Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is like fire. — Rob Delaney
Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't think of what it might be. — Joyce Carol Oates
Run often. Run long. But never outrun your joy of running. — Julie Isphording
Running is real. It’s all joy and woe, hard as diamond. It makes you weary beyond comprehension, but it also makes you free. — Jesse Owens
Running is about more than just putting one foot in front of the other; it is about our lifestyle and who we are. — Joan Benoit
When I first started running, I was so embarrassed I'd walk when cars passed me. I'd pretend I was looking at the flowers! — Joan Benoit
Running has thrown me into adventures that I would otherwise have missed. — Benjamin Cheever
That's the thing about running: your greatest runs are rarely measured by racing success. They are moments in time when running allows you to see how wonderful your life it. — Kara Goucher
Run in places you love with people you like. Enjoying your surroundings and training partners will strengthen your commitment to running and bring out the best in you. — Deena Kastor
We run, not because we think it is doing us good, but because we enjoy it and cannot help ourselves — Roger Bannister
A runner must run with dreams in his heart. — Emil Zatopek
Running is my meditation, mind flush, cosmic telephone, mood elevator and spiritual communion. — Lorraine Moller
You know, theres endorphins in laughter, as there are endorphins in running in the park. — Marlo Thomas
Two things are bad for the heart - running up stairs and running down people. — Bernard Baruch
Short Funny Running Quotes
For me, running is about freedom. I find that the freer I feel, the faster I am. — Jennifer Beals
Running is about finding your inner peace, and so is a life well lived. — Dean Karnazes
I like a man who can run faster than I can. — Jane Russell
He looks like a greyhound, but he runs like a bus. — George Brett
No matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself — Audrey Hepburn
Running with others can help get you out when you might otherwise blow it off. — Frank Shorter
Running is the greatest metaphor for life, because you get out of it what you put into it. — Oprah Winfrey
A good runner leaves no footprints. — Lao Tzu
The marathon can humble you. — Bill Rodgers
The best runs sometimes come on days when you didn't feel like running. — Anonymous
Funny Running Image Quotes
I have two speeds. Fast and faster. I don't just run. I take it. — Arjen Robben
Are you tired? You should be! You've been running through my mind all day. — Gary Barlow
It hurts up to a point and then it doesn't get any worse. — Ann Trason
Fear has two meanings - Forget Everything And Run or Face Everything And Rise. The choice is yours.
Fun Run Quotes
Any fool can destroy trees. They cannot run away; and if they could, they would still be destroyed-chased and hunted down as long as fun or a dollar could be got of their bark hides. — John Muir
What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero? — Bill Watterson
Surround yourself with people who make you better and have fun before the clock runs out. — Joe Gatto
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.
In the game of basketball, I play first off because I love it. I love to have fun. I love to run up and down the court. — Kevin Durant
Home Alone was a lot and a lot and a lot of standing and sitting and walking and running and it was physically demanding but in this, I'm doing back flips and riding ostriches. It's physically demanding in a new way, so it's fun. — Alex D. Linz
A lot of people say they love running because of how they feel afterward. Not me. Well, I love that, too, but it's also so much fun while I'm out there. — Dick Beardsley
Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction.
Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours. — Denis Hayes
A zombie film is not fun without a bunch of stupid people running around and observing how they fail to handle the situation. — George A. Romero
I visited a friend in Leicester recently. It was 4am and we all ran around in a circle, six of us. It’s the most fun I’ve had since i was seven. And I thought: it’s not about drink, or drugs, or fancy clubs. It’s about running around in your socks, changing direction in a front room in Leicester. — Noel Fielding
I'm interested in having fun with ideas, throwing them up in the air like confetti and then running under them. — Ray Bradbury
Good Funny Quotes
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. — Dennis Wholey
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. — Woody Allen
I've lost a million and a half on the horses and dice in the last two years. And the funny part is, I still like 'em, and if someone handed me another million I'd put it right in the nose
of some horse that looked good to me. — Al Capone
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.
A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. — Lois Wyse
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest — Winston Churchill
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words. — Donna Roberts
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place. — Billy Crystal
love the life you live. live the life you love. — Bob Marley
There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies. — Sayings
Running Race Quotes
God gave you your own race to run, stop comparing yourself to other people. They have their race and you have yours. Run hard and don't quit. — LeCrae
The real purpose of running isn't to win a race, it's to test the limits of the human heart. — Bill Bowerman
Everything you need is already inside. — Bill Bowerman
One life. Just one. Why aren't we running like we are on fire towards our wildest dreams?
He who starts behind in the great race of life must forever remain behind or run faster than the man in front. — Benjamin E. Mays
Make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. The body will always give up. — George S. Patton
The punters know that the horse named Morality rarely gets past the post, whereas the nag named Self-interest always runs a good race. — Gough Whitlam
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
If you commit yourself to the love of Christ, then that is how you run a straight race. — Eric Liddell
My goal in sailing isn't to be brilliant or flashy in individual races, just to be consistent over the long run. — Dennis Conner
The whole world is run on bluff. No race, no nation, no man has any divine right to take advantage of others. Why allow the other fellow to bluff you? — Marcus Garvey
But if we can learn to fall more in love with the Lord and trust Him in the middle of every storm, we build our endurance to keep running the race. — Kari Jobe
Funniest Sports Quotes
Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need? — Harry Caray
I don't think there's anybody in this organization not focused on the 49ers...I mean Chargers. — Bill Belichick
They don't think it be like it is, but it do. — Oscar Gamble
God sometimes removes people from your life to protect you. Don't run after them.
Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye. — Bum Phillips
I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church. — Robin Williams
I quit school in the sixth grade because of pneumonia. Not because I had it, but because I couldn't spell it. — Rocky Graziano
Running from your problems is just adding another one to the list.
This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother. — Ted Walsh
When you're rich, you don't write checks. Straight cash, homey. — Randy Moss
When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys, there's no better feeling than to have that done. — Matt Stairs
We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us. — Ruud Gullit
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here. — Mitch Hedberg
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. — Red Skelton
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. — Milton Berle
I know I'm more on television, and I'm more recognizable than maybe even the players because they run and train, but I just stand there, and my face does all these funny things that everyone can see all the time. — Jurgen Klopp
Soccer is a game for 22 people that run around, play the ball, and one referee who makes a slew of mistakes, and in the end Germany always wins. — Gary Lineker
I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit a deer with the airplane. and there was a silence on the other end of the line followed by.. OH MY GOD.! were you on the ground? I said nope, santa was makin one last run. — Bill Engvall
There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out. — Sam Kinison
Choosing individual stocks without any idea of what you're looking for is like running through a dynamite factory with a burning match. You may live, but you're still an idiot. — Joel Greenblatt
I was playing an Ikea employee one time and a guy asked me about an armoire, so I ran through the store and he and his lady started running after me, and we end up inside an armoire - literally. — Joe Gatto
Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with them. -Carrie Bradshaw — Candace Bushnell
Rapport? You mean like, You'll run as fast as you can, and I'll throw it as far as I can? — Jeff Kemp
Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music. — Kristen Wilson
The only tactics I admire are do-or-die — Herb Elliott
Bob Gibson is the luckiest pitcher I ever saw. He always pitches when the other team doesn't score any runs. — Tim Mccarver
I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads. — Yogi Berra
And while all of your friends are grieving at your wake, I hope the sprinkler system turns on and sprays them with AIDS, hepatitis C and liquified genital warts. And while they're all running out and crying, I hope one of them slips and accidentally molests a child. — Jim Norton
The decathlon is nine Mickey Mouse events and the 1500 metres. — Steve Ovett
Sailors, with their built in sense of order, service and discipline, should really be running the world. — Nicholas Monsarrat
Success isn't how far you got, but the distance you traveled from where you started. — Steve Prefontaine
Everyone is an athlete. The only difference is that some of us are in training, and some are not. — George A. Sheehan
Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends. — Larry Wilde
I run so my goals in life will continue to get bigger instead of my belly. — Bill Kirby
The real competition is against the little voice inside you that wants to quit — George A. Sheehan
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up — Paul Keating
Run hard, be strong, think big! — Percy Cerutty
Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME! — Dave Niehaus
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid! — Bill Watterson
One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read" — Steven Wright
I had as many doubts as anyone else. Standing on the starting line, we're all cowards. — Alberto Salazar
I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups. — Rita Rudner
Keep running after a dog and he will never bite you. — Francois Rabelais
My mom let me kind of run free and be rowdy. She encouraged it. I'm a youngest child. So I was spazzy and trying to be funny to my older sisters. It's kind of my role in the family - tension reliever. I was funny or annoying, depending on your perspective. — Andy Samberg
Learn to use the criticism as fuel and you will never run out of energy. — Orrin Woodward
I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be? — Orlando Bloom
You can run a lot of plays when your X is twice as big as the other guys' O. It makes your X's and O's pretty good. — Paul Westphal
When I'm at home alone, I run up the stairs naked. It's quite funny. — Louis Tomlinson
When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey. — Steven Wright
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