139 Wise Guy Quotes

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Famous Wise Guy Quotes

A wise man will find us to be rogues by our faces. - Jonathan Swift

A wise man will find us to be rogues by our faces. — Jonathan Swift

Some folks are wise and some are otherwise. - Tobias Smollett

Some folks are wise and some are otherwise. — Tobias Smollett

Some folks are wise and some otherwise. — Josh Billings

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. — Bill Cosby

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. — Bill Cosby

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. - Albert Einstein

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. — Albert Einstein

A wise man's day is worth a fool's life. — Arabic Proverbs

A wise man turns chance into good fortune. — Thomas Fuller

A wise man speaks because he has something to say; a fool because he has to say something. — Plato

He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich. — Evelyn Waugh

The foolish sayings of a rich man pass for wise ones. — Proverbs

A wise man can play the part of a clown, but a clown can't play the part of a wise man. — Malcolm X

Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke. — Ambrose Bierce

Wit is educated insolence. - Aristotle

Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle

The good lawyer knows the law, the clever one knows the judge. — American Proverbs

Wise Man Quotes

The wise man doesn't give the right answers, he poses the right questions. - Claude Levi-Strauss

The wise man doesn't give the right answers, he poses the right questions. — Claude Levi-Strauss

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. — Helen Rowland

A wise man never knows all, only fools know everything. - African Proverbs

A wise man never knows all, only fools know everything. — African Proverbs

Wise guy quote Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you.
Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you.

A single conversation across the table with a wise man is better than ten years mere study of books. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer. — Bruce Lee

Illnesses do not come upon us out of the blue. They are developed from small daily sins against Nature. When enough sins have accumulated, illnesses will suddenly appear. — Hippocrates

A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows the public opinion. - Chinese Proverbs

A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows the public opinion. — Chinese Proverbs

Give the ones you love wings to fly, roots to come back and reasons to stay. — Dalai Lama

A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. - Proverbs

A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. — Proverbs

A wise quote can only change a wise man! Therefore, wise sayings are for the wise men, not for the fools! The sunflowers turn their face toward the Sun, the fools, toward the darkness! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Wise People Quotes

There comes a point when you either embrace who and what you are, or condemn yourself to be miserable all your days. Other people will try to make you miserable; don't help them by doing the job yourself. — Laurell K. Hamilton

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. — Ronald Reagan

Everyone makes mistakes. The wise are not people who never make mistakes, but those who forgive themselves and learn from their mistakes. — Ajahn Brahm

Wise guy quote Any fool can know. The point is to understand.
Any fool can know. The point is to understand.

It is wise to direct your anger towards problems - not people; to focus your energies on answers - not excuses. — William Arthur Ward

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. — Seneca The Elder

Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. — Bill Nye

Wise guy quote Be strong enough to stand alone, be yourself enough to stand apart, but be wise enough to stand toge
Be strong enough to stand alone, be yourself enough to stand apart, but be wise enough to stand together when the time comes.

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence. — Charles Bukowski

I see no hope for the future of our people if they are dependent on the frivolous youth of today, for certainly all youth are reckless beyond words. When I was a boy, we were taught to be discrete and respectful of elders, but the present youth are exceedingly wise and impatient of restraint. — Hesiod

When proven wrong, the wise man will correct himself and the ignorant will keep arguing. — Ali ibn Abi Talib

I believe that if people would learn to use LSD's vision-inducing capability more wisely, under suitable conditions, in medical practice and in conjunction with meditation, then in the future this problem child could become a wonderchild. — Albert Hofmann

Wise Person Quotes

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight... the truly wise person is colorblind. — Albert Schweitzer

To be free from bondage the wise person must practise discrimination between One-Self and the ego-self. By that alone you will become full of joy, recognising Self as Pure Being, Consciousness and Bliss. — Adi Shankara

The wise person has long ears and a short tongue. - Proverbs

The wise person has long ears and a short tongue. — Proverbs

Those who are right do not argue. Those who argue are not right. - Lao Tzu

Those who are right do not argue. Those who argue are not right. — Lao Tzu

If you are not in the process of becoming the person you want to be, you are automatically engaged in becoming the person you don't want to be. — Dale Carnegie

Anyone can find fault. It is the wise person who finds that which encourages another in the turmoils and strifes of the day. — Edgar Cayce

Wise guy quote Fools live to regret their words, the wise regret their silence.
Fools live to regret their words, the wise regret their silence.

It's said that a wise person learns from his mistakes. A wiser one learns from others' mistakes. But the wisest person of all learns from others's successes. — John C. Maxwell

If we grow wiser and more learned in our intercourse with wise and learned persons, how much more will we gain in our inner life by communing with God in prayer. — Huldrych Zwingli

One cannot choose wisely for a life unless he dares to listen to himself, his own self, at each moment of his life. — Abraham Maslow

The greatest gift you can ever give another person is your own happiness - Esther Hicks

The greatest gift you can ever give another person is your own happiness — Esther Hicks

Wisest Man Quotes

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.This was said by gene wilder ... what does it mean ? — Gene Wilder

There is a difference between happiness and wisdom: he that thinks himself the happiest man is really so; but he that thinks himself the wisest is generally the greatest fool. — Francis Bacon

A knife of the keenest steel requires the whetstone, and the wisest man needs advice. — Zoroaster

Wise guy quote A wise man never knows all, only fools know everything.
A wise man never knows all, only fools know everything.

I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing. — Socrates

I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing. — Plato

This is beyond understanding." said the king. "You are the wisest man alive. You know what is preparing. Why do you not make a plan to save yourself?" And Merlin said quietly, "Because I am wise. In the combat between wisdom and feeling, wisdom never wins. — John Steinbeck

Wise guy quote Fools take the knife and stab people in the back. The wise take a knife, cut the cord and free thems
Fools take the knife and stab people in the back. The wise take a knife, cut the cord and free themselves from the fools.

The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot. And although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it either. So what I’m left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I can’t quite remember. — George Carlin

When I look upon seamen, men of science and philosophers, man is the wisest of all beings; when I look upon priests and prophets nothing is as contemptible as man. — Diogenes

Not all men (and especially the wisest) share the opinion that it is bad for women to be educated. But it is very true that many foolish men have claimed this because it displeased them that women knew more than they did. — Christine de Pizan

A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

Wise Money Quotes

Does money upset the hearts of learned men? He answered, "men whose hearts are changed by money are not learned" — Al-Ghazali

Dont think money does everything or you are going to end up doing everything for money. — Voltaire

... a bad attitude, that the love of money is the root of all evil and the rich are evil and greedy and all that stuff. It’s basically socialism and communism. — Robert Kiyosaki

Wise guy quote Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

If you want to know what a man is really like, take notice of how he acts when he loses money. — Simone Weil

Money is power, freedom, a cushion, the root of all evil, the sum of blessings. — Carl Sandburg

A fool may earn money, but it takes a wise man to keep it. — Scottish Proverbs

Wise guy quote A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

Money cannot buy peace of mind. It cannot heal ruptured relationships, or build meaning into a life that has none. — Richard DeVos

With money in your pocket, you are wise, handsome and you sing well too. — Yiddish Proverbs

You have two choices: You can make a living, or you can design a life. - Jim Rohn

You have two choices: You can make a living, or you can design a life. — Jim Rohn

What the poor need is not charity but capital, not caseworkers but coworkers. And what the rich need is a wise, honorable and just way of divesting themselves of their overabundance. — Clarence Jordan

Words Of The Wise Quotes

There will always be rocks in the road ahead of us. They will be stumbling blocks or stepping stones; it all depends on how you use them. — Friedrich Nietzsche

When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. — Socrates

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. — Malcolm Muggeridge

A boat is safe in the harbor. But this is not the purpose of a boat. - Paulo Coelho

A boat is safe in the harbor. But this is not the purpose of a boat. — Paulo Coelho

You cried when He took away your drop of water, not knowing He'd saved for you, the sea. — Yasmin Mogahed

The ultimate goal of all goals is to be happy. If you want to be happy make someone else happy. — Deepak Chopra

Wise guy quote The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise man grows it under his feet.
The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise man grows it under his feet.

The whole point of taking pictures is so that you don't have to explain things with words. — Elliott Erwitt

The answer lies within ourselves. If we can't find peace and happiness there, it's not going to come from the outside. — Tenzin Palmo

You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too. — Prabhat Ranjan Sarkar

The less you try to impress, the more impressive you are. - Denis Waitley

The less you try to impress, the more impressive you are. — Denis Waitley

Very Wise Quotes

A very wise quote is a spectacular waterfall! When you see it, you feel its power! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Those who take the lead take it by doing three things. First, science to be able to manoeuvre; second, knowledge to be able to heavily invest in education; and third, a very wise leadership with a clear vision and a roadmap to the right direction. — Mohamed bin Zayed Al Nahyan

Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice? — Bette Midler

Wise guy quote The saddest thing for a girl to do is dumb herself down for a guy.
The saddest thing for a girl to do is dumb herself down for a guy.

Every wise workman takes his tools away from the work from time to time that they may be ground and sharpened; so does the only-wise Jehovah take his ministers oftentimes away into darkness and loneliness and trouble, that he may sharpen and prepare them for harder work in his service. — Robert Murray M'Cheyne

As Freud has shown, blunders are not the merest chance. They are the result of suppressed desires and conflicts. They are ripples on the surface of life, produced by unsuspected springs. And these may be very deep - as deep as the soul itself. The blunder may amount to the opening of a destiny. — Joseph Campbell

'How do you know so much about everything?' was asked of a very wise and intelligent man; and the answer was 'By never being afraid or ashamed to ask questions as to anything of which I was ignorant.' — John Abbott

Wise guy quote Only the guy who isn't rowing has time to rock the boat.
Only the guy who isn't rowing has time to rock the boat.

Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. — J. R. R. Tolkien

Good things aren't supposed to just fall into your lap. God is very generous, but He expects you to do your part first. — Audrey Hepburn

Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little. — Samuel Johnson

Faeries are not fantasy, but a connection to reality. Faeries are irrational, poetic, absurd, and very, very wise. Faeries say there is nonsense in dogma, and sense in nonsense. Faeries express themselves with high seriousness and low humour. Faeries are resistant to all definitions. — Brian Froud

Wise Wisdom Quotes

Wisdom is the right use of knowledge. To know is not to be wise. Many men know a great deal, and are all the greater fools for it. There is no fool so great a fool as a knowing fool. But to know how to use knowledge is to have wisdom. — Charles Spurgeon

Don’t depend too much on anyone in this world because even your own shadow leaves you when you are in darkness. — Ibn Taymiyyah

To admonish your brother in private is to advise him and improve him. But to admonish him publicly is to disgrace and shame him. — Al-Shafi‘i

We have a right to believe whatever we want, but not everything we believe is right. — Ravi Zacharias

Authority, power, and wealth do not change a man; they only reveal him — Ali ibn Abi Talib

The real work is in the Heart: Wake up your Heart! Because when the heart is completely awake, Then it needs no Friend. — Rabia Basri

Put aside your pride, Set down your arrogance, And remember your grave. — Ali ibn Abi Talib

A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows the public opinion. — Grantland Rice

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different. — C. S. Lewis

Only a fool learns from his own mistakes. The wise man learns from the mistakes of others. — Otto von Bismarck

Wise Age Quotes

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art. - Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Choose the fucks you give wisely. Because like a fine wine, our fucks must age into a fine vintage, only uncorked and given on the most special fucking occasion. — Mark Manson

Chiefs who no more in bloody fights engage, But wise through time, and narrative with age, In summer-days like grasshoppers rejoice - A bloodless race, that send a feeble voice. — Alexander Pope

No age is wanting in able men; it is the duty of wise masters to find them out, win them over, and get work done by means of them, without listening to the calumnies of selfish men against them. — Aurangzeb

Taking value from your vanity as you age is a losing battle. Your looks are a depreciating asset. Your mind is an appreciating asset. Invest your self-worth wisely. — Chris Williamson

For ages this idea has been proclaimed in the consummately wise teachings of religion, probably not alone as a means of insuring peace and harmony among men, but as a deeply founded truth. The Buddhist expresses it in one way, the Christian in another, but both say the same: We are all one. — Nikola Tesla

Health-wise, weight is just a minor component compared to the power of aging. — Valter Longo

I have reached a point in my life where I understand the pain and the challenges; and my attitude is one of standing up with open arms to meet them all. — Myrlie Evers-Williams

Age is no guarantee of maturity. — Lawana Blackwell

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quotations. — Benjamin Disraeli

Wise Man Once Said Quotes

Before becoming a Muslim, a Hindu, a Sikh or a Christian, let's become a Human first. — Unknown Author

If you do not take an interest in the affairs of your government, then you are doomed to live under the rule of fools. — Plato

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. The future depends on what we do in the present — Mahatma Gandhi

There is no possession more valuable than a good and faithful friend. - Socrates

There is no possession more valuable than a good and faithful friend. — Socrates

What we speak becomes the house we live in. - Hafez

What we speak becomes the house we live in. — Hafez

A moment of patience in a moment of anger prevents a thousand moments of regret. — Ali ibn Abi Talib

If I don't enjoy myself now, when shall I? - Omar Khayyam

If I don't enjoy myself now, when shall I? — Omar Khayyam

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. — Aristotle

Nothing exists; even if something exists, nothing can be known about it; and even if something can be known about it, knowledge about it can't be communicated to others. — Gorgias

Tagore once said - art has to be beautiful, but, before that, it has to be truthful. — Ritwik Ghatak

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More Wise Guy Quotes

Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party. — Joan Crawford

Hell was OK, until some wise guy went to heaven and came back — Buddhadasa

Our target market is recreational bettors, but that doesn't mean we expel the wise guys. A big bet for us is maybe $10,000. — Calvin Ayre

Why did the wise guys always accuse other people of being wise guys? — Robert Cormier

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. — William Arthur Ward

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy. — Grenville Kleiser

There's a certain type of character that you can't help but come in contact with growing up and living in Brooklyn and Long Island. A certain mixture of moxie, heart, and a wise guy sense of humor. — Steve Buscemi

When I first went to Vegas, there were just high-rollers and gamblers and the wise guys treated you great. — Don Rickles

In the 1950s and 1960s, the heroes were the long-term investors; today the heroes are the wise guys. — Michael Steinhardt

The Seeker, The Search, The Sacred by Guy Finley is a very wise book, filled with inspiration to help you dramatically improve your life. I highly recommend it. — Daniel Amen

Keep it up, wise guy. I'm always going to be taller than you once you're lying unconscious on the ground. — Jim Butcher

Nobody likes to see a stupid guy wise up. — Stephen King

Lefty A wise guy's always right even when he's wrong, he's right. — Donnie Brasco

Sometimes I'm under the impression some of the fights happen that they shouldn't happen because a guy's cheating. Also, I think when something like this happen they should have not only a suspension but also monetary wise enforce a penalty. Maybe take the purse of the fighter to the other fighter. — Georges St-Pierre

One of the reasons I always looked up to [George] Carlin is he looked like your grandfather but, acted like your best friend. Most of the adults in my world were adults and acted like adults and had job-type jobs and bills and pressures and stopped playing a long time ago. And George Carlin was a guy that the more he aged the younger he seemed. It was odd because he was still sagely and wise. But he was such a role model for me. — Kevin Smith

A grifter's got an irresistible urge to be the guy who's wise. There's nothin' to whipping a fool. Hell, fools are made to be whipped. But to take another pro. Even your partner, who knows you and has his eye on you. That's a score! No matter what happens. — Donald E. Westlake

I never mean to be disrespectful, and I don't mean to be a wise guy. — Charles Grodin

Wise guy, he not go against wind. In Chinese we say, Come from South, blow with wind -- poom! -- North will follow. Strongest wind cannot be seen. — Amy Tan

He's the one guy I can credit for making me think about marriage in a whole new light, because every guy I've had in my life has either lied or cheated me financially or business-wise, or taken advantaged of me. — Christina Aguilera

The difference between a 'wise guy' and a wise man is plenty! — Galen Starr Ross

Even a cursory reading of the book of Ecclesiastes shows that culture is a stationary bike that each generation climbs on in hopes of getting somewhere only to die and fall off so that the new young stud can take his turn peddling and, like a fool, make pronouncements about his progress. We would be wise to see postmodernity as simply the new guy on the old bike and not mistake cultural change for kingdom progress. — Mark Driscoll

CM has always stood for one thing: Chicago Made. Chick Magnet? That's preposterous. Girls don't like me. I was born and raised in Chicago. The city made me. Punk is just because I've always been a smart-mouthed, wise-ass punk. I still am. I was the guy, if a bunch of football players were messing with one of my friends, I'd walk over there and spit in their face. — CM Punk

I could hardly get a boy to look at me. All right, they'd look, they'd even take me out, but no one asked for a second date. I was too nasty, a real wise guy, and all the boys could tell what my rotten disposition was. Deep down, I wanted a commitment with a capital C. To get anywhere with me, a boy would have to sign his undying loyalty with his own blood. — Alice Hoffman

You can party, but I better not catch you drunk. (Wulf) (Chris rolled his eyes, then bent down to said to Cassandra’s stomach...) Be wise, little guy, stay in there where Lord King Neurotic can’t kill all your fun. (Chris) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

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