quote by George Carlin

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

— George Carlin

Romantic Funny Face quotations

Funny face quote Fear has two meanings - Forget Everything And Run or Face Everything And Rise. T

Fear has two meanings - Forget Everything And Run or Face Everything And Rise. The choice is yours.

You should never tell someone they have a nice dimple, because maybe they were shot in the face with a BB gun.

If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

Funny face quote One of the most important decisions you'll ever face in life is choosing whether

One of the most important decisions you'll ever face in life is choosing whether to walk away or try harder.

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

Always walk towards open doors. And if they slam shut in your face, kick that sucker in and keep going.

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.

Funny face quote To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

I still get very excited when people say they fall in love.

It doesn’t matter how old you are, falling in love is a beautiful thing. And I still act like I did when I was a teenager. I get fluttery and tap dance around. I’m never afraid of making funny faces or being completely goofy.

& I'm all up all up all up in the bank with the funny face

The first time you face up to a googly you're going to be in trouble if you've never faced one before

Funny face quote Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.

I was three-quarters down the list of guys I would be facing in my first game when I realized I was looking at our own roster.

I've got nothing to do today but smile.

Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane

Funny face quote Beauty isn't about having a pretty face. It's about having a pretty mind, a pret

Beauty isn't about having a pretty face. It's about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart and a pretty soul.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;

they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.

Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon.

A happiness weapon. A Beauty Bomb. And every time a crisis developed, we would launch one. And people would smile and get a little funny look on their faces and cover the world with imagination.

Funny face quote I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

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In Paris, the greatest expression of personal satisfaction known to man is the smirk on the face of a male, highly pleased with himself as he leaves the boudoir of a lady.

Cricket is a most precarious profession;

it is called a team game but, in fact, no one is so lonely as a batsman facing a bowler supported by ten fieldsmen and observed by two umpires to ensure that his error does not go unpunished.

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces.

..I just know they're about to jab me with something.

Funny face quote All human unhappiness comes from not facing reality squarely, exactly as it is.

All human unhappiness comes from not facing reality squarely, exactly as it is.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!

When a piece gets difficult, make faces.

Funny face quote Anyone who knows me, should learn to know me again; for I am like the moon, you

Anyone who knows me, should learn to know me again; for I am like the moon, you will see me with a new face everyday.

When in doubt, make funny faces.

In spite of a heavy disguise, a few days' growth on my face, dark glasses, a beret and one of William's jackets that fitted me not at all, as I emerged from a hotel in Lecce, a young fisherman pointed me out to his friends and said "Lavrenche Olivaire." It was not all that amazing; if you're not known in Italy, you're not known anywhere.

When I was 14, I saw someone getting their face and wrists slashed with a knife in a pub in Catford. Nobody lifted a finger. That's when I realised that violence wasn't funny. At all.

Funny face quote A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.

A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.

When I got up I stuck to my plan - stumbling forward and getting hit in the face.

If only faces could talk.

What we want most is to be held...and told..that everything (everything is a funny thing, is baby milk and papa's eyes, is roaring logs on a cold morning, is hoot owls and the boy who makes you cry after school, is mama's long hair, is being afraid and twisted faces on the bedroom wall)...is going to be alright.

Funny face quote Anyone can run away, it's super easy. Facing problems and working through them,

Anyone can run away, it's super easy. Facing problems and working through them, that's what makes you strong.

In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes...you have to decide, immediately, you have to go "Ohmigod. Do I look at the most beautiful woman in the world or the craziest guy in the world?"

To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W.

Bush...I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now what, I'm a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough...Somebody shoot me in the face.

As she came closer to him she noticed that there was a clean fresh scent of heather and grass and leaves about him, almost as if he were made of them. She liked it very much and when she looked into his funny face with the red cheeks and round blue eyes she forgot that she had felt shy.

Funny face quote Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Try putting your iPhones down every once in a while and look at people's faces.

A friend may be waiting behind a stranger's face.

I have no illusions about my looks. I think my face is funny.

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces

Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there's something inherently funny about taking a pie in the face, under the right conditions.

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