We that are true lovers run into strange capers; but as all is mortal in nature, so is all nature in love mortal in folly. — William Shakespeare
Marry for Love, an Heroick Action, which makes a mighty noise in the World, partly because of its rarity, and partly in regard of its extravagancy. — Mary Astell
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other. — Oscar Wilde
Loving is a journey with water and with stars, with smothered air and abrupt storms of flour: loving is a clash of lightning-bolts and two bodies defeated by a single drop of honey. — Pablo Neruda
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. — Mae West
Love is a beautiful image Imagined or seen within the heart, The friend of virtue and gentility. — Michelangelo
Love is a great beautifier. — Louisa May Alcott
Love is trembling happiness. — Kahlil Gibran
Top 10 Humorous Love Quotes
Life is short. Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly — Paulo Coelho
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. — Woody Allen
There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that. — Lewis Grizzard
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. — Groucho Marx
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. — Albert Einstein
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. — Melanie Griffith
Haters are just confused admirers because they can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you. — Jeffree Star
It takes a moment to tell someone you love them, but it takes a lifetime to prove it. — Erich Fromm
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. — Groucho Marx
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there. — George Burns
Humorous Love Image Quotes
If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty. — Marilyn Monroe
Your True Nature Is Love. There's Nothing You Can Do About It. — Byron Katie
Your mind will always believe everything you tell it. Feed it hope. Feed it truth. Feed it with love.
Hilarious Love Quotes
My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there. — Carrie Fisher
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. — Chris Rock
I loved this smart, funny, big-hearted novel. As hilarious and wise as early Philip Roth, The Mathematician's Shiva will delight and move you. — Steven Strogatz
The secret to living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple and love without measure.
After a long day at work, I want someone to come home, turn on my video and think, "Oh my god, how girls get ready? This is hilarious, I love this, I'm forgetting about all my problems." — Lilly Singh
Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive? — Ellen DeGeneres
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. — C. E. M. Joad
Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down. — Woody Allen
I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I once worked with Emma Thompsons mother, Phyllida Law. I worked with her on a BBC drama, and she was hilarious. I loved her so much, and she was great to work with. — Thomas Brodie-Sangster
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead. — Ann Landers
To love a person is to see all of their magic, and to remind them of it when they have forgotten.
I'm single because I was born that way. — Mae West
You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic. — Richard E. Besser
Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you." — Russell Howard
Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic.
I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia. — Frankie Boyle
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in. — Courteney Cox
1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move. — Kristen Schaal
It was hidden inside another book. One Valentine was unlikely to ever open." Magnus smiled crookedly. "Simple Recipes for Housewives. No one can say your mother didn't have a sense of humor. — Cassandra Clare
Love Comedy Quotes
I'd like to do a comedy with Emma Thompson. I admire her as an actress so much. I love her. And I didn't know it until recently that her whole career started in comedy. — Gene Wilder
We love to make people laugh - it's just something we do. — James Murray
Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits. — Dylan Moran
I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love and a little drunk.
Umm, if I could nose anybody... I guess over there it would be Ricky Gervais. He's a hero of mine. I consider him an idol, I love everything he does. So to be able to place my nose on such a Brit legend, that would be my pick. — Joe Gatto
Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored. — Bob Saget
Yeah, even a black comedy. Where it's a little eerie. I'd love to do that. But there are about three really fabulous ones on the air now and I don't know if I can do any better than that. I'd like to sort of forge new ground. — Sharon Gless
The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.
I love music, my followers love music, and I know LiveXLive is the ultimate home for the live music experience. We're going to bring great comedy and great music together like no one else is doing, and we'll have incredible access and resources to do it. — Jake Paul
That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something else. — Jason Sudeikis
My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love. — Billy Crystal
I just love entertaining. I will do anything - stand-up comedy, video games, fencing, internet shorts - I just want to keep being lucky enough to entertain people anyway I can. I try never to limit my art to a medium. — Matthew Gray Gubler
Humor And Laughter Quotes
Grace creates liberated laughter. The grace of God...is beautiful, and it radiates joy and awakens humor. — Karl Barth
You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. — Jay Leno
A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more dark clouds than any other one thing. — Laura Ingalls Wilder
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant. — Washington Irving
Humor is a prelude to faith and laughter is the beginning of prayer. — Reinhold Niebuhr
I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense of humor. — Katie Price
A strong person loves, forgives, walks away, lets go, tries again, perseveres... No matter what life throws at them.
