quote by Garry Shandling

I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. You know these kind of girls: 'I'm hot. I'm on fire. Me, me, me.' You know. 'Help me, put me out.' Come on, could we talk about me just a little bit?

— Garry Shandling

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Blonde hair quote Wrinkles mean you laughed, grey hair means you cared and scars mean you lived!

Wrinkles mean you laughed, grey hair means you cared and scars mean you lived!

Types really don't matter. I have been accused of preferring blondes. But I have known some mighty attractive redheads, brunettes, and yes, women with grey hair. Age, height, weight haven't anything to do with glamour.

When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird.

Blonde hair quote You can't control everything. Your hair was put on your head to remind you of th

You can't control everything. Your hair was put on your head to remind you of that.

I paint German artists whom I admire.

I paint their pictures, their work as painters, and their portraits too. But oddly enough, each of these portraits ends up as a picture of a woman with blonde hair. I myself have never been able to work out why this happens.

When I died my hair red the first time, I felt as if it was what nature intended. I have been accused of being a bit of a spitfire, so in that way, I absolutely live up to the stereotype. The red hair suits my personality. I was a terrible blonde!

My natural color is dark blond, but right now I like being a brunette.

I did a movie last summer and they dyed my hair platinum - I hated it.

Blonde hair quote Salt in the air, sand in my hair

Salt in the air, sand in my hair

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Annabeth's face, her blond hair and gray eyes, the way she laughed, threw her arms around him, and gave him a kiss whenever he did something stupid. She must have kissed me a lot, Percy thought.

When I was in Mecca I noticed that their, they had no color problem.

That they had people there whose eyes were blue and people there whose eyes were black, people whose skin was white, people whose skin was black, people whose hair was blond, people whose hair was black, from the whitest white person to the blackest black person.

Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy.

Blonde hair quote I want daisies in my hair, green tea in my hand, and love in my heart

I want daisies in my hair, green tea in my hand, and love in my heart

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I believe that true beauty comes from inside you and that always shows through.

I have no problem with whatever the next look is, whether it's big blonde hair and blue eyes or green hair and dark eyes. That's fine so long as there isn't just one ideal image.

In 'Thor,' that was my own hair. I grew it out. But I have naturally curly, blonde hair, so I'll never look like that. By the time I got to 'The Avengers,' I had come off two other films, which required me to have it very short. So I dyed it again and it was long enough to use a part of my hairline.

I like hair each and every way. I like to give scalp massages - to pull and tug on it. But my favorite style is long, real hair in a dusty blonde-brown color.

Just because I've got blonde hair and haven't been to Bosnia doesn't mean I'm a bimbo. I am still a serious journalist.

I'm really just a throw-my-hair-into-a-ponytail kind of girl.

I don't like styles that are too neat or too done. I don't think I'll ever go too crazy with colors. I stick with my main two: goldish-blonde or black.

You know, if I tell the press that I like long blonde hair, the next day there will be girls with long hair wigs outside waiting for me.

I don't think I was bullied. If I was bullied, I fought back or turned the other cheek. I have been put in a box, I guess: "Oh you're blonde, you can't play brunette." And I'm always like: "You know what? I'm going to prove you wrong, I'm going to make my hair brown."

I went through a real punk stage-I had braids, red hair, pink hair, green hair, I cut it into a Mohawk, the lot. Then about five years ago, I dyed it dark and stayed out of the sun to get pale, because I hated looking like everyone else, all blonde hair and tanned skin.

I really fought to make my character not a stereotype. I play a soap star with dyed blonde hair.

I was traveling on our tour bus through Europe and I was thinking I want to have long blonde hair.

By the end of the war, I could pick out Jewish people almost as if I had a sixth sense about it, even if they had blue eyes and blond hair. I would have been a very valuable Gestapo person.

I think my wife saw a picture of the rock group Journey, and they're kind of aging, and the one guy had dyed blonde hair with black roots, and... my idea was to get a little earring, I wanted to have a dangling earring.

When I'm bored or tired of being blonde, I'll throw on a wig.

It's a lot less of a permanent way to change your look, and I have about 10 - all different colors, shapes, bobs, long hair, short, feathered.

Her hair that lay along her back Was yellow like ripe corn.

I was a punk rocker when I was a teenager.

I wanted to look like Nancy Spungen. I had dyed blonde hair and lots of piercings.

My real hair color is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood hair.

I have six brothers and sisters. We all look totally different: blonde hair, curly hair, green eyes, dark eyes, dark skin, light skin. It's just how it is.

They are, all of them, born with raging fanaticism in their hearts, just as the Bretons and the Germans are born with blond hair. I would not be in the least bit surprised if these people would not some day become deadly to the human race.

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

I was inspired a little while before The Voice to dye my hair half black half blonde by Cruella De Vil of 101 Dalmatians. One day I was watching it and I told my mom I was going to dye my hair like Cruella's, and she thought I was joking. I came home from the salon, and she didn't talk to me for a few days!

Naturally as a kid, I was inspired by Sting.

I remember seeing him with the blonde hair, the neon tights, and the painted face.

The owner of Mojo's was a suicide blonde, dyed by her own hand.

A comedy is just a tragedy interrupted, I once said.

Do you finish with the kiss or when she opens her eyes to tell him she loves him and sees blonde hairs on his collar?

Her hair was strawberry blond, and she had the shape of a popsicle stick: turn her sideways and she practically disappeared.

When I was in school, I got there on the first day and everyone had long, blonde, straight hair, and I had short, dark, curly hair. I immediately felt I didn't fit in and started growing my hair. But I've learned that I'm only happy when I am truly me and feel comfortable and confident in myself.

I hate the color red almost as much as i hate blond hair,"he said with an amused tone. -Dank

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