quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Sensual Psychiatrist quotations

Psychiatrist quote Shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

Shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

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Death is but a transition from this life to another existence where there is no more pain and anguish. All the bitterness and disagreements will vanish, and the only thing that lives forever is love.

When children are allowed to help make family decisions, they tend to be much more supportive and happier with family life. Also when allowed to help make rules, they will follow them much closer than if rules are forced on them. All these add up to a happier home for all.

We think sometimes we're only drawn to the good, but we're actually drawn to the authentic. We like people who are real more than those who hide their true selves under layers of artificial niceties

Many psychiatrists and psychologists refuse to entertain the idea that society as a whole may be lacking in sanity. They hold that the problem of mental health in a society is only that of the number of 'unadjusted' individuals, and not of a possible unadjustment of the culture itself.

We learn... 10% of what we read 20% of what we hear 30% of what we see 50% of what we both hear and see 70% of what is discussed 80% of what we experience personally 95% of what we teach to someone else

We cannot protect our children from life. Therefore, it is essential that we prepare them for it.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Don't believe everything you hear - even in your own mind.

The problem with Christians is they aren't as good as Jesus.

But thank God most Muslims are better than Muhammad.

You have inherited a lifetime of tribulation.

Everybody has inherited it. Take it over, make the most of it and when you have decided you know the right way, do the best you can with it.

Lose your mind and come to your senses.

Hate is just as injurious to the hater as it is to the hated.

Like an unchecked cancer, hate corrodes the personality and eats away its vital unity. Many of our inner conflicts are rooted in hate. This is why the psychiatrists say, "Love or perish." Hate is too great a burden to bear.

All is love...All is love. With love comes understanding. With understanding comes patience. And then time stops. And everything is now.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me.

He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

That which is created in a relationship can be fixed in a relationship.

A child needs encouragement like a plant needs water.

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air.

A psychotic is the man who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent.

The truth is, you cannot love yourself unless you have been loved and are loved.

The capacity to love cannot be built in isolation.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

The moment is the sole reality.

We are always in a perpetual state of being created and creating ourselves. (p. 221)

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

Perfection never exists in reality, but only in our dreams.

All our theories of improving the world, while we are still asleep, merely intensify the sleep of humanity.

A cinematographer is a visual psychiatrist, moving an audience.

.. making them think the way you want them to think, painting pictures in the dark.

Going to a psychiatrist has become one of the most dangerous things a person can do.

Bad marriages don't cause infidelity; infidelity causes bad marriages.

In the 21st century, I think the heroes will be the people who will improve the quality of life, fight poverty and introduce more sustainability.

Men will always be mad, and those who think they can cure them are the maddest of all.

The aim of psychoanalysis is to relieve people of their neurotic unhappiness so that they can be normally unhappy.

Becoming conscious is of course a sacrilege against nature;

it is as though you had robbed the unconscious of something.

Psychiatry is probably the single most destructive force that has affected American Society within the last fifty years.

You know the difference between a real science and a pseudoscience? A real science recognizes and accepts its own history without feeling attacked. When you tell a psychiatrist his mental institution came from a lazar house, he becomes infuriated.

I don't hold with shamans, witch doctors, or psychiatrists.

Shakespeare, Tolstoy, or even Dickens, understood more about the human condition than ever occurred to any of you. You overrated bunch of charlatans deal with the grammar of human problems, and the writers I've mentioned with the essence.

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