136 Toast Quotes to Inspire and Celebrate

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Famous Toast Quotes

It is impossible not to love someone who makes toast for you. — Nigel Slater

Inject a few raisins of conversation into the tasteless dough of existence. — O. Henry

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. — Wilkie Collins

Turn the cameltoe into casserole — 2 Chainz

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and thou. - Omar Khayyam

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and thou. — Omar Khayyam

Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine. — Charles Dickens

A loaf of bread, the Walrus said, Is what we chiefly need: Pepper and vinegar besides Are very good indeed-- Now if you're ready, Oysters, dear, We can begin to feed! — Lewis Carroll

Give me yesterday's bread, this day's flesh, and last year's cider — Benjamin Franklin

Waffles. Im craving waffles." Bex rolled onto her side. "Tell your waffles hi for me. — Ally Carter

I'm sautéing emcees with fried rice up in the wok without the MSG and chopped celery. — Redman

The handshake of the host affects the taste of the roast — Benjamin Franklin

A piece of bread in your pocket is better than a feather in your hat. — Swedish Proverbs

Bread is like dressed, hats and shoes -- in other words, essential! — Emily Post

My wrist deserve a shout out, 'I'm like what up wrist?' My stove deserve a shout out, 'I'm like what up stove?' — 2 Chainz

So munch on, crunch on, take your nuncheon, Breakfast, supper, dinner, luncheon! — Robert Browning

Short Toast Quotes

  • Few people arise in the morning as hungry for God as they are for cornflakes or toast and eggs. — Dallas Willard
  • Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine. — Karl Marx
  • We are each other's harvest; we are each other's business; we are each other's magnitude and bond. — Gwendolyn Brooks
  • Where there’s smoke, there’s toast. — American Proverbs
  • May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you and heaven accept you — Drake
  • I was the toast of two continents: Greenland and Australia. — Dorothy Parker
  • I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always — Red Skelton
  • Fill your horns right to the bottom so you can enjoy the last mouthful. — Mary Berry
  • A hard core life I toast to ex flaw, therefore I live raw and went to war wit the law. — Big L
  • In Ireland the inevitable never happens and the unexpected constantly occurs. — John Pentland Mahaffy

Toast Image Quotes

Good Toast Quotes

Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives... and to the "good life", whatever it is and wherever it happens to be. — Hunter S. Thompson

We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground. — Mark Twain

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? — Cardinal Richelieu

I am certain that the good Lord never intended grapes to be made into grape jelly. — Fiorello H. La Guardia

This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste. — Ernest Hemingway

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. — Zig Ziglar

Marriage is like a golden ring in a chain, whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is eternity. — Kahlil Gibran

A bottle of good wine, like a good act, shines ever in the retrospect. — Robert Louis Stevenson

Let us resolve to do the best we can with what we've got. — William Feather

Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when toasted and taste good with ketchup. (Sebastian) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Drinking Toast Quotes

It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason — W. C. Fields

Here 's to the maiden of bashful fifteen; Here 's to the widow of fifty; Here 's to the flaunting, extravagant queen, And here 's to the housewife that 's thrifty! Let the toast pass; Drink to the lass; I 'll warrant she 'll prove an excuse for the glass. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet! — Groucho Marx

It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine. — Heraclitus

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. — Brendan Behan

Remember gentleman, it's not just France we're fighting for, it's Champagne! — Winston Churchill

Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. — C. E. M. Joad

Drinking wine was not a snobbism nor a sign of sophistication nor a cult; it was as natural as eating and to me as necessary. — Ernest Hemingway

Wine rejoices the heart of man and joy is the mother of all virtues. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. — Dave Barry

Wine Toast Quotes

God made only water, but man made wine. — Victor Hugo

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. — Tom Waits

Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death. — Dario Fo

What is man, when you come to think upon him, but a minutely set, ingenious machine for turning with infinite artfulness, the red wine of Shiraz into urine? — Isak Dinesen

A man cannot make him laugh - but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine. — William Shakespeare

May our house always be too small to hold all of our friends. — Myrtle Reed

I like best the wine drunk at the cost of others. — Diogenes

I am falser than vows made in wine. — William Shakespeare

The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars. — Benjamin Franklin

I say that is wine," Brett held up her glass. "We ought to toast something. 'Here's to royalty.'" "This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. you don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. you lose the taste." Brett's glass was empty. — Ernest Hemingway

Wedding Toast Quotes

We never live so intensely as when we love strongly. We never realize ourselves so vividly as when we are in full glow of love for others. — Walter Rauschenbusch

Night and day you are the one, Only you beneath the moon and under the sun. — Cole Porter

grow old with me. the best is yet to be. the last of life for which the first was made. — Robert Browning

Without love, the world itself would not survive. — Lope de Vega

Night and day, you are the one. — Cole Porter

There is no such cozy combination as man and wife. — Menander

A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended. — Evan Esar

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. — Helen Rowland

Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. — Frederick Buechner

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." — Brad Pitt

French Toast Quotes

I'm a breakfast type of guy. Don't get me wrong. I can cook, I'm kinda nice on the burner, but I enjoy making breakfast. I do it all... Scrambled eggs... French toast... Pancakes... Breakfast is my thing. — Ja Rule

The things that you did with parents, whether it was spending every Sunday morning with your dad and eating French toast and watching Popeye, or decorating the Christmas tree with our mother - these are memories that help you be happy. — Leonardo DiCaprio

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. — Steven Wright

I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, But I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast. — Mike D

I try not to have a lot of sugar in my system. If I have sugar for breakfast, whether that be fruit or some pancakes or French toast, they'll make sure all of the meals for the rest of the day have no sugar in them. I try to take the sugar out of my diet. — Dwight Howard

