Boys, I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad.
— Lyndon B. Johnson

To make a good salad is to be a brilliant diplomatist -- the problem is entirely the same in both cases. To know exactly how much oil one must put with one's vinegar.
— Oscar Wilde

Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of taste.
— Cyril Connolly

I did a salad, but I didn't do a garden.
— Roberto Burle Marx

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
— Augustus Saint-Gaudens