40 Fortune Cookie Quotes

Following is our list of the most famous fortune cookie quotations and slogans. We've compiled this selection of inspirational fortune cookie quotes. Hopefully, these fortune cookie quotes will keep you motivated not only during hard times but to expand your fortune cookie knowledge!

More Fortune Cookie Quotes

He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at. — Epictetus

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. — Lao Tzu

I got one entire song from fortune cookies (Land of Sunshine). On another one, I took words from different Frank Sinatra songs and pasted them together. Another one, I was just driving around and there was a piece of paper on the ground, so I stole it. — Mike Patton

Purpose, pattern, and people, the three P's at the heart of life. — Charles Handy

If we followed our own advice, we'd be successful. — Fred Astaire

I got a fortune cookie that said, "To remember is to understand." I have never forgotten it. A good judge remembers what it was like to be a lawyer. A good editor remembers being a writer. A good parent remembers what it was like to be a child. — Anna Quindlen

Wealth can't buy heath, but heath can buy wealth. — Henry David Thoreau

Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies. — Edward Abbey

A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough. — Benjamin Franklin

Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder. — Robert Orben

God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do not use them in order to get a spiritual "fix" for the day. — Sinclair B. Ferguson

What you earn depends on what you learn. — William J. Clinton

Don't agonize, organize. — Florynce Kennedy

Life is a promise; fulfill it. — Mother Teresa

Success can corrupt; usefulness can only exalt. — Dimitris Mitropoulos

I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING a book...on my computer! — Meg Cabot

Fortune cookies are a good idea. If the message is positive, it can make your day a little better. — Yao Ming

Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner." — P. J. O'Rourke

Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it. — Hector Elizondo

The final act of business judgment is intuitive. — Alfred P. Sloan

It's better to have a bad plan then no plan at all. — Charles De Gaulle

At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion dollars.' — Conan O'Brien

Everything bows to success, even grammar. — Victor Hugo

According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated robot that scratches the exact part of my back where my hands can't reach, and it certainly wasn't free. — Josh Lieb

If we're talking about the science fiction or action genres, I've always tried when I could to do them in a way that's not just cookie-cutter - that they bring something fresh or original to it, have some kind of ideas to it. I've been fortunate, in some sense, to do those kinds of movies that are unique. — Keanu Reeves

Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you. — Mason Cooley

Outward success alienates a man from himself. — James T. Hill

I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive. — Thom Yorke

To me there’s no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They’re all equally valid or invalid, really. And equally helpful. — Woody Allen

Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks. — Rodney Dangerfield

Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie. — Dave Barry

Twitter... 140 character limit... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers. — E. A. Bucchianeri

Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice. — Mason Cooley

Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie. — Neal Boortz

Love of action is not industry. — Seneca

For children is there any happiness which is not also noise? — Frederick William Faber

Success is never final. — Winston Churchill

What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie? "Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life. — Veronica Roth

A foolish man thinks he knows everything. A wise man knows he doesn't," Finn replied absently, still looking down at the book. "That's such a fortune-cookie answer," I said with a laugh, and even he smirked at me. — Amanda Hocking

You're not very good at being contemplative," Milo said. "You always sound like some bad caricature of a philosopher, like those fortune cookies with 'Confucius say' or the Nietzsche guy from Mystery Men that's always saying 'when you walk on the ground, the ground walks on you. — Amanda Hocking

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