine).
On another one, I took words from different Frank Sinatra songs and pasted them together. Another one, I was just driving around and there was a piece of paper on the ground, so I stole it.
People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.'
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
I can't convince you to put the drink down if you're an alcoholic, you have to want to do that. I can't convince you to stop eating the cookies when you're a diabetic. You have to do that. And that takes responsibility.
In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.
Purpose, pattern, and people, the three P's at the heart of life.
If we followed our own advice, we'd be successful.
Ads are baked into content like chocolate chips into a cookie.
Except, it’s actually more like raisins into a cookie - because nobody f---ing wants them there.
Nothing is more effective than sincere, accurate praise.
What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life. And, most importantly, cookies.
A balanced diet is a cookie in both hands.
I got a fortune cookie that said, "To remember is to understand.
" I have never forgotten it. A good judge remembers what it was like to be a lawyer. A good editor remembers being a writer. A good parent remembers what it was like to be a child.
Peace means no one is worried about anyone else's cookie.
..in this moment we are all quietly content with the cookies we have.
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
The hardest thing in this world, is to live in it.
I've never felt like I was in the cookie business.
I've always been in a feel good feeling business. My job is to sell joy. My job is to sell happiness. My job is to sell an experience.
I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies.
The cookie is the critical part. It's a word I created for sex and you've got to give a man all three things. If you miss one out, he is going to find it somewhere else.
If you hate the war, that’s fine. But you should still support the troops. They don’t get to pick where they’re deployed. They just gave the American people a blank check for anything up to and including the value of their lives, and the least everyone else can do is be thankful. Buy them dinner. Mow their yard. Bake them cookies.