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What are the best haircut quotes?

We've gathered this hand-picked list of quotes to show you what is haircut!

Whether a inspirational quote from your favorite celebrity P. G. Wodehouse, David James Elliott or an motivational message about giving it your best from a successful business person, we can all benefit from a famous haircut quote.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. — P. G. Wodehouse

I'm the star of the show. I should have a decent haircut. — David James Elliott

You're only has good as your last haircut. — Susan Lee

Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave — Samuel Hoffenstein

No matter what ailed you, you went to see the barber surgeon who wound up cupping you, bleeding you, purging you. And, oh yes, if you wanted, he would give you a haircut and pull your tooth while he was at it. — Abraham Verghese

The great challenge working on this show for me is wearing polyester all day long and having the worst haircut known to man at the top of my head and sitting under fluorescent lights. That is America, people. Polyester, bad haircuts, under fluorescent lights. — Rainn Wilson

I heard that people were really interested in the new haircut, which I think is so funny. Great haircut, I really like it. It goes great with the time period. And I was super, super, super-happy to have my bangs swept to the side rather than straight in front of me, which I dealt with for three seasons. I'm very, very much done with that. — Elizabeth Moss

Dorothy Hamill was my big idol as a kid. She'd won the Olympics in 1976. She was America's sweetheart with her personality, her talent, her haircut. — Kristi Yamaguchi