A sense of humor is just common sense dancing. — William James
Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life. — Joseph Addison
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. — Bill Cosby
I've always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, "Ain't that the truth." — Quincy Jones
Marriage Humor Quotes
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. — Lewis Grizzard
God created sex. Priests created marriage. — Voltaire
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. — Johnny Carson
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always — Red Skelton
All marriages are same sex marriages. You get married and every night, it's the same sex. — Bill Maher
Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. — Helen Rowland
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. — Stephen Hawking
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. — Oscar Wilde
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen. — Red Skelton
Humour And Laughter Quotes
Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies. — Barry Cryer
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him. — Romain Gary
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor. — Charles Dickens
It is a fair, even-handed, noble adjustment of things, that while there is infection in disease and sorrow, there is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humour. — Charles Dickens
The cause of laughter is simply the sudden perception of the incongruity between a concept and the real project. — Arthur Schopenhauer
Common sense and a sense of humour are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humour is just common sense, dancing. Those who lack humour are without judgment and should be trusted with nothing. — Clive James
If anything can survive the probe of humour it is clearly of value, and conversely all groups who claim immunity from laughter are claiming special privileges which should not be granted. — Eric Idle
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. — Bill Cosby
Life is a huge farce, and the advantage of possessing a sense of humour is that it enables one to defy fate with mocking laughter. — George Gissing
Laughter is very infectious, and why it should be so is a most interesting neurological problem. But it also has other, more physiological, benefits. Apparently it boosts the immune system, reduces stress hormones, massages the heart and diaphragm and engenders a 'feel good' factor. — Semir Zeki
'Understanding' art is like having a sense of humour - if you don't have one, no amount of explanation is going to make you laugh. — Michael Craig-Martin
I suggest taking the high road and have a little sence of humour and let things roll off your back. I think that's very important. — Sally Ride
PHRENOLOGY, n. The science of picking the pocket through the scalp. It consists in locating and exploiting the organ that one is a dupe with. — Sayings
Humour breaks down boundaries, it topples our self-importance, it connects people, and because it engages and entertains, it ultimately enlightens. — John Agard
What is done cannot be undone, but one can prevent it happening again — Anne Frank
In mathematics, if I find a new approach to a problem, another mathematician might claim that he has a better, more elegant solution. In chess, if anybody claims he is better than I, I can checkmate him. — Emanuel Lasker
The world belongs to those who set out to conquer it armed with self confidence and good humour. — Charles Dickens
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. — Peter Ustinov
Life Humor Quotes
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. — Mark Twain
What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are tiny matters compared to what lives within us. — Henry David Thoreau
If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. — Will Smith
God created war so that Americans would learn geography. — Mark Twain
You can change your wife, your politics, your religion, but never, never can you change your favourite football team. — Eric Cantona
If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut — Albert Einstein
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. — Oscar Wilde
Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers. — Matt Groening
Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate. — Carl Jung
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives. — Kurt Cobain
Love And Laughter Quotes
I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge. That myth is more potent than history. That dreams are more powerful than facts. That hope always triumphs over experience. That laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death. — Robert Fulghum
The best things in life are free. And it is important never to lose sight of that. So look around you. Wherever you see friendship, loyalty, laughter, and love...there is your treasure. — Neale Donald Walsch
From here on after let's stay the way we are right now. And share all the love and laughter that a lifetime will allow. — George Strait
We dance for laughter, we dance for tears, we dance for madness, we dance for fears, we dance for hopes, we dance for screams, we are the dancers, we create the dreams. — Albert Einstein
Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, and her laughter was a question he wanted to spend his whole life answering. — Nicole Krauss
What is this precious love and laughter budding in our hearts? It is the glorious sound of a soul waking up! — Hafez
Togetherness, passion, laughter, faith, trust, and jealousy are the essential ingredients of love — Shahrukh Khan
Why am I afraid to dance, I who love music and rhythm and grace and song and laughter? Why am I afraid to live, I who love life and the beauty of flesh and the living colors of the earth and sky and sea? Why am I afraid to love, I who love love? — Eugene O'Neill
When ypu awaken love and laughter in your life, your mind lets go of fear and anxiety, and your happy spirit becomes the healing balm that transforms every aspect of your human experience. — Jesse Dylan
All you need in the world is love and laughter. That's all anybody needs. To have love in one hand and laughter in the other. — August Wilson
I love songs about horses, railroads, land, Judgment Day, family, hard times, whiskey, courtship, marriage, adultery, separation, murder, war, prison, rambling, damnation, home, salvation, death, pride, humor, piety, rebellion, patriotism, larceny, determination, tragedy, rowdiness, heartbreak and love. And Mother. And God. — Johnny Cash
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. — Hamilton Wright Mabie
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. — Woody Allen
All is fair in love and golf. — American Proverbs
Some of my Vines, the young girls love them. But college students will watch them and be like, yo this is dumb. — Logan Paul
Detection is, or ought to be, an exact science, and should be treated in the same cold and unemotional manner. You have attempted to tinge it with romanticism, which produces much the same effect as if you worked a love-story or an elopement into the fifth proposition of Euclid. — Arthur Conan Doyle
I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time. — Mitch Hedberg
I think that making love is the best form of exercise. — Cary Grant
If anyone makes you laugh, it is not always because they love you. — African Proverbs
In my family, there was not an abundance of wealth, but there was an abundance of love. So there was always humor, and there was joy and there was comfort and there was this environment just to have a good time. — Lauryn Hill
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. — Robin Williams
If someone hates your guts, feed it to them if someone loves your guts, they’re probably a zombie. — PewDiePie
After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody." — Garry Shandling
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. — Woody Allen
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. — Johnny Vegas
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind. — Bob Phillips
The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number. — P. G. Wodehouse
Don't be yourself, be a pizza. Everyone loves pizza. — PewDiePie
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny. — Bob Hope
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love — Joe Louis
If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life. — Tommy Lasorda
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. — Woody Allen
What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life. And, most importantly, cookies. — Rudy Giuliani
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it. — Mae West
What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math. — Mike Birbiglia
Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you. . . . I want to marry you. . . . I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks. — John Wayne
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