Mondays I sleep. I go in at ten, do my lift, watch the game from the day before. Tuesday is off, but I go in, lift, watch film. Then I have French toast with my sister. — Ndamukong Suh

Even if I'm gone all day, breakfast is the one meal I always cook for my kids. I make French toast, oatmeal, or an egg burrito. — Gabrielle Reece

I can make the best French toast. — Peter O'Toole

I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster. — Rodney Dangerfield

Dip a slice of bread in batter. That's September: yellow, gold, soft and sticky. Fry the bread. Now you have October: chewier, drier, streaked with browns. The day in question fell somewhere in the middle of the french toast process. — Tom Robbins

New Years Toast Quotes

Another fresh new year is here. Another year to live! To Banish worry, doubt and fear, to love and give — William Arthur Ward

May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past. — P.B. Kerr

Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year everybody. — Phyllis Mcginley

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool. — Farquhar McGillivray Knowles

Every time the ball drop on New Year's Eve, We toast to more money, we smoke to more cheese. — Prodigy

My New Year’s Eve Toast: to all the devils, lusts, passions, greeds, envies, loves, hates, strange desires, enemies ghostly and real, the army of memories, with which I do battle — may they never give me peace. (New Year's Eve, 1947) — Patricia Highsmith

Toastmaster Quotes

Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, 'Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.' — Robin Williams

A speech without a specific purpose is like a journey without a destination. - Ralph C. Smedley

A speech without a specific purpose is like a journey without a destination. — Ralph C. Smedley

A church is in a bad way when it banishes laughter from the sanctuary and leaves it to the cabaret, the nightclub and the toastmasters. — Helmut Thielicke

Faultfinding without suggestions for improvement is a waste of time. — Ralph C. Smedley

When they called my name, I had this feeling I could hear half of America going, 'Oh no. Come on... Her, again?' You know. But, whatever. — Meryl Streep

Toastmasters changed my life. They really did. Put me on the stage. I don’t know what I would have done without that positive boost. — Chris Matthews

They don't need a lawyer, they need a toastmaster. — Edward Bennett Williams

This moment is so much bigger than me. It's for every nameless, faceless woman of colour that now has a chance because this door tonight has been opened. — Halle Berry

The relationship of the toastmaster to the speaker should be the same as that of the fan to the fan dancer. It should call attention to the subject without making any particular effort to cover it. — Adlai Stevenson

The relationship of the toastmaster to speaker should be the same as that of the fan to the fan dancer. It should call attention to the subject without making any particular effort to cover it. — Adlai E. Stevenson

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More Toast Quotes

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? — Steven Wright

Beige is atmosphere. It's bisque, it's ivory, it's cream, it's stone, it's toast, it's cappuccino. It;s well, it's magic. — Albert Hadley

The bagel is a lonely roll to eat all by yourself because in order for the true taste to come out you need your family. One to cut the bagels, one to toast them, one to put on the cream cheese and the lox, one to put them on the table and one to supervise. — Gertrude Berg

Unless we take action on climate change, future generations will be roasted, toasted, fried and grilled. — Christine Lagarde

So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda. — John Steinbeck

You can microwave a Pop Tart. That just blew me away that you could do that. How long does it take to toast a Pop Tart? A minute and a half if you want it dark? People don't have that kind of time? Listen, if you need to zap-fry your Pop Tarts before you head out the door, you might want to loosen up your schedule. — Brian Regan

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. — Hubert H. Humphrey

The cup of tea on arrival at a country house is a thing which, as a rule, I particularly enjoy. I like the crackling logs, the shaded lights, the scent of buttered toast, the general atmosphere of leisured cosiness. — P. G. Wodehouse

Numbers have dehumanized us. Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000 American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting, we reach for the toast. Our morning rush through crowded streets is not to cry murder but to hit that trough before somebody else gobbles our share. — Dalton Trumbo

Every meal should end with something sweet. Maybe it's jelly on toast at breakfast, or a small piece of chocolate at dinner - but it always helps my brain bring a close to the meal. — Robert Irvine

Timeless and versatile, Toasted Almond is an organic shade that speaks to authenticity and all that is natural. — Leatrice Eiseman

My friend I wish health to you, I also wish wealth to you; I wish the best that life can give to you, And may dreams always come true to you. May fortune to kind to you, And happiness be true to you; And love be so sweet to you And life be long and good to you. And in this toast we give to you Our love we all give to you. — Willie Jolley

I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast. — Ethel Merman

I'll always be happy if they'd leave me alone in that delightful and unknown furthest corner, apart from struggles, putrefactions and nonsense; the ultimate corner of sugar and toast, where the mermaids catch the branches of the willows and the heart opens to a flute's sharpness. — Federico Garcia Lorca

I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear, I like my toast done on one side. And you can hear it in my accent when I talk, I'm an Englishman in New York. See me walking down Fifth Avenue, a walking cane here at my side. I take it everywhere I walk, I'm an Englishman in New York. I'm an alien I'm a legal alien, I'm an Englishman in New York. — Sting

Of course I don't want to go to a cocktail party...If I wanted to stand around with a load of people I don't know eating bits of cold toast I can get caught shoplifting and go to Holloway [women's prison]. — Victoria Wood

In Conclusion

Toast quotes can be found in literature, movies, or everyday conversations. They highlight the joy of starting the day with a warm slice of toast, spreading butter or jam on it, and savoring its crispy texture. Some quotes may also mention the importance of toast as a staple breakfast food or a quick snack. These quotes capture the essence of toast, making it relatable to a wide range of individuals who enjoy this timeless culinary delight.

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