My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice. — Kendall Jenner
I be goofy, kinda funny. Acting stupid but they love me. — Mac Miller
I love nerdy, cute, quirky boys who don't take themselves too seriously. — Ariana Grande
You're cute when you're worried, your eyebrows get all scrunched together. — Rick Riordan
I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown? — Joe Pesci
If you make friends with dogs, they can be really cute! — Akira Toriyama
I'm a goofy girl. I like to laugh and I like to make other people laugh. — Gal Gadot
If you can make me laugh, my heart is yours! I think there's nothing more attractive than someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. — Shay Mitchell
If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty. — Sayings
I like all these little animals that run and eat and hide all the time. I like their faces, They seem to be scared and curious at the same time. — Catherine Deneuve
I love both puppies and kitties. I could just scrunch up their little faces! — Jeff Goldblum
I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone. — Danny Devito
We love to make people laugh - it's just something we do. — James Murray
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass! — Joan Rivers
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.
Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day. — Jay Leno
Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. — Jim Gaffigan
Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean. — Ingrid Michaelson
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too. — Joyce Cary
It is the special quality of love not to be able to remain stationary, to be obliged to increase under pain of diminishing. — Andre Gide
Cute Quotes
One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. — Kahlil Gibran
If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you wont give up. If you give up, you're not worthy. ... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for. — Bob Marley
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart — Eleanor Roosevelt
We were together. I forget the rest. — Walt Whitman
You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear. — Unknown Author
Life without you is like a broken pencil, there's no point. — Tyga
You are too smart to worry and too cute to care.
Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary. — Oscar Wilde
The greatest sweetener of human life is friendship. — Joseph Addison
If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. — Mary, Queen of Scots
I heard what you said. I’m not the silly romantic you think. I don’t want the heavens or the shooting stars. I don’t want gemstones or gold. I have those things already. I want…a steady hand. A kind soul. I want to fall asleep, and wake, knowing my heart is safe. I want to love, and be loved. — Shana Abe
Cute Love Quotes
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. — Sigmund Freud
By night, Love, tie your heart to mine, and the two together in their sleep will defeat the darkness — Pablo Neruda
I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you. — Pocahontas
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same. — Marilyn Monroe
My lover asks me: “What is the difference between me and the sky?” The difference, my love, Is that when you laugh, I forget about the sky — Nizar Qabbani
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words. — Donna Roberts
it's a smile, it's a kiss, it's a sip of wine ... it's summertime! — Kenny Chesney
I love you for all that you are, all that you have been, all that you're yet to be. — Ernest Hemingway
Three things I want in a relationship: Eyes that won't cry, lips that won't lie, and love that won't die. — Wiz Khalifa
Relish love in your old age! Aged love is like aged wine; it becomes more satisfying, more refreshing, more valuable, more appreciated and more intoxicating! — Leo Buscaglia
Cute Things Quotes
Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. — Zayn Malik
A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be. — Douglas Pagels
The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. — J. H. Oldham
Trust me, You can dance.
A new baby is like the beginning of all things - wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. — Eda LeShan
Ignore reality, there's nothing you can do about it. — Natalie Imbruglia
The thing under my bed waiting to grab my ankle isn't real. I know that, and I also know that if I'm careful to keep my foot under the covers, it will never be able to grab my ankle. — Stephen King
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man. — Paul Gray
A friend is a person who goes around saying nice things about you behind your back. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this. — Charles M. Schulz
I love a good madeira cake. Nice and simple. The most important thing is that a cake is moist. Most people overcook cakes, which dries them out. — Mary Berry
Cute Life Quotes
Friends are those rare people who ask how we are, and then wait to hear the answer. — Ed Cunningham
Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon. — A. A. Milne
My friends have made the story of my life. In a thousand ways they have turned my limitations into beautiful privileges. — Helen Keller
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature. — Jane Austen
Put all excuses aside and remember this: YOU are capable. — Zig Ziglar
Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, and her laughter was a question he wanted to spend his whole life answering. — Nicole Krauss
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere. — Tim McGraw
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it ... what you wish in your secret heart were not funny, but it is, and you must laugh. Humor is your own unconscious therapy. Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air, and you. — Langston Hughes
I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells. — Richard Pryor
Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. — Jeremy Clarkson
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for awhile.
Symmetry is pleasing but not as sexy. Einstein is cool but Picasso knows what I'm talking about. — Amy Poehler
You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. — Dr. Seuss
You cannot help but learn more as take the world into your hands. Take it up reverently, for it is and old piece of clay, with millions of thumbprints on it. — John Updike
Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong
Hemp is of first necessity to the wealth & protection of the country. — Thomas Jefferson
The very nature of cool is that you think about it too much and it becomes uncool. — Don Johnson
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime. — Sam Ewing
It's always cool on the airplane when people are watching “SVU.” It’s funny. And it’s always the reruns. — Kelli Giddish
Very Cute Quotes
A sister can be seen as someone who is both ourselves and very much not ourselves - a special kind of double. — Toni Morrison
Love is when you have a really amazing piece of cake, and it’s the very last piece, but you let him have it. — E. Lockhart
My first on-screen kiss was lame: Nickelodeon. But my first real-life kiss was super cute and nice, but still very awkward. It was with this hot skateboarder with dreadlocks. He was my little Rasta man. — Christian Serratos
She had had sweet dreams, which possibly arose from the fact that her little bed was very white. — Victor Hugo
If you listen to the wind very carefully, you'll be able to hear me whisper my love for you. — Andrew Davidson
Can't find a reason why God gave you to me. But that's not a question to be asked. May be question is how did God knew that I needed someone like you Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. — Lisa Hoffman
When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it. — A. A. Milne
I think it's very attractive when people cook. So I don't wear sweatpants. When you dress sexy to cook, too, it's like, damn, I got a girl who can cook and look like that? And I always have really cute aprons. — Blake Lively
I had a dog I raised for many years. He was a Pekingese with big eyes and a flat face, very cute. — Stephen Chow
Good Funny Quotes
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. — Dennis Wholey
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. — Woody Allen
I've lost a million and a half on the horses and dice in the last two years. And the funny part is, I still like 'em, and if someone handed me another million I'd put it right in the nose
of some horse that looked good to me. — Al Capone
A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. — Lois Wyse
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest — Winston Churchill
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place. — Billy Crystal
love the life you live. live the life you love. — Bob Marley
There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies. — Sayings
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. — Meister Eckhart
Cute Like Quotes
When two friends understand each other totally, the words are soft and strong like an orchid's perfume. — Sara Jeannette Duncan
My sister just had a baby, a little newborn. The kid is adorable, so cute. She wouldn't let me hold him, she refuses. She says, 'No way, Anthony, I'm afraid you're gonna drop him.' I'm 32 years old. Like I'm some kind of idiot. Like I don't have a million other ways to hurt that baby. — Anthony Jeselnik
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. — Jon Foreman
I like a girl to look relaxed. Tight jeans and rock t-shirts are cute! — Devon Werkheiser
Cheating on a good woman is like choosing trash over treasure. — Audrey Hepburn
Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man's ingratitude. — William Shakespeare
He [Percy] pleaded with those sea-green eyes, like a cute baby seal that needed help. Piper wondered how Annabeth ever won an argument with this guy. — Rick Riordan
You're like the lyrics to my favorite song. You stick with me all day long. And when I reach the end I wanna hear it again. — TobyMac
A family is a family not because of gender but because of values, like commitment, trust and love. — Gray Davis
It was June, and the world smelled of roses. The sunshine was like powdered gold over the grassy hillside. — Maud Hart Lovelace
Cute Personality Quotes
Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs. — Marlene Dietrich
Cute is when your personality shines through your looks. — Natalie Portman
You've got to be the best person you can be in your life. — Jeff Gordon
For the two of us, home isn't a place. It is a person. And we are finally home. — Stephanie Perkins
Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess. — Daniel Handler
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Cute is when your personality shines through your looks. Like, when you see someone's personality in the way they walk and you just feel like hugging them every time you see them. — Natalie Portman
It's OK to do cute little things like kissing a turtle, but you can't kiss another person because he's a different color? Give me a break. And you have to remember, I'm from Dallas, Texas. — Aaron Spelling
I'm not an easy person to love. There are lots of times when I'm a very good boyfriend, but there are times when I'm useless. I mean, I'm a mess around the house. I talk nonstop. I become obsessed with things. — Daniel Radcliffe
I'm not the same person I was. I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that. — Paris Hilton
I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win." — Mitch Hedberg
A Brother may not be a Friend, but a Friend will always be a Brother. — Benjamin Franklin
What greater gift than the love of a cat. — Charles Dickens
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage. — Agnes Repplier
My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time. — Linda Sunshine
One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a house; The brain has corridors surpassing Material place. — Emily Dickinson
The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend. — Aristotle
Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story. — Mason Cooley
I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships. — Gilda Radner
Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates. — Abbott Lawrence Lowell
The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms. . . and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together. — Erma Bombeck
I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. — Kyle Schmid
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice. — Otto von Bismarck
To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To you, respect. — Oren Arnold
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. — Miguel de Unamuno
I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. — Hippolyte Taine
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.' — Groucho Marx
I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. — Jimmy Fallon
I’m not great on the florals. I think you’ve got to wear what you’re happy in and that is fun but isn’t mutton dressed up as lamb. — Mary Berry
I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food, which they take for granted - but his or her entertainment value. — Geoffrey Household
If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking , they can make you laugh. — P. C. Cast
The heart can get really cold if all you've known is winter. — Benjamin Alire Saenz
Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses.' — John Lennon
I add a smile to everything I wear and that has worked great for me. — David White
I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that. — Ellen DeGeneres
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently. — Bill Watterson
The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends. — Gwyneth Paltrow
I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime. — Will Rogers
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