No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature. — A. A. Milne
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross. — Clint Eastwood
The VCR is to the American film producer, as the Boston Strangler is to the woman home alone. — Jack Valenti
Assassin?...that sounds so exotic...i was just a murderer — Richard Kuklinski
The Big L was cold crazy, A top-notch crook snatchin pocket books from old ladies — Big L
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti — Thomas Harris
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. — Woody Allen
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. — Anthony Hopkins
One murder makes a villain; millions, a hero. — Charlie Chaplin
He's a bootlegger....One time he killed a man who found out that he was nephew to Von Hindenburg and second cousin to the devil. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body. — Mark Forsyth
Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead? — Rob Zombie
The thief shouts to frighten the hell out of his victim — Greek Proverbs
Murderers are not monsters, they're men. And that's the most frightening thing about them. — Alice Sebold
I'm as wicked as Hitler's first born, cause of me, lot of old ladies purses gone. — Big Pun
I Am Jack's Quotes
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. I am Jack's Broken Heart. — Chuck Palahniuk
I am, as many people are, inspired by Jack Layton's legacy and the way that he approached politics. — Justin Trudeau
DCI Horner's advice to Jack Spratt: "Remember, m'boy," his old boss had said, eyes twinkling, "that if anyone tries to get the better of you, stand up straight and say to yourself in an imperious air, 'I am the new Mrs. de Winter now!' You'll find it works wonders. — Jasper Fforde
Instead of the cashier and ticket-ripper of the movie theater, the block chain consists of thousands of computers that can process digital tickets, money, and many other fiduciary objects in digital form. Think of thousands of robots wearing green eye shades, all checking each other's accounting. — Nick Szabo
There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper. — Camille Paglia
Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons
Peter Sutcliffe, the Yorkshire Ripper, distinctly heard the voice of Jesus telling him to kill women, and he was locked up for life. George W. Bush says that God told him to invade Iraq (a pity God didn't vouchsafe him a revelation that there were no weapons of mass destruction). — Sayings
Electing Sudan to the UN body mandated to promote and protect human rights worldwide is like putting Jack the Ripper in charge of a women's shelter. — Hillel Neuer
The public is entitled to know whether or not I am married to Jack The Ripper. — Geraldine Ferraro
Young adults that actually read are reading bodice rippers and best-sellers and me. And Horror. — Terry Pratchett
The IRA sending a message of sympathy to America is like Jack the Ripper giving us a lesson in the sanctity of human life. — Simon Heffer
What can you say of a leader who starts drinking as soon as he wakes up and doesn't stop until he goes to bed? You've no idea how painful it was to deal with Yahya Khan. He was really Jack the Ripper. — Zulfikar Ali Bhutto
I would stay at my grandma's house on my birthday every year and I remember she had a bookshelf of murder mystery books along with really frightening books, like one on Jack the Ripper. She also had a poster of a shark in the closet which also terrified me at the time. — Christopher Bollen
Jack Daniels Quotes
Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels. — Frank Sinatra
Rock and Roll's got to be like Jack Daniels. You've got to feel it burn. — Nikki Sixx
In true rock star fashiuon, I had insomina last night and I didn't sleep at all. So all I need is a bottle of Jack Daniels and some groupies, and I'll be just like David Lee Roth. — Chris Jericho
You know what my drink is? Jack Daniel's. Yes, that is a wild man drink. That should come with bail money, you know what I'm saying? Because on Jack, you don't know where you're going to end up, but you know when you get there, you won't be wearing any pants. — Dave Attell
I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels. — Darynda Jones
I've done kissing scenes with people who have been loaded. I'd think, 'Do you actually have to drink that Jack Daniels to kiss me?' — Molly Ringwald
The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby! — David Lee Roth
All he cares about is going out there with his Jack Daniels bottle. Nothing has changed. That's kind of sad. If David was doing better than he used to be, then that would be different. But it was a joke and he made it that way. — Sammy Hagar
The blues are just a heightened sense of awareness of life's ups and downs, and things that a guy sees after a couple hits of Jack Daniels. — Steven Tyler
I'm not a jack of all trades; I'm a master of many. I don't feel there is anything I can't do if I want to. — Evel Knievel
The jack-of-all-trades seldom is good at any. Concentrate all of your efforts on one definite chief aim. — Napoleon Hill
All trades, arts, and handiworks have gained by division of labor... Where the different kinds of work are not distinguished and divided, where everyone is a jack-of-all-trades, there manufactures remain still in the greatest barbarism. — Immanuel Kant
I think actors become jacks-of-all-trades and masters of none. — Josh Lucas
The trouble is that after nine years as a Jack of all trades and Master of the Dominican Order, I have no expertise on anything except airports and exotic foods. — Timothy Radcliffe
My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none. — Marcus Brigstocke
Well, I was sort of a jack-of-all-trades in show business for a long time. I was a singer and a dancer and then I got a job as an actor. — Christopher Walken
Expecting anybody else?" Shane asked Eve. "Your distant cousin Jack the Ripper dropping by too?" "Screw you, Collins. — Rachel Caine
I am obsessed with the whole Victoriana thing, the whole Jack the Ripper London era, the grayness of it, the haunted feeling of it, all ancient and bloody. — Florence Welch
There are no female geniuses because there are no female Jack-the-Rippers. — Camille Paglia
With James Reese’s vivid and chilling novel, readers will gain a whole new appreciation of two gothic landmarks, Dracula and Jack the Ripper. Not only does The Dracula Dossier grip us with its fast paced hunt for history’s most notorious killer, it also enchants us with sophisticated and lyrical recreations of its unique period and strong characters. A daring achievement. — Matthew Pearl
Serial or sex murder, like fetishism, is a perversion of male intelligence. It is a criminal abstraction, masculine in its deranged egotism and orderliness. It is the asocial equivalent of philosophy, mathematics, and music. There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper. — Camille Paglia
One of the tours we had scheduled - the gaslight tour of Jack the Ripper's haunts, and on Halloween, no less, was canceled at the last minute. I recommend making sure you know the numbers of your tours and destinations so you can confirm your schedule along the way. Also, though we laugh about it now, the Eiffel Tower was on strike so we couldn't go up! — Andrea Phillips
Some nutter's gone and pulled a Jack the Ripper. — Maureen Johnson
It was as if the news itself wanted to reassure me. Even Jack the Ripper himself had reappeared as part of the greeting committee. — Maureen Johnson
It was mild monsters like these that made Jack the Ripper go after young women, she decided: who could tolerate yielding the world to someone who behaved as if she had given birth to the very world herself? — Gregory Maguire
As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper. — Janet Evanovich
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