quote by Lewis Grizzard

The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.

— Lewis Grizzard

Pleasurable child raising quotes that are about flag raising

Raising quote The purpose of fear is to raise your awareness, not to stop your progress.

The purpose of fear is to raise your awareness, not to stop your progress.

Raise your words, not your voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder.

You need to associate with people who inspire you, people that challenge you to raise higher, people that make you better. Don't waste your valuable time with people that are not adding to your growth. Your destiny is too important.

Raising quote Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out!

Never be afraid to raise your voice for honesty and truth and compassion against injustice and lying and greed. If people all over the world...would do this, it would change the earth.

In the end, it's not what you do for your children but what you've taught them to do for themselves.

Whenever anyone has offended me, I try to raise my soul so high that the offense cannot reach it.

Raising quote If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them,

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

If you strike at, imprison, or kill us, out of our prisons or graves we will still evoke a spirit that will thwart you, and perhaps, raise a force that will destroy you! We defy you! Do your worst!

Even if [the Pope an incarnate devil], we ought not to raise up our heads against him, but calmly lie down to rest on his bosom... He who rebels against our Father is condemned to death, for that which we do to him we do to Christ: we honor Christ if we honor the Pope; we dishonor Christ if we dishonor the Pope.

In life, it's not the genetic guy who wins or the guy with the most potential who wins; it's the person with the greatest perseverance who wins. Always be willing to get up and go at it again and again. That's the guy who has his hands raised later in life. That's the guy you guys need to be.

Raising quote Nobody raises his reputation by lowering others.

Nobody raises his reputation by lowering others.

With all my devotion to the Union, and the feeling of loyalty and duty of an American citizen, I have not been able to make up my mind to raise my hand against my relative, my children, my home. I have, therefore, resigned my commission in the Army.

It became the middle finger I couldn’t raise in PR photographs.

The mustache became my silent last word in the verbal battles I was losing with higher headquarters on rules, targets, and fighting the war.

Don’t let Negative and Toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.

Raising quote Don't raise your voice, improve your argument.

Don't raise your voice, improve your argument.

The oil is a gift bestowed by God on the Arab nation, to use after centuries of poverty, backwardness and servitude - in raising its living standards, developing its economic, social and cultural conditions, and building up its own power to meet the challenges and conspiracies besetting it.

Brevity is the soul of command. Too much talking suggests desperation on the part of the leader. Speak shortly, decisively and to the point–and couch your desires in such natural logic that no one can raise objections. Then move on.

We cannot convince a man to believe any more than we can raise the dead.

Such things are the work of God's Spirit. Men are brought to faith only through the supernatural working of God, and He has promised to work-not through human wisdom or intellectual expertise, but through the preaching of Christ crucified and resurrected from the dead!

Raising quote Raise your words, not voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder.

Raise your words, not voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder.

Momma tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied, and that leaves only me to blame, cause Momma tried.

The winds of grace are always blowing, but you have to raise the sail.

The tendency to conformity in our society is so strong that reasonably intelligent and well-meaning young people are willing to call white black. This is a matter of concern. It raises questions about our ways of education and about the values that guide our conduct.

Raising quote The man who has millions will want everything he can lay his hands on and then r

The man who has millions will want everything he can lay his hands on and then raise his voice against the poor devil who wants ten cents more a day.

You grow old when you lose interest in life, when you cease to dream, to hunger after new truths, and to search for new worlds to conquer. When your mind is open to new ideas, new interests, and when you raise the curtain and let in the sunshine and inspiration of new truths of life and the universe, you will be young and vital.

Celebrate what you've accomplished, but raise the bar a little higher each time you succeed.

At the age of nineteen, on my own initiative and at my own expense, I raised an army by means of which I restored liberty to the republic, which had been oppressed by the tyranny of a faction. For which service the senate, with complimentary resolutions, enrolled me in its order.

Raising quote Cowboys ain't made by boots or hats. They're made by the man inside em that stil

Cowboys ain't made by boots or hats. They're made by the man inside em that still respects his raising.

So now the perception is, yes, women are here to stay.

And when I'm sometimes asked when will there be enough [women on the Supreme Court]? And I say when there are nine, people are shocked. But there'd been nine men, and nobody's ever raised a question about that.

I want your sun to reach my raindrops, so your heat can raise my soul upward like a cloud.

We are not taught to be thinkers, but reflectors of our culture.

Let's teach our children to be thinkers.

Raising quote Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pre

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

We cannot protect our children from life. Therefore, it is essential that we prepare them for it.

Before a standing army can rule, the people must be disarmed;

as they are in almost every kingdom of Europe. The supreme power in America cannot enforce unjust laws by the sword; because the whole body of the people are armed, and constitute a force superior to any band of regular troops that can be, on any pretence, raised in the United States.

Do not raise your children the way your parents raised you; they were born for a different time.

Knowledge has always been important, of course.

The ancient Egyptians did not raise the stones for the pyramids relying on the incantations of their gods. The waters in the irrigation canals of the great Indus Civilisation did not flow according to the laws of ignorance. Knowledge has always been power and wealth.

I want that love that moved the mountains.

I want that love that split the ocean. I want that love that made the winds tremble. I want that love that roared like thunder. I want that love that will raise the dead. I want that love that lifts us to ecstasy. I want that love that is the silence of eternity.

You live and you learn, man. I've learned you can't wait on anybody. You have to raise your awareness yourself.

Prayer is the raising of the mind to God.

We must always remember this. The actual words matter less.

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do matters very much.

I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'. There was another sign below it that said 'self service'. So I hired myself. Then I made myself the boss. I gave myself a raise. I paid myself. Then I quit.

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much.

we were raising our standard of living at the expense of our standard of character.

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