quote by Lewis Grizzard

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.

— Lewis Grizzard

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Husband and wife quote We're all consumers. The consumer is not a moron; she is your wife.

We're all consumers. The consumer is not a moron; she is your wife.

How little wives may realize that a biting, stinging word in the morning will rob a husband of efficiency the whole day long. But a loving, tender, beautiful word—a little prayer word—will fill him with music and will lead him into victory.

I was a queen, and you took away my crown;

a wife, and you killed my husband; a mother, and you deprived me of my children. My blood alone remains: take it, but do not make me suffer long.

Husband and wife quote There are three faithful friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

There are three faithful friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

The perfect family doesn't exist, nor is there a perfect husband or a perfect wife, and let's not talk about the perfect mother-in-law! It's just us sinners. A healthy family life requires frequent use of three phrases: "May I? Thank you, and I'm sorry" and "never, never, never end the day without making peace."

In the marriage union, the independence of the husband and wife will be equal, their dependence mutual, and their obligations reciprocal.

Husband and wife quote By All means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad on

By All means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

God created sex. Priests created marriage.

A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to my car, he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times. I ring the bell and say, Here's your husband! The man's wife says, Where's his wheelchair?

Each suburban wife struggles with it alone.

As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffeured Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night- she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question-- 'Is this all?

Husband and wife quote The consumer is not a moron, she is your wife.

The consumer is not a moron, she is your wife.

A wife and a husband should be regarded as friends for the sake of Allaah.

And that friendship is above material needs; each encouraging the other one to do good deeds, which are pleasing to Allaah.

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.

Wherever you find a great man, you will find a great mother or a great wife standing behind him -- or so they used to say. It would be interesting to know how many great women have had great fathers and husbands behind them.

A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Husbands, love your wives well! Your children are noticing how you treat her.

You are teaching your sons how they should treat women, and you are teaching your daughters what they should expect from men.

Spread love everywhere you go; first of all in your house. Give love to your children, to your wife or husband, to a next door neighbor. Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

Bad marriages don't cause infidelity; infidelity causes bad marriages.

Oh, trebly blest the placid lot of those whose hearth foundations are in pure love laid, where husband's breast with tempered ardor glows, and wife, oft mother, is in heart a maid!

I am excited to rise today to support National Mom and Pop Business Owners Day.

This celebration honors the husband and wife business owner teams whose work helps drive the economy and fuel job growth.

The fear of making permanent commitments can change the mutual love of husband and wife into two loves of self-two loves existing side by side, until they end in separation.

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.

Far too many husbands fail to recognize that what your wife wants and needs most from you is your concern for her soul.

A righteous wife can make a poor man feel like a king.

They are not said to be husband and wife, who merely sit together.

Rather they alone are called husband and wife, who have one soul in two bodies.

It's a real gift to have a husband and wife in the company that love each other and that work together. They check on each other emotionally and physically. That's beautiful to me.

All too often people concentrate on finding the right spouse, little realizing that half of any marriage is being the right spouse.

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Ages of experience have taught humanity that the commitment of a husband and wife to love and to serve one another promotes the welfare of children and the stability of society.

Marriage is a total commitment and a total sharing of the total person with another person until death.

God intends and expects marriage to be a lifetime commitment between a man and a woman, based on the principles of biblical love. The relationship between Jesus Christ and His church is the supreme example of the committed love that a husband and wife are to follow in their relationship with each other.

At the beginning, your love supports your marriage. Later on, your marriage supports your love.

Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said;

after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;

they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

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