quote by Anthony Jeselnik

My girlfriend has the greatest story as to why she isn't religious anymore. When she was a kid, like 12 years old, her parents nailed a 25 pound crucifix to the wall right above her bed. About two weeks later, in the middle of the night, the crucifix falls off the wall and leaves a two inch gash in the back of her dad's head.

— Anthony Jeselnik

Wonderful Middle Of The Night quotations

Middle of the night quote I've loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.

I've loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.

Always keep a big bottle of booze at your side.

If a bird starts talking nonsense to you in the middle of the night pour yourself a stiff drink.

You don't know what it's like to wake up in the middle of the night, Scared at the thought of kissing razors

Middle of the night quote The people that are there for you on your darkest nights are the ones worth spen

The people that are there for you on your darkest nights are the ones worth spending your brightest days with.

You must torment people with your artistic delight, scaring mother and grandmother in the middle of the night.

I wondered if that was how forgiveness budded;

not with the fanfare of epiphany, but with pain gathering its things, packing up, and slipping away unannounced in the middle of the night.

Anyone who's a parent dreads that call in the middle of the night.

I have four grown children and I still dread it.

Middle of the night quote I do not dream at night, I dream all day, I dream for a living.

I do not dream at night, I dream all day, I dream for a living.

You know what it's like to wake up in the middle of the night with a vivid dream? And you know that if you don't have a pencil and pad by the bed, it will be completely gone by the next morning. Sometimes it's important to wake up and stop dreaming. When a really great dream shows up, grab it.

Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.

Inspiration comes in the middle of the night when you should be doing homework.

Middle of the night quote I often think that the night is more alive and richly colored than the day.

I often think that the night is more alive and richly colored than the day.

Another challenge? Getting up at 6:30 in the morning to go act.

It's not fun acting that early in the morning or acting at 4 A.M in the middle of the night or in the morning when you're really tired. That's a challenge. What a luxurious problem to have.

Snow falling soundlessly in the middle of the night will always fill my heart with sweet clarity

You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write.

Middle of the night quote The Past is where you learned the Lesson. The Future is where you apply the Less

The Past is where you learned the Lesson. The Future is where you apply the Lesson. Don't give up in the middle. http…

If there's one thing I can't bear, it's when hundreds of old men come creeping in through the window in the middle of the night and throw all manner of garbage over me. I can't bear that.

Given a choice between hearing my daughter say "I'm pregnant" or "I used a condom", most mothers would get up in the middle of the night and buy them herself.

I didn't go nightclubbing much as a teenager in Bournemouth because my friends and I didn't have the money - but we spent a lot of time on the beach, having barbecues, and running into the sea in the middle of the night.

Middle of the night quote Hope is like the sun. If you only believe in it when you can see it, you'll neve

Hope is like the sun. If you only believe in it when you can see it, you'll never make it through the night.

You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.

In my photographic work I was always especially entranced.

.. by the moment when the shadows of reality, so to speak, emerge out of nothing on the exposed paper, as memories do in the middle of the night, darkening again if you try to cling to them.

The adventure of composition is a mystery.

The muse has her ways, she hides from you, comes for you in the middle of the night, at midday, at dawn. You must believe wholeheartedly in this divine power. Its an elusive gift that can appear at any time, anywhere. Artists are in awe of it.

Middle of the night quote If you think you're too small to make a difference, you haven't spent a night wi

If you think you're too small to make a difference, you haven't spent a night with a mosquito.

There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.

In the middle of the night, things well up from the past that are not always cause for rejoicing--the unsolved, the painful encounters, the mistakes, the reasons for shame or woe. But all, good or bad, give me food for thought, food to grow on.

Time [is] flowing in the middle of the night.

Middle of the night quote The darkest nights produce the brightest stars

The darkest nights produce the brightest stars

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The witching hour, somebody had once whispered to her, was a special moment in the middle of the night when every child and every grown-up was in a deep deep sleep, and all the dark things came out from hiding and had the world all to themselves.

They took a survey: Why do men get up in the middle of the night? Ten percent get up to go to the bathroom and 90 percent get up to go home.

What makes horror movies work is the idea that "oh my God, what would I do if I were in that situation? How would I get out of that alive? What would I do if I saw the door to my closet creaking open in the middle of the night and a doll on a tricycle comes riding out?"

Middle of the night quote Legend says, when you can't sleep at night It's because you're awake in someone

Legend says, when you can't sleep at night It's because you're awake in someone else's dream

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While most of those who hold that the whole heaven is finite say that the earth lies at the center, the philosophers of Italy, the so-called Pythagoreans, assert the contrary. They say that in the middle there is fire, and that the earth is one of the stars, and by its circular motion round the center produces night and day.

Man, coaching is a hard job, and it requires a lot of time.

.. I hear stories from coaches who tell me that players call them in the middle of the night not knowing where they parked their car.

In Venice in the Middle Ages there was once a profession for a man called a codega--a fellow you hired to walk in front of you at night with a lit lantern, showing you the way, scaring off thieves and demons, bringing you confidence and protection through the dark streets.

Middle of the night quote There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

A Klaner KKK is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with him.

Theater is completely different from film or television.

It has a beginning and a middle and an end and it's different every night. And it's far preferable to any other except in the sense of not getting paid, people who want to eat should do film and television.

You don't need sunglasses inside a building in the middle of the night.

Middle of the night quote May the Sun bring you by day, may the moon softly restore you by night, may the

May the Sun bring you by day, may the moon softly restore you by night, may the rain wash away your worries, may the breeze blow new strength into your being, may you walk gently through the world and know it's beauty all the days of your life.

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The Argentine tango isn't here to play nicely with the other children.

The Argentine tango is here to seduce your women, spill things on your rug, and sneak out your bedroom window in the middle of the night.

You might think being the target of an international terrorist organization, an amnesiac, and a girl with hair dyed in the middle of the night by Macey McHenry would make people stare at you. Well, try walking into the Grand Hall with seriously puffy eyes while holding hands. With a boy.

I have 236 movies on my queue and I feel like I should always be watching movies. Like if I wake up in the middle of the night and don't fall directly back to sleep, I'm like, 'I've been up for an hour and a half I could have watched 'Toy Story 3' by now.' In this economy it is a sin not to be watching movies when you have Netflix.

It haunted him all night, while he slept alone;

it was still there in the morning, when he swallowed his coffee and backed down the driveway in the crumpled old Ford. And riding to work, one of the youngest and healthiest passengers on the train, he sat with the look of a man condemned to a very slow, painless death. He felt middle-aged.

I've got a swimming pool and I pretend to be like a mermaid, like in the middle of the night. It kind of de-stresses me.

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