quote by Mark Twain

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.

— Mark Twain

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I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

I went jogging up on Mulholland. In the middle of my run I had some form of asthma attack and couldn't even walk. I couldn't get a ride one block to my house. I thought I was going to die.

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life.

I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Laughter is a form of internal jogging.

It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectations.

I'd always liked jogging because it was a place to think.

Laughter is inner jogging.

During the winter, you head out into the darkness for a run.

When spring comes, and the first crocus pokes up its head...you know it was worthwhile.

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I always loved running.... It was something you could do by yourself and under your own power.

It's unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims. It makes people nervous to see someone running. I know that when I see someone running on my street, my instincts tell me to let the dog go after him.

I always felt mean, jogging back over the logging road,As if I had broken the natural order of things in that swampland;Disturbed some rhythm, old and of vast importance,By pulling off flesh from the living planet;As if I had committed, against the whole scheme of life, a desecration.

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

We're all unlucky in love sometimes. When I am, I go jogging. The body loses water when you jog, so you have none left for tears.

Joining a Facebook group about creative productivity is like buying a chair about jogging.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

Meditation is warm-up exercise for the mind, so that you can jog through the rest of the day without getting agitated or spraining your patience.

When I finished the Boston race in 1967, there were two things I wanted to do.

I wanted to become a better athlete because my first marathon was 4:20. In those days, that was considered a jogging time and I knew people were going to tease me. But I was more fascinated with what women could do if they only had the chance.

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging.

If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.

The difference between a jogger and a runner is an entry blank.

I love to exercise outside in the fresh air and sun: hiking, swimming, stand-up paddleboarding, and jogging.

Another thing I like to do is sit back and take in nature.

To look at the birds, listen to their singing, go hiking, camping and jogging and running, walking along the beach, playing games and sometimes being alone with the great outdoors. It's very special to me.

We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.

The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being able to take the damn thing off.

I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.

I trained for less than three-quarters of an hour, maybe five days a week - I didn't have time to do more. But it was all about quality, not quantity - so I didn't waste time jogging, ever.

I don't want to be religious, I want to be spiritual.

Anybody can be religious. Some people jog religiously. You don't want to be that, you want to be spiritual. You want to have a relationship with God as opposed to doing what everyone else does.

When I am walking in Central Park, I recognize the Italians.

Because an Italian, even when he jogs, he's dressed perfect.

When people ask me what I do, strangers on a plane, perhaps, I tell them that I think. Thinking is excellent exercise, as much as swimming or jogging.

Many people believe that dealing with overweight and obesity is a personal responsibility. To some degree they are right, but it is also a community responsibility. When there are no safe, accessible places for children to play or adults to walk, jog, or ride a bike, that is a community responsibility.

Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.

Finland has produced so many brilliant distance runners because back home it costs $2.50 a gallon for gas.

If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him.

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