A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed. — Henry Beard
A good player who is a great putter is a match for any golfer. A great hitter who cannot putt is a match for no one. — Ben Sayers
It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg. — J. C. Snead
If ever I needed an eight foot putt, and everything I owned depended on it, I would want Arnold Palmer to putt for me. — Bobby Jones
Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money. — Lee Trevino
Half of golf is fun; the other half is putting. — Peter Dobereiner
Pawn endings are to Chess what putting is to golf — Cecil Purdy
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. — Dean Martin
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt. — Sam Snead
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. — Dean Martin
Never concede the putt that beats you. — Harry Vardon
Golf's three ugliest words: still your shot. — Dave Marr
The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. — Ernest Hemingway
Golf is like a chain. You always have to work on the weakest links. — George Archer
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end. — Chuck Hogan
Short Putter Quotes
I like efficient people. I'm pretty impatient, so I can't stand people who putter around. — Akira Toriyama
Happiness is a long walk with a putter. — Greg Norman
Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well. — Craig Stadler
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. — Sam Snead
The imagination needs moodling,--long, inefficient happy idling, dawdling and puttering. — Brenda Ueland
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. — Brian Weiss
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. — Tommy Bolt
The putter looks like a bunch of nuts and bolts welded together, but the ball goes in the hole. — Julius Boros
With ills unending strives the putter off. — Epictetus
I'm much better off the tee. I'm not a great putter. I do not have a good short game. — Molly Sims
Putter Image Quotes
Golf Putter Quotes
There's an old saying,'It's a poor craftsman who blames his tools.' It's usually the player who misses those three-footers, not the putter. — Kathy Whitworth
The fact is all golfers are equipment junkies and professional golfers are the worst of the lot. They'll do anything to find the perfect putter even though they'll insist no such instrument exists. — Dave Marr
It's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her. — Gary Player
I don't support the belly putter. I think it's bad for the game of golf. — Padraig Harrington
Such is putting! 2% technique, 98% inspiration or confidence or touch...the only thing great putters have in common is touch and that is the critical ingredient...none of them found it through mechanizing a stroke, nor do I believe they could maintain it that way. — Jack Nicklaus
I've not given up hope the belly-putter will be banned. The R and A and the USGA are looking at it right now. — Ernie Els
Actually I was more of a breaker than a thrower - most of them putters. I broke so many of those that I probably became the world's foremost authority on how to putt without a putter. — Tommy Bolt
A good putter is a match for anyone. A bad putter is a match for no one. — Harvey Penick
I call my putter 'Sweet Charity' because it covers such a multitude of sins from tee to green. — Gardner Dickinson
The less said about the putter the better. Here is an instrument of torture, designed by Tantalus and forged in the devil's own smithy. — Tony Lema
Harry Potter Quotes
Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light. — J. K. Rowling
We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are. — J. K. Rowling
We have to choose between what is right, and what is easy. — J. K. Rowling
Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf! — J. K. Rowling
Nothing like a nighttime stroll to give you ideas. — J. K. Rowling
Dobby is a free elf, and Dobby has come to save Harry Potter and his friends! — J. K. Rowling
Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something. — J. K. Rowling
Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward. — J. K. Rowling
You'd better hurry up, they'll be waiting for 'the Chosen Captain' — 'The Boy Who Scored'— whatever they call you these days. — J. K. Rowling
What’s comin’ will come, an’ we’ll meet it when it does. — J. K. Rowling
Golf Putting Quotes
Luck is predictable; the harder you work, the luckier you get. — Brian Tracy
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth. — Bernie Mac
The most important shot in golf is the next one. — Ben Hogan
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced. — Lee Trevino
Who can say I have a bad swing? The only thing that matters in golf is the score you put on the board. You don't have to look pretty out there, you have to win. Look at my record and tell me who has a better swing than mine. — Lee Trevino
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. — Pete Dye
The more I practice, the luckier I get. — Jerry Barber
The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it. — Bob Allen
I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt. — Chi Chi Rodriguez
I putter. I nurse old grudges. I fold origami while nursing old grudges. I think about the past. I wonder if there’s any grudges I should start. — Roz Chast
You politicians have got to look further ahead; you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ought to have a Driver. — Will Rogers
I had one job that was kind of cop-like. One summer I did security at a miniature golf course. Just standing out in the sun all day, Hey, hey, excuse me sir. Get your putter out of the whale's ass. Come on, this is a place of miniature business. This is not a playground even though it looks like a playground. — Dane Cook
The command has been to "go," but we have stayed - in body, gifts, prayer and influence. He has asked us to be witnesses unto the uttermost parts of the earth... but 99% of Christians have kept puttering around in the homeland. — Robbie Savage
A bad putter is like a bad apple in a barrel. First, it turns your chipping game sour. Then it begins to eat into your irons and finally it just cleans the head off your driver. — Sam Snead
Fight for us, O God, that we not drift numb and blind and foolish into vain and empty excitements. Life is too short, too precious, too painful to waste on worldly bubbles that burst. Heaven is too great, hell is too horrible, eternity is too long that we should putter around on the porch of eternity. — John Piper
If you are a bad putter, you will not make a putt. If you have a tendency to chili-dip wedges, you'll be chili-dipping them all over the place for sure. Whatever your weakness, it will come up in spades during the Ryder Cup. — Johnny Miller
Take it from me, whenever you see a bunch of buggers puttering around talking about truth and beauty and the best way of attacking Ethics, you can bet your sandals it's all because dozens of other poor buggers are doing all the real work around the place. — Terry Pratchett
The only club in the bag specifically designed to get the ball in the cup is the putter. Why not learn it first? — Jack Burke, Jr.
Owning your own home is America's unique recipe for avoiding revolution and promoting pseudo-equality at the same time. To keep citizens puttering in their yards instead of sputtering on the barricades, the government has gladly deprived itself of billions in tax revenues by letting home owners deduct mortgage interest payments. — Florence King
Now, in this town, you have to putter over a thing, even the slightest, a month. The powers that evolved the cabbage apple-pie in the morning, and executed it in the evening, are here unknown quantities. — Susan Hale
There are some movies I can watch over and over, never get sick of. I'll put one of those on and be puttering around the house. Then a certain scene will come on and I'll just have to go over and watch. — David Fincher
The Americans at heart are a pure and noble people; things to them are in black and white. It's either 'rawk' or it's not. We Brits putter around in the grey area. — David Bowie
When I'm on with my putting, I'm as good a putter as there is, probably. — Mike Weir
Being English definitely gave me some insight into these eccentric Brits puttering around Hollywood. — Sacha Gervasi
When I was playing in a junior tournament one time, I missed a short putt and threw my putter into the trees. I went on to win the tournament and later, instead of my dad congratulating me, he told me that if I ever threw a club again, I'd never play in another golf tournament. I haven't thrown a club since. — Arnold Palmer
You can't have problems with hand movement, if you're going to be a good putter. — Donald Trump
When a putter is waiting his turn to hole out a putt of one or two feet in length, on which the match hangs at the last hole, it is of vital importance that he think of nothing. At this supreme moment he ought to fill his mind with vacancy. He must not even allow himself the consolation of religion. — Charles Walter Simpson
Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream, to get in touch with yourself...To putter is to discover. — Alexandra Stoddard
I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel. — Drew Carey
I thinking gay and straight people use the same putters, it's not a matter of putters but a matter of hole selection. — Jon Stewart
I've learned from the past that it's important to recharge and get time in-between jobs, and if I can't get time in-between jobs then when I know I've got some time coming up at the end of a job, really try and take advantage of that. And do very mundane things at home and putter in the garden and spend time with family and make music and, you know, play with the dogs. Just get back to being me. — Guy Pearce
There aren't a lot of female story artists, and it's baffling to me. There are a lot of kids in school that are female and I wonder, 'Where did they all go?' People have brought it up, asking me, 'What did you do?' I don't really know. I puttered along, did my thing and gender has really never been an issue. — Jennifer Yuh Nelson
I felt very unstressed on my wedding day. I'm very grateful for that... spending the day on my own, being super quiet and happy and just puttering around doing my own thing. — Sonya Walger
I caddied for a guy who was a very good player, and he gave me a set of clubs, just a starter set: 5-iron, 7-iron, 9-iron, putter and driver. I just loved it. How I developed my swing was to just grab a club and start banging balls. — Fred Couples
I want an ending that’s satisfying. I’m more of a classical writer than a modernist one in that I want the ending to be coherent and feel like an ending. I don’t like when it just seems to putter out. I mean, life is chaotic enough. — Jeffrey Eugenides
I have always loved the gaps, the spaces between things, as much as the things. I love staring, pondering, mulling, puttering. I love the times when someone or something is late-there's that rich possibility of noticing more, in the meantimePoetry calls us to pause. There is so much we overlook, while the abundance around us continues to shimmer, on its own. — Naomi Shihab Nye
I started hitting the ball a lot better a few weeks ago, and just the putter wasn't working. And putting a new putter in the bag last week, it just helped. — Retief Goosen